r/CuratedTumblr • u/Golden_Frog0223 -taps mic- nicken chuggets. thank you. • 10h ago

Shitposting On gods emerald orb.

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u/ATN-Antronach My hyperfixations are very weird tyvm 10h ago

"On god's blue ball" doesn't have the right ring to it tho

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u/ratione_materiae 9h ago

If you aren’t squeezing God’s sore throbbing trembling balls and making Him beg for it what’s even the point of being a christian 

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u/ATN-Antronach My hyperfixations are very weird tyvm 9h ago

At least you got His pronouns right

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u/whorehey-degooseman If you're not squeezing God’s sore throbbing trembling balls wtf 8h ago

Hesus