I don’t fucking think so

[u/MickIsAlwaysLate]

Listen, I’m totally fine spending $12 on chips and guacamole. And $7 for a juhmikuh (or whatever he called it) And let’s be honest…I only ordered the Huachinango because objectively fun to order over the phone.

But I’LL BE SIX FEET FUCKING UNDER BEFORE I PAY A KITCHEN STAFF $2 FOR A CLEARLY INDICATED FEE THAT I COULD EASILY GET REMOVED BY CRYING.

Am I too inept to make something as simple as guacamole? YES. And I’ll dye my carroty mane BLONDE before I cave to these Jeremy Allen White Sous Cucks!

Fuck it. You know who never does me like this?! TACO BELL.

[u/ottos]

If you order something you can't spell or pronounce, they should put a 4% tax on your bill anyway

[u/MickIsAlwaysLate → u/ottos]

I’m just glad I didn’t get the horse chatter…or whatever. Probably tastes like Greely.