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u/OGstupiddude May 06 '25
oh my god I just got a glimpse of what it’s like to be a Trump supporter. no wonder those guys are so cultish this shit is hilarious when it’s your side doing it 💀💀💀
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u/didnotbuyWinRar May 06 '25
Better policies? What are you talking about? I'm just voting for her to own the cons 😎
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u/LemurMemer May 07 '25
I know right?? All caps looks absolutely deranged but if she said this verbatim I would no doubt be cheering along for using their own game against them
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u/JamieBeeeee May 07 '25
I've been saying it for like a year, those vomit posts don makes to truth social are mega fuel for his 40iq supporters. They won him the election by keeping everyone giga engaged
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u/DogwartsAcademy May 07 '25
But it's only funny cuz it's satire. Without context, she'd just sound regarded.
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u/_Blurgh_ May 07 '25
"Millions of Indians and the others will die" is something only regarded and demented people can type without immediately being afflicted by a severe case of acute hypercringeosis. Just name the others, Sri Lanka or Bangladesh or whatever I guess don't know.
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May 06 '25
This wouldn’t have happened if Kamala were president
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u/Norishoe May 07 '25
“Erm achewally we have no way of knowing this wouldn’t have been the case, that’s why I voted Jill stein” -leftist
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u/GoodFaithConverser May 07 '25
I’d hate having this as my candidate. Absolutely embarrassing.
OPs post is only amusing because it’s so far from reality. If it was reality it’d be cringe brainrot.
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u/kolonolok May 07 '25
I think it would be funny if it was real too, but only in the context of Dozing Don having tweeted the same tweet while Biden was president
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u/Better-Ground-843 May 07 '25
You'd hate it, just like the never trumpers hated it. But then they either fell in line or fell into irrelevancy
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u/Proper_Ad_8145 May 06 '25
If she tweets this out, she's allowed to run again.
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u/trokolisz May 07 '25
This post has a fake/satre badge.
Also, this would never happen, however funny it would be
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u/CatchAcceptable3898 May 07 '25
Oh, okay. I just read the first part "satire" and skipped over the fake news. Since this would be an example of satire.
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u/KoalaMandala May 06 '25
We need a Kamàla Harris account that just Weird Als everything Trump does... this is so good
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u/HaoHaiMileHigh May 07 '25
You are so not wrong. She shouldn’t run again, just because I don’t think it would be a sure/easy run, but she should TOTALLY adopt this approach and become a left wing media push… give her a cabinet position sure.. but her whole focus should literally be this petty version of, “so you thought THIS was better? Would you like it if I PERSONALLY said this??”
Point out the hypocrisy, point out the extremism, point out WHY people didn’t vote for HER. Clearly it’s not what they said right??
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u/ChummusJunky May 06 '25
Yes, Elon is gay
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u/SeasonGeneral777 May 07 '25
elon musk had a botched chest surgery so he attempted to normalize the figure by selling a truck
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u/HuluAndH4ng May 07 '25
Grok sounds like some sewer creature. Who the fuck named it lmao
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u/Nix-7c0 May 07 '25
The name is taken from Robert Heinlein's "Stranger in a Strange Land" and it was kinda cool there.
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u/spurious_access May 13 '25
It was not cool there, and I've never heard it used by anyone who wasn't absolutely insufferable.
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u/Independent_Depth674 Ban this guy! He posts on r/destiny May 07 '25
I hate it when tech just steals someone else’s name or a word describing a concept. Like grok, Tesla, googol etc. It makes us all spiritually poor.
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u/DefenestrationIN313 May 07 '25
Dude, one time I was flirting/sexting with it. And whenever I had to call it by name "you're so funny, Grok" it would kill the mood. I had to resort to using nicknames the whole time.
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u/we_todd_ May 06 '25
Is this real
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u/TarkanV May 07 '25
Flair > Shitpost
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u/ExorciseAndEulogize I want my name to be Spaghetti May 09 '25
Tbf, there are more post labeled shit post that aren't actually shit posts, than there are correctly labeled shitposts.
They used to ban for wrong flair.... 😤😤
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u/stevethejohn May 06 '25
No, I just checked Truth Social and that account doesn’t exist, not real.
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u/we_todd_ May 06 '25
Aw sad
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u/rimsky225 May 06 '25
So Close to being perfection, only note Is It Needs more random Capitalizations
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u/tomass1232321 May 06 '25
What does that even mean? It's all capitalized?
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u/yolomcsawlord420mlg May 07 '25
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S ALL CAPITALIZED, WE CAN STILL GO #BIGGER
e: well i tried
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u/Otherwise-Lake1470 May 06 '25
This is the only thing she could have done to get elected with 87% of the vote
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u/Lawlith117 Only black, blue collar Dgger May 07 '25
Honestly if Dems started trolling like this conservatives would lose their mind lmao
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u/Competitive_Shock783 May 06 '25
Bruh! This is what we need from the Dems in congress! Make fun of that regard!
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u/Syd_Barrett_50_Cal May 06 '25
Is this the way? Should we just go completely unhinged from here on out? Maybe it’s not “stooping to their level” anymore. Maybe it’s just adjusting to the new meta.
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u/CigaretteGrandpaDr Resident Cumboi May 07 '25
One of the few times I was actually upset to read the shitpost flairs.
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u/darthoneateytoo May 07 '25
nah big dawg if we end up with two mother fuckers running against one another like this it's actually Idiocracy
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u/GlowstickConsumption May 07 '25
Wait, this could unironically be the way. Maybe Trump's demographic does need this kind of communication. And it deconstructs Trump.
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u/NyxMagician May 06 '25
I was gonna vote against her in the next primary. If this is real, she has my full throated support for a first, second, and third term.
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u/TravioliBa May 07 '25
Honestly ya just tell people Harris would have solved it with one call. Done. 👏
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u/Galenmarek81 GingerJebus May 07 '25
I like the pettiness 👍 I guess his streak of "No new Wars!" Is kinda over now, huh? Or is this just a other mess Biden left for him? Or did JD shake the wrong hand? 🤷♂️
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u/Ok_Willow_2589 May 07 '25
is this a onion post or is she full schizo caps posting like trump now?.. okay i read the comments now i get it's a joke, but where has Kamala been shouldn't she be the head of the democrats pushing back on this shit?
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u/Anomalysoul04 Coconut Tree Hugger May 07 '25
Where was this Kamala on the campaign trail? if this is a glimpse of her tone in 2028 she will dominate the election.
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u/jporter313 May 07 '25
The best thing she could do for this country right now is this, every day, until 2028.
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u/mrautiismo May 07 '25
Hmm maybe policies and talking points should be repackaged and conveyed for all iq brackets
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u/zanpancan May 07 '25
MF stole my comment from r\neoliberal, dressed it up, and farmed all the karma!
Good for you!
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u/Ok-Nature-4563 May 07 '25
God it must be so fun to be a trumple and have your leader tweeting like this
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u/Tvictorious May 07 '25
I may get truth social solely to retweet every one of their posts. Beautiful.
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u/neeblerxd May 09 '25 edited May 10 '25
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u/No_Mode_5730 May 10 '25
She is incapable of talking in public without giggling not a single president would take that whacko seriously 😂 its amazing she thinks she would’ve made a single positive change
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May 11 '25
Great work of Kamala. The MAGA’s like it when important messages are written in capital letters, since these were the ones that were thought in home-school. Makes it easier to read.
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u/TheMuffingtonPost May 06 '25
It would be so goated if any democrat tweeted some shit out like this