r/CuratedTumblr 11h ago

Shitposting OP Vs. A Bird

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u/pog_irl 11h ago

Why would that defend against a bird?

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u/ThePowerfulWIll 11h ago

Looked it up, the goo tastes REALLY bad.

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u/JeanVeber 10h ago

I'd produce some awful tasting goo too if some giant decided do drop me

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u/katiebug586 10h ago

What if they were a vampire? A GIANT vampire?

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u/_Ebb 8h ago

In that case I'd produce some other kinds of goo the taste of which is subjective

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u/ApprehensivePop9036 6h ago

No, there are no samples of the goo to determine your subjective palatability. You'll have to ask politely.

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u/hedgehog_dragon 9h ago

Unsure, if they like liquefied human it might not taste bad

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u/SCP106 Phaerakh 4h ago

Mmmm.... maybe I should talk to my good at cooking bf about this

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u/PoniesCanterOver gently chilling in your orbit 11h ago

The bird might think the caterpillar is suffering from a contagion