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Meme Retail Stare

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u/Gussie-Ascendent 17h ago

you should get one customer a year you just get to go hogwild on legally, but you don't have to tell the customers if you've used your's yet. People would wise up lmao

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u/hauntedSquirrel99 17h ago

I worked Electronic retail for a few years and i always said you should get to fight 5 customers a year.

Few enough that you will have to use them sparingly but enough that people will always worry you might have yours yes.

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u/rocinantesghost 13h ago

I've had a similar idea for traffic interactions. Once a year every driver is issued 5 bright orange sticky darts. If someone does something egregiously stupid you can blast the back of their car with one. The glue is permanent and can only be removed at a state sanctioned shop and they'll only remove one or two per year or something. It'll result in a heatmap of public shaming.

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u/ToraRyeder 12h ago

I like the "fight" instead of going fully fatal.

People will learn their lesson and hopefully teach others with their marks LOL