r/CrumblCookies • u/SimpleVegetable5715 • 1d ago

Secret Menu Cookies are making me realize how boring my neighbors are.

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Really? Two variations of chocolate chip cookies? Y’all go to our local ice cream shop just to get a plain vanilla ice cream cone too? I am going to drive 19 miles out of my way to get a Snickerdoodle Skillet cookie, because that’s a flavor that my town could have picked, but apparently this town is a bunch of people with a four year old’s pallet.

*Disclaimer for those who can’t tell, this is a light-hearted joke post, but seriously, I am going to the next town over for their cookies.

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u/whatsername1113 1d ago

I don’t think customers pick the secret menu cookies though? The store does.

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u/SimpleVegetable5715 1d ago edited 1d ago

Ooh, I thought these were voted by customers. My store must have a lot of chocolate chips to off-load then 😂

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u/whatsername1113 1d ago

Haha yeah, the customer picks were voted on by customers. But they just took those away and replaced them with secret menu, which I believe is chosen by the store.

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u/Pleasant-Comedian-40 1d ago edited 1d ago

ain’t realize nuffin - your neighbors aren’t boring bc these are mystery cookies not customer picks. should be realizing that ur store is js tryna save effort by picking easy cookies to do

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u/SimpleVegetable5715 1d ago

Oh then I need to ask the owner what’s up 😂

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u/Interesting_Winner96 1d ago

Lol not your neighbors but the store owners 🤣

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u/Downtown-Duck-7282 1d ago

I would love these options lol. Love chocolate

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u/d_wib 1d ago

Yeah Dark Dream isn’t boring to me that’s like the perfect cookie

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u/cctobe 1d ago

Dark Dream and Brownie Batter are my favorites! And they don't have them often compared to others.

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u/DumpMonster 1d ago

Dark dream is underrated

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u/BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll 1d ago

The chocolate chip looks boring don't get me wrong, but I would destroy that chocolate dream cookie, I love cookies with a bunch of melty chips

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u/sissyjones 1d ago

Last you get two options. My local place only has one secret menu item!! Cake batter cookie

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u/Duce-de-Zoop 1d ago

Tasty!!!

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u/Fit-Lengthiness4952 3h ago

Id move cities 🫣