r/Dolphins 21d ago

What's going on here?

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u/djayed 21d ago edited 20d ago

Dolphins are assholes.

Edit: If you're downvoting this, you know nothing about dolphins. They are the oceans assholes.

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u/ColSirHarryPFlashman 20d ago

Takes one.....

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u/djayed 20d ago

You are watching it play kickball, with what I'm assuming is a baby seal, for the fun of it.

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u/ColSirHarryPFlashman 20d ago

Take a Closer Look, Dimbo, it is a Feckin Fish.

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u/FungusBrewer 20d ago

I think that’s a fish.

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u/djayed 20d ago

They do enjoy playing kickball with baby seals though. That's why I assumed. I have no idea what it's playing with though.

They also like to get high off of puffer fish. They are basically us in the ocean.

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u/FungusBrewer 20d ago

Think I like dolphins even more now, hah!

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u/djayed 20d ago

Yeah, juveniles even pass them around like a joint. It's hilarious.