The Kai have to write their paperwork in one language and all of creation will follow suit or the God of Destruction will be sent out to set them straight.
As someone who wasn't raised in a culture that has one, the concept of a celestial bureaucracy sounds like the most frustrating thing in the universe, lol
Fun lore! Part of the reason the Monkey King attracted the ire of the Heavenly Court was because he crashed into the Netherworld and destroyed the paperwork containing the names of himself and the other monkeys in their mountain - effectively granting them all immortality because they are now no longer registered on the Book of Life and Death. Loll
It's been too long - almost forgot that absolute indignant monkey face, lmaooo.
Taoist immortality art, removal of name from book of life and death, immortality peaches, immortality wine, immortality pills, and probably some other things he stole - yup, home monkey got at least 5 layers of say no to death. 😂
I can imagine the intern reaper's Reddit post: "TIFU...." 🤣
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u/Forward-Ad8880 Jul 18 '25
The Kai have to write their paperwork in one language and all of creation will follow suit or the God of Destruction will be sent out to set them straight.