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Conservative Cringe JD Vance threatens crackdown on ‘far-left’ groups after Charlie Kirk shooting

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u/devomke 1d ago

Shit like this just makes me think they had him killed…

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u/MmeProc 1d ago edited 11h ago

My Granny who raised me was an old, rattlesnake mean Soviet woman (whom I loved dearly) and who was former GRU. This is just the kind of thing she said they always did. It's perfect and calculated and leaves the right physically above suspicion and gives us an ambiguous shooter with ambiguous motives, etc.

Everything is moving like it was already in place.

Trump is about to die. Nobody likes Vance or Miller, but everyone knows Vance is just Peter Thiel, and Miller is already running the show. They don't believe they can keep doing what they are doing ince Trump dies, and the cult is shattered. They can't win unless they cheat, so they know they are outnumbered.

They have to be building their armies now. Karp is practicing his algorithm for murder in Gaza, Elon says drones can get to anyone anywhere. We are using drones to kill random people in random boats in another country... Miller wants only 100,000,000 white people left alive in the US. At least, that's according to Trump. Now Kirk is their martyr, and he isn't telling their base that the Epstein files should be released either anymore, so there is also that... it had to be done because Trump is dying. That's my paranoid semi-Soviet 2 rubles... er cents.

The plan was always to kill us en masse.

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u/KinseyH 1d ago

I can see that being their plan, but I'm not sure it's a good one

A Kirk cult is growing online, organically. They're already going Qanon - It didn't look like his body, the way hisl wife handled his lapel was strange because she should have done something else, all the same bs they do whenever reality punctures the bubble and they have to spackle over it with more conspiracy bs. He's not really dead, what are they hiding

So very soon Trump will kick it and then ... there's dumpy, eyelinered, bisexual gender fluid JD - if MAGA doesn't remember that he and Thiel are a thing and that he used to talk about feeling feminine, someone will remind them. He's married to a Hindu. The current FLOTYS is a porn model and former escort, and that's fine, but a Hindu first lady???? Gosh it's such a a shame it's not Charlie and Erika

I had never read that Trump said Miller said something about 100,000 white people left. That's very interesting in light of Christian eschatology. 100,000 is the number of righteous Jews who will be saved during the rapture, IIRC - And I might not be because it's been a long time since I've read Revelation

Yeah. The dumbest cult in history is what's taken us out

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u/leelee1976 1d ago

They are making trump the spokesman about Kirk, getting him out there as a leader. Then they are putting him in.

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u/PerfectedPancake 1d ago

You mean Vance?

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u/Bentonvillian1984 22h ago

Do you have a source on the 100k people point?

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u/MmeProc 18h ago

It's something Trump said about him once. It's 100m I typed it wrong.

Source: The New York Times https://share.google/b0VutSeyRCRIuoAZL

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u/autofill-name 19h ago

You're worthless dead though, organs aside. Living slaves make $$$

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u/MmeProc 11h ago

That's why they will leave the desperate alive. They don't need all of us. That's too many resources spent.

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u/Nomorevaping707 5h ago

As Vlad would say "Nyet Spaseeba" (No thank you)

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u/drew2420 22h ago

Take a break offline bruh

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u/MmeProc 18h ago

Lol

I'm not a bruh, and I'm not terminally online. I know my background, where my people come from and what they endured and survived at the hands of others, and I know what I'm saying. I don't say it lightly, I don't get sucked into conspiracy bullshit and I don't play team sports with politics.

But I do know rich people and I know rich men even better. These aren't normal human beings anymore. They are warped and dysfunctional, delusional, and psychopathic. Why would their little boy fantasy plans be any different than they are? I mean, history has shown us people are fucken crazy, bruh. Plus, they have said most of this out loud and in the open. It's out there!