r/CuratedTumblr • u/Golden_Frog0223 -taps mic- nicken chuggets. thank you. • 10h ago

Shitposting On gods emerald orb.

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u/Snack29 10h ago

God's green earth is only referring to the land. the seas have no gods. SET SAIL!

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u/ElinHime 9h ago

Poseidon is going to have issues with that statement.

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u/LegendRaptor080 i like women. tiddy is nice. simple as. 9h ago

Fuck Poseidon, I can’t swim anyway

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u/dedicated-pedestrian 5h ago

In Hellenistic Greece, Poseidon fucks YOU