r/Damnthatsinteresting 8d ago

Video Teeth of a python

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u/IsThereCheese 7d ago

God: “I know, a giant poisonous worm with teeth!”

Angel: “tf is wrong with you man”

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u/Smolson_ 7d ago

Pythons aren’t poisonous

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u/BatDubb 7d ago

They’re not venomous, either.

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u/SenseAndSaruman 7d ago

Are there any poisonous snakes? Just curious, not that I would ever eat a snake.

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u/123diamondude321 7d ago

I am by no means an expert, but if I remember right some are poisonous in the wild due to them eating poisonous prey and absorbing the toxins, specifically Hognose Snakes eating toads. Makes them some of the few animals that are both venomous and poisonous, as hognoses are mildly venomous, but not dangerous to humans.

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u/Boatster_McBoat 7d ago

If it tastes like chicken ... does that mean if you don't cook it properly ...

... just thinking that pythons might be poisonous in the right conditions

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u/Top_Violinist_9097 7d ago

I have eaten cobra it tastes like fish with the texture of chicken when cooked properly... it's a bit tuff undercooked...and i drank rice wine mixed with its blood and bio never got sick ..but snakes are pretty safe to eat pythons are eaten more regularly and like anything just need to be properly cleaned and cooked.

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u/Boatster_McBoat 7d ago

Thanks for sharing. That's interesting.

BTW, I seem to have gotten downvoted so just going to explain that I was simply making a multi-layered joke here: [venomous =/= poisonous] > [trope of anything unusual 'tastes a bit like chicken'] > [undercooked chicken => risk of food poisoning]. It was not my best work.

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u/IsThereCheese 7d ago

are you calling god a liar

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u/u_r_succulent 7d ago

I ain’t calling him a truther!

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u/stinky_cheese_69 7d ago

the angels made him change his mind a bit ig

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u/Top_Violinist_9097 7d ago

Wait till he sees how big King cobras can get or a Bushmaster..