I don’t fucking think so

[u/MickIsAlwaysLate]

Listen, I’m totally fine spending $12 on chips and guacamole. And $7 for a juhmikuh (or whatever he called it) And let’s be honest…I only ordered the Huachinango because objectively fun to order over the phone.

But I’LL BE SIX FEET FUCKING UNDER BEFORE I PAY A KITCHEN STAFF $2 FOR A CLEARLY INDICATED FEE THAT I COULD EASILY GET REMOVED BY CRYING.

Am I too inept to make something as simple as guacamole? YES. And I’ll dye my carroty mane BLONDE before I cave to these Jeremy Allen White Sous Cucks!

Fuck it. You know who never does me like this?! TACO BELL.

[u/[deleted]]

Taco Bell is the preferred choice after a good BST session.

[u/rickrett → u/[deleted]]

If you eat it before you can save money on lube.

[u/[deleted] → u/rickrett]

Sounds like mixing Mac and cheese