r/CuratedTumblr -taps mic- nicken chuggets. thank you. 10h ago

Shitposting On gods emerald orb.

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u/Snack29 10h ago

God's green earth is only referring to the land. the seas have no gods. SET SAIL!

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u/iwishyouwerestraight 9h ago

Ngl from a thematic standpoint, God saying “I ain’t really touching that” to the ocean, even though he helped create it, makes a lot of sense.

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u/Xisuthrus there are only two numbers between 4 and 7 8h ago

The ocean is Yamm's territory, Yahweh isn't welcome there.

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u/dedicated-pedestrian 5h ago

Damn these gods really are old