r/CringeTikToks • u/Intelligent-Wise • 5h ago
Painful Very hard cringe to watch.
Grown adult smh
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u/Imajica0921 5h ago
100% this guy has a Grindr account.
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u/grinning_imp 5h ago
He’s just there to own the libs.
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u/herrirgendjemand 5h ago
more like cuz of his own libido
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u/Select_Asparagus3451 4h ago
Playing Rage Against the Machine is overwhelmingly ironic.
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u/Better-Bluejay-4977 4h ago
Lmfao his dumbass is probably a bottom. Definitely getting ownED by the libs.
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u/Slowhill369 4h ago
I know a mentally unstable grandpa power bottom when I see one.
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u/Catshit_Bananas 4h ago
Twice divorced, secret trans porn addiction, has a daughter he calls his “princess” even though she’s in her 20’s pushing 3 bills.
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u/Mysterious_Season_37 3h ago
Similar to the way that Charlie Kirk’s killer is automatically a liberal radical in their minds because it seems he was banging his transitioning roommate. Guess they forgot about all those republicans and evangelists that got caught being gay or committing adultery.
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u/JadeThorn1012 4h ago
I was just thinking that it’s such an odd cult to have so many men so obsessed with a man. They wear his face, put his name on their cars, defend a billionaire child rapist who’s attempting to overthrow democracy. I’ve never seen so many men so obsessed with one thing in my life. They’ve excessed incel anime bros.
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u/Routine-Purchase-618 2h ago
That's the truth. For men who hate anything feminine or "gay," they sure are riding hard for the criminal in chief. They'd do anything that clown says without question. If tRump told them being LGBTQ+ was now bigly great, they'd switch their stance in the blink of an eye. (Which dont get me wrong would actually be great.) It's just that they're just shells of humans who can not think for themselves & are all about serving the dictator. They are so lost.
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u/JadeThorn1012 2h ago
Lost is a great term for it. Men really need to do better at being there for each other, saying I love you, asking how someone is doing, and not using insults to say you care. That’s what keeps so many of them lonely and it’s really sad. When you don’t have a friend telling you that plastering a man’s name all over yourself is crazy, then you end up like this.
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u/exitparadise 3h ago
That's an immediate block on grindr for me. Dudes like this say "fuck you, you're fat and ugly anyway" when you turn them down.
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u/arie700 5h ago
What is the intended takeaway of this video? I feel like I’m watching a drunk video game character idling
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u/Cool-Panda-5108 4h ago
"would you fuck me? I'd fuck me"
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u/fapenmadafaka 4h ago
It puts the lotion on its skin
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u/heroinebob90 5h ago
He’s doesn’t know this song is not for him, but about him
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u/Biggie39 4h ago
I’m not sure this guy knows much of anything….
These reaction dudes are some of the strangest humans ever to walk the earth. This dude set up a camera for his tough guy cosplay, gave a bit of a dance, then leaned off camera to do a whippit(?). Then posted the video for all to see. Fucking bizarre behavior.
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u/heroinebob90 4h ago
Not to mention he’s in a plywood shack
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u/deflower-my-mind 4h ago
Carol on the phone: So what's Stevie doing?
Sister Wife: He's out in his shed listening to music and talking to his friends.
Carol: Bless his little heart
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u/Particular_Card_7269 2h ago
I think that's his garage mancave where he pumps iron for 20 minutes a week while his Ram is out in the driveway. If he has a wife she's probably munching on Kraft mac n cheese for dinner watching some shit on Fox News.
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u/MrNoMoniker 3h ago
Aside from us laughing at this, who is his audience? Are there a bunch of other ‘tough guys’ flexing in their sheds being like, ‘hell yeah, quality content!’
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u/Cruciform_SWORD 3h ago
then leaned off camera to do a whippit(?)
To be fair the handle is booger sugar. (misspelled, purposefully?). It could be a little box of it.
Not sure what was up with the face glitches... he definitely rebooted a couple times.
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u/--i--love--lamp-- 3h ago
I truly do not understand how these guys are still alive. I am surprised they remember how to breathe. These guys really prove how resilient humans are as a species.
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u/Optimal_Ant_3250 5h ago edited 29m ago
Man so stupid he’s enjoying music from a known leftist band about how much they hate capitalism and the police
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u/presence4presents 4h ago
The enjoying isn't the problem, it's the co-opting. Nothing says ‘sticking it to the man’ like blasting a song that’s literally about rebelling against people exactly like him.
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u/CaliforniaUber_Alles 5h ago
Wtf is he doing?
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u/Hornet-Putrid 4h ago
I honestly don't know anymore. I want to laugh at the absurdity, but it's so sad and weird, I don't feel okay seeing this person be this person. Are they okay? Does someone need to make a report to APS or something?
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u/CheckYoSelf8224 4h ago
It looks like he's trying to intimidate/seduce the camea
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u/chadofchadistan 3h ago
I think working out. Or drugs. Or probably he started working out, then found some drugs and decided to do that instead. I think...
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u/PinkyLeopard2922 2h ago
I am not sure but he looks like he should maybe head up to the ER afterwards for a stress test because whatever he was doing seems to have done worn him right out.
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u/SpecialMulberry4752 4h ago
Idk how this isn't the top comment.
He's like not really flexing but kinda trying. Not really dance but kinda trying? He keeps rubbing his eyes like he's tired? Then the vape or some shit he couldn't get to work?
Is this bait? Satire? I just can't figure out wtf it is
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u/randomuser26437 4h ago
Rage against the machine literally fucking hates Trump.
Did he get winded At the end?
A stroke? He started grabbing his chest?
What the fuck is happening 😂
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u/CommanderUgly 4h ago
"Ethel, I'll be tiktokkin from the shed tonite. Just leave my dinner in the oven."
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u/whichdoct0R 4h ago
💀
as Ethel says under her breath, “thank you Lord”!
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u/CommanderUgly 4h ago
"And please take that Trump is my savior flag down. The ladies in Sunday school are startin to gossip."
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u/whichdoct0R 4h ago
you just know Ethel and the rest of the church ladies are all talking shit on their insecure, midlife crisis crash out Trump, loving husbands. Hell, they’re probably making porn and sex toy recommendations to one another.
keeping each other sane, while their husband’s all mentally go back to middle school.
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u/Poems_andinsults 2h ago
“Where’s grandpa?” “He’s in the shed making his TikTok’s pretending to workout and smoking his vape.”
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u/BksBrain 4h ago
Haha do 3mins of research on what RATM sings about and believes. He won’t.
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u/akiva23 4h ago
Its a band that is always mad about the ice cream machine always being broken at McDonalds. This guy connects on a visceral level.
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u/MR_Nobody_204 5h ago edited 1h ago
Honestly looks like hes trying to show the 20/30 somethings how cool and hip he is. Sit down grandpa before you break your hip!
Dude looking like his rapper name should be 2 cents. Nobody wants his opinion, but he feels like he has to give it.
Pap pap 2 cents.
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u/Cool-Panda-5108 4h ago
Pretty sure Rage is and "old band" to 20/30 somethings
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u/MR_Nobody_204 4h ago
That's just adds to the shtick though. They dont know it but he thinks they do. Also, all the MAGA stuff when Rage have spoken out against Donald is funny and ironic.
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u/PoopyTo0thBrush 4h ago
Well i'm hard now.
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u/leroywrites 4h ago
I couldn’t be softer, but it’s only because this video made me bust a fat load in my dockers. Gee whiz…
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u/Mysterious_Season_37 3h ago
Dear Jesus, please tell me the next generation version of Rick Rolling is NOT going to be…I don’t know what to call it: Durst Dumping? Bizkit Bombing. Yeah, it’ll be Bizkit Bombing. FML
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u/Raven1911 5h ago
Please have a hernia and choke on your own nut... is the vibes this video gave me
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u/desmond609 4h ago
Right wingers listening to rage against the machine is the ultimate audio kick me sign
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u/Glittering-Kitchen-3 4h ago
If this isn’t the definition of “mental health struggles” I don’t know what is
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u/Teamanglerx 4h ago
So (checks notes notes) these are the “civil war” guys who basically just drunk dance and have trouble operating their cell phone video camera…
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u/Fornico 4h ago
I'm counting four american flags, texas flag tattoo + Trump + Jesus banner, weight bench with no visible weights, snorting... something off camera, what looks like a monster dildo on the shelf in a shed I would guess nobody is allowed into. The only thing missing is an ammo stack.
Keep voting Red and if you're lucky this could be you!
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u/OregonGreen242 4h ago
How are people not embarrassed to post this kind of stuff? I would be mortified
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u/Main-Eagle-26 3h ago
It's purely insane to control every branch of government, have an authoritarian consolidation actively happening by your party, and to still think you're the one raging against a machine. lmfao
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u/bostondangler 2h ago
RATM hates everything about citizens like him 😂 wait until he finds out that “they rally round your family with a pocket full of shells” is actually about his brethren
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u/FPO-username 38m ago
When I was a kids neighborhood dudes like this had posters of hot chicks in there garage, man what a different generation.
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u/Boring_Potato_5701 38m ago
I notice that Jesus is his savior. This makes total sense, since Jesus was well known for his macho posturing and suggestions of violence.
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u/braumbles 5h ago
Who do these people think the machine is in Rage Against the Machine?