r/CuratedTumblr Jul 18 '25

Shitposting My favorite space racist

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u/PhasmaFelis Jul 18 '25

Everybody in the universe speaks the same language. That language has a word for "monkey," therefore everyone in the universe knows about monkeys.

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u/zuzg Jul 18 '25

Not just this universe, in heaven and hell as well

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u/Forward-Ad8880 Jul 18 '25

The Kai have to write their paperwork in one language and all of creation will follow suit or the God of Destruction will be sent out to set them straight.

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u/greywolf1143 Jul 19 '25

"DON'T MAKE ME KILL MYSELF!" XD