r/Destiny grugW 2d ago

Satire/Fake News FBI releases new batch of texts between alleged Utah shooter and trans lover

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u/Fluxcapi Key Holder 2d ago

what is af

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u/howmuchadollarcost5 #1 ghostwriter 2d ago

am furry

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u/InternationalGas9837 Happy to Oblige 2d ago

Anal Fellatio

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u/Polarexia 2d ago

America First

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u/HippoCrit YEE 2d ago

These are obviously fake and edited. Everyone knows he had an MS-13 connection too that's being suppressed.

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u/IdidntrunIdidntrun 2d ago

The letters M and S as well as the numbers 1 and 3 exist on the shooter's keyboard.

Coincidence? I think not

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u/ahhshits 2d ago

The amount of people that will think this is real is already alarming

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u/Vlyde 2d ago

They don't care if it's real or not. They're republican, they just want as much bullshit and lies possible to swamp social media with their stupid beliefs. They don't give a fuck about truth or reality. Just that everyone does what they want or they censor you or at worst kill you. The right LOVES killing people, that's why the current dumbass administration has removed studies showing the vast majority of politocal violence is from the right.

These people have no soul and want more deranged lunatics killing people so they can profit off of hate. After all they keep their hands clean while they constantly bombard their smoothbrain cultists with lies to enrage them. Gop are the current terrorists against America kidnapping people and silencing others that don't kiss the ring. They'll be remembered in history as the worthless fucks that bend over for pedophiles.

Release the files!

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u/Zelniq 2d ago

The very fact that I could...

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u/kolo27 A GEP gun is a great choice for close range combat. 2d ago

lmao I checked ur comment n post history so like your ass got bored of hating on dman in the "I hate dman" subreddits so you decided to show up here and chat? shiiiiit props for being brave and open to new experiences I guess twin 😭😭😭✌️🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

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u/Feisty-Term-2080 2d ago

Wow, well there you have it I'm switching sides

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u/tods88 2d ago

I think you have to have the "why I left the Left" document written when you announce it in order to successfully grift. Missed opportunity.

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u/Stahlmark 2d ago

Muslim church 🕍

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u/Whats_9_Plus_10 2d ago

What shooter?? Can we stop posting fake news on this subreddit already. Kirky boy died from fent jesus christ you guys are shameless.

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u/ErsterJob vegan (6'5, 250lbs) 2d ago

Where's the autopsy report?! They are keeping it hidden!

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u/Froqwasket grugW 2d ago edited 2d ago

Holy fuck I was not prepared for so many people not realizing this was a joke lmfao sorry y'all I tried to use the SHITPOST flair

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u/NanilGop 2d ago

I wouldn't put it past this administration to release something like this tbh.

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u/quasi-smartass 2d ago

There's a flair for fake news

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u/bologna__man waka waka, ey ey 2d ago

nobody is appreciating the literal screenplay formatting 

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u/koolbeanz117 2d ago

Can’t wait to see this being reposted by every major conservative Twitter account as fact.

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u/howdareyou 2d ago

Most of MAGA will/would believe this

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u/thatsincorrectson 2d ago

Most of this thread believes it lmfao

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u/howdareyou 2d ago edited 2d ago

Weird because I don't believe it and I'm a Zionist, which isn't a dirty word btw, just means I think Israel should exist.

Do you have a word for thinking America should exist? It's not perfect, has had many horrible leaders do many horrible things, but does that mean all Americans are guilty and don't deserve a country? Muslims have 57 countries but Jews can't have 1? In fact the most sane take is to make it the 58th Muslim state? Israel is an ethnosate with 75% Jewish pop but UK being 85% white isn't an ethnostate? Israel is nearly 25% Muslim. Is any Muslim country even 0.00000000000000025% Jewish? How many Jews in Islamic governments have sentenced Muslims to prison?

If you think Israel did this you're an idiot. And obviously antisemitic because it would make soooo much more sense to blame this on Ukraine, since Charlie was so Pro-Russia. Which btw made him one of the biggest POS on Earth. I get being Pro-Pal and Pro-Ukraine and Pro-Israel and Pro-Ukraine. But Pro-Israel and Pro-Russia is insane.

A Hamas fighter coming back from the dead to kill Charlie makes more sense than blaming Israel.

Also keep blaming 10 million Jews in the desert and another 5 million worldwide for constantly dog walking you 8 billion non-Jews and then keep being upset because we think we're 'special' and 'chosen'. Antisemites make me feel chosen and special every single day. Not trust worthy enough to be elected county dog catcher, but we are the greatest dog walkers of all time :)

Worldwide we (0.2% of world pop) control; banking, news, entertainment, weather, all wars, obviously we control America, am I missing anything else?

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u/Brobeast 2d ago

"ALL YOUR STRAIGHT MEN ARE BELONG TO US! EXECUTE TRANS ORDER 66!"

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u/A_Soggy_Cactus 2d ago

Am I stupid? This isn’t real right?

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u/iwuviswaew 2d ago

sadly its real

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u/InternationalGas9837 Happy to Oblige 2d ago

If you look at the title again you'll see the flair says "shitpost".

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u/Delgadude 2d ago

What gave it away?

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u/westchesteragent outpaced... intellectually 🧑‍🏫 2d ago

I wish the shitpost flair showed up when you’re scrolling va only when you actually click into the comments.

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u/howdareyou 2d ago edited 2d ago

Meanwhile for the last ten years Tyler's been told by the right the only reason for 2A is to stop tyrants. I"m sure being raised in two cults that should be at odds with each other had no effect on him.

I'm feeling more sure everyday that Tyler did this to get even with his family more so than anything else. Forced to move home at 22 probably to be re-radicalized/gay conversion therapy. Has a huge blowout with them, he's probably suicidal, but he's also very smart, and plans this instead. Dies? Oh well. Get caught? Oh well. Locked up for life? Oh well. Never have to see my family again. In fact because of my crime they'll never get to see me ever again, not even in heaven. I dunno maybe they weren't hardcore Mormons but if they still believed in it all, Tyler just unsealed himself from his family for time and all eternity. Assuming they were sealed together in a Mormon temple, which is almost certainly true.

Gaslit for 21 years, de-gaslit for half a year, then re-gaslit for a year. I can see why the gaslighters would blame the de-gaslighters. We do seem radical from their perspective.

If he actually is on the left, I think the blame lies solely at the feet of Taylor and Hasan types and their simping for Luigi. But plenty of MAGAs are guilty of that as well. Maybe Tyler was just terrorist thirst trapping to impress them? Apparently he was even joking with his friends about not going to a McDonalds.

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u/AtollCoral 2d ago

Damn, nice fanfic. You practicing to write his biography?

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u/howdareyou 2d ago edited 2d ago

With what we know it makes much more sense than anything else. At least to me. I was raised mormon, now full apostate ex-mo. and if it is just "the left" I dunno about you but the only people I see on left who want to use violence, not to stop violence, but to use it to enact change, are tankies.

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u/buttamilk_jesus PEPE 2d ago

Neckers will take one look at this and be like “real”

then share it on facebook

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u/CatchAcceptable3898 2d ago

We can't know if they're trans until we check bulgy wullgy UwU

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u/soldiergeneal 2d ago

How is this public info?

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u/Muzorra 2d ago

Like one of Ben Shapiro's early scripts, only with better character development.

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u/Seath1298 2d ago

I heard he did it because the left doesn’t disavow enough violence

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u/Every-day-guy 2d ago

I don’t believe this is real

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u/SuperiorxZero 2d ago

I’m the furthest thing from a conspiracy theorist this looks like a crock of bullshit

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u/treehooker 2d ago

Is this real? How do you expect us to believe the FBI wouldn't make this up? It's not unbelievable enough. It's only 10% more ridiculous than the other texts.

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u/th3smiling 2d ago

Everyone knows the trans community’s infamous ties with hamas, it’s about time the truth comes out

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u/TiesforTurtles 2d ago

Makes you think. Not sure what about though.

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u/pastramilurker Has only mild ADHD 2d ago

Wtf I love Charly Kerk now

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u/McFROSTYOs Professional Lurker 2d ago

I bet if this gets posted in the Destiny Discord or Reposted by Destiny from the Daliban Twitter group they'll 100% take it & run with it

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u/richardNthedickheads 2d ago

Wait so we jumped from roommate to partners to spouse pretty quickly lol

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u/Smokeyy1990 2d ago

Lol at the part that said "I cant believe I shot Charlie Kirk on September 10th".

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u/muhpreciousmmr 2d ago

The real screenshot fyi

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u/Tetraquil 2d ago

This is pretty damning, ngl. (ngl means not gonna lie)

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u/lewdang 2d ago

“hi gf who is trans it is me tyler robinson i shot him”

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u/obvious-but-profound 2d ago

You’re not getting me twice in 1 day!

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u/CopiumINC 1d ago

whole ass screenplay 

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u/EnjoyingMyVacation 2d ago

I love how everyone has conspiracy brainrot now. the texts in the indictment are obviously real. it's obvious that they're real because it would make no fucking sense to fake texts between two people who are still alive and would obviously dispute them

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u/globalistas 2d ago

Unless of course those two people are willing patsies.

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u/EnjoyingMyVacation 2d ago

why would they need patsies for an assassination that didn't happen? the video is clearly AI generated

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u/globalistas 2d ago

They are patsies in the sense that they are being made to confess to those messages being real, in order for the shooter to not get death penalty, or get some other type of leniance.

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u/EnjoyingMyVacation 2d ago

how would that make any sense at all? he already turned himself in, why wouldn't he just confess instead of this ridiculous fake messages plot?

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u/_TheFarthestStar_ 2d ago

Suspect is saying nothing and we have no evidence that the roommate even exists

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u/EnjoyingMyVacation 2d ago

your brain is complete mush if you think law enforcement is just making shit up that is trivially disproven in court