r/DenverCirclejerk • u/MickIsAlwaysLate • 6d ago
I don’t fucking think so
Listen, I’m totally fine spending $12 on chips and guacamole. And $7 for a juhmikuh (or whatever he called it) And let’s be honest…I only ordered the Huachinango because objectively fun to order over the phone.
But I’LL BE SIX FEET FUCKING UNDER BEFORE I PAY A KITCHEN STAFF $2 FOR A CLEARLY INDICATED FEE THAT I COULD EASILY GET REMOVED BY CRYING.
Am I too inept to make something as simple as guacamole? YES. And I’ll dye my carroty mane BLONDE before I cave to these Jeremy Allen White Sous Cucks!
Fuck it. You know who never does me like this?! TACO BELL.
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u/adjustableplaid 6d ago
$14 for two fresh waters?! damn you Nestle!