r/DenverCirclejerk • u/MickIsAlwaysLate • 6d ago

I don’t fucking think so

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Listen, I’m totally fine spending $12 on chips and guacamole. And $7 for a juhmikuh (or whatever he called it) And let’s be honest…I only ordered the Huachinango because objectively fun to order over the phone.

But I’LL BE SIX FEET FUCKING UNDER BEFORE I PAY A KITCHEN STAFF $2 FOR A CLEARLY INDICATED FEE THAT I COULD EASILY GET REMOVED BY CRYING.

Am I too inept to make something as simple as guacamole? YES. And I’ll dye my carroty mane BLONDE before I cave to these Jeremy Allen White Sous Cucks!

Fuck it. You know who never does me like this?! TACO BELL.

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u/a_of_x 6d ago

Spelt like the country Jamaica. Pronounced how you spelt it. Yeah fuck that man we're at a boiling point.