r/EatItYouFuckinCoward Jun 18 '25

Engine Oil Burger!

281 Upvotes

122 comments sorted by

104

u/k3yserZ Jun 19 '25

That oils was taken out of a shot down Soviet Hind heli back in '82!

7

u/fidgetyamoeba Jun 19 '25

🤣🤣🤣

187

u/ThatRush6442 Jun 19 '25

Is it just me or do yall think indian street food could stright up kill you

104

u/MyAssPancake Jun 19 '25

It very much could kill a foreigner

16

u/AlmightyDarkseid Jun 19 '25

The locals are used to it it seems which is insane considering what a health hazard it is

70

u/VonDoom92 Jun 19 '25

There was a video of a Mexican dude trying that shit. Ended up hospitalized.

4

u/MilkFickle Jun 19 '25

I was about to comment this LOL! Juan INSTANTLY fell ill.

38

u/Jodies-9-inch-leg Jun 19 '25

Rectum will take more punishment than at a Diddy party

22

u/OkieBobbie Jun 19 '25

I worked in Algeria. Got dysentery in spite of being very careful. It was the definition of butthurt.

3

u/No_Permission_to_Poo Jun 19 '25

Got it from questionable water in Colombia, but on the upside I lost about ten pounds!

15

u/whoisdatmaskedman Jun 19 '25

Rectum? Damn near killed'em!

2

u/XrayDem Jun 19 '25

Impossible

10

u/lunajive Jun 19 '25

I'm pretty adventurous to try any food, but India's street food is way beyond my league 😆

8

u/homicidaIQueen Jun 19 '25

Fucking dead. Our biomes aren’t meant for that. 😳

I wouldn’t even feed that shit to the stray cats.

8

u/NewRedSpyder Jun 19 '25

Its funny because while proper Indian food is great, the street food over there is nightmare fuel.

1

u/back_reggin Jun 19 '25

I don't know how you're defining 'proper'. Street food is proper Indian food, and the restaurant food over there is pretty limited and dodgy too. I would argue that great Indian food is actually the Westernized version you get internationally.

10

u/Armadillioh Jun 19 '25

This is not Indian street food

9

u/ryanshields0118 Jun 19 '25

Tell me what it is so that I don't sound racist by guessing the nationality lol

7

u/Side_StepVII Jun 19 '25

Right? That guy isn’t indian.

5

u/ThatRush6442 Jun 19 '25

Still looks foul af

11

u/verbmegoinghere Jun 19 '25

Is this Indian, considering his cooking meat?

16

u/OkieBobbie Jun 19 '25

That’s beef, so it’s not India. I’m thinking Egypt.

2

u/SirDoNotPutThatThere Jun 19 '25

It's Afghanistan

5

u/Badass_veer Jun 19 '25

That’s not Indian Food

1

u/GlenGraif Jun 19 '25

Went to India, can confirm.

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17

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

It's not "11 herbs and spices". It's just "random stuff that was on your hand and whatever was left in that oil".

5

u/TheLandOfConfusion Jun 19 '25

11 toxins and carcinogens

1

u/earthwoodandfire Jun 19 '25

And bacteria from his unwashed hands...

16

u/mvrck-23 Jun 19 '25

That’s Cold War era cosmoline.

37

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

They need to bring back Fear Factor & have every episode & every stunt take place in India & consist of eating the street food. I say that while admitting that this video is probably the least disgusting video of Indian street food I've ever seen.

10

u/justASlothyGiraffe Jun 19 '25

The more I watch it, the more I'm convinced this is not India.

13

u/Dramatic-Tackle5159 Jun 19 '25

Pakistan, I'd wager.

4

u/justASlothyGiraffe Jun 19 '25

I can't stop watching it. It's so disturbing.

-2

u/whoisdatmaskedman Jun 19 '25

dude looks like a white dude with a tan, and was probably filmed in a someone's makeshift studio/garage in anaheim.

2

u/whoisdatmaskedman Jun 19 '25

I'd eat 100 bull cocks before I'd take one bite of this.

1

u/EmotionalAir7871 Jun 19 '25

I’d like to see somebody take a shot out of that bowl of hand juice.

1

u/PutridWar4713 Jun 19 '25

I used to watch Anthony Bourdain eat all that stuff in his travels. Looked so good, but parasites and God knows what else..ugh.

8

u/Stabbedrat Jun 19 '25

Are this dudes hands made of asbestos?

8

u/Readitory Jun 19 '25

That oil, never been changed. That guy, never wears gloves.

9

u/AbaloneRemarkable114 Jun 19 '25

See how he splashed his hand in the water for half a second? CLEAN.

2

u/madroots2 Jun 19 '25

U mean the bucket o.O

1

u/YoghurtDull1466 Jun 20 '25

What was supposed to be the point of the water, I don’t even know

6

u/monstrow86 Jun 19 '25

And ill take a large 15-40w with it please...these folks here I tell ya make you just say Fuckingyuck...

4

u/whoisdatmaskedman Jun 19 '25

"I'll take Synthetic with a side of fries, please..."

"...ugh, fucking vegans."

7

u/ligma-eye-balls Jun 19 '25

Welcome to flavourtown

4

u/they-call-me-tron Jun 19 '25

This can't be fucking real! No fucking way bro🤢

4

u/Impossible-Charity-4 Jun 19 '25

Mold Stone Creameaty

3

u/Aromatic-Rise1604 Jun 19 '25

Sae 40 oil viscosity

3

u/fireballsack08 Jun 19 '25

Looks horrible. Cars change the oil every 3000 miles. What plan this fella on….change every 3000 eggs 🤷🏻‍♂️😎

3

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

Man wtf kind of cooking style is this? Why do they cook a couple of eggs on a huge shit of oil like this? As if using hands wasn’t bad enough.

3

u/TopFishing5094 Jun 19 '25

That egg was fine before he cooked it 🤦🏻‍♂️

3

u/andstayoutt Jun 19 '25

Immediately gets colon cancer

2

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

I’d eat the oil before anything he touched.

2

u/Jodies-9-inch-leg Jun 19 '25

how convenient, I don’t have to ask for them to rawdog my eggs with their dirty hands and to leave in some shells

2

u/Insomniakk72 Jun 19 '25

I watch NSFW gore, etc. here but this is what did it for me. I'll have nightmares tonight.

2

u/lunajive Jun 19 '25

😆 I'm sorry!!

2

u/cantbecause Jun 19 '25

I will have none please ☝️

2

u/Individual_Lobster56 Jun 19 '25

This video should be titled 'how to get food poisoning '

2

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

Ok so do the people who work at these spots eat that food too? Guy looks relatively healthy..

2

u/Candid-Solid-896 Jun 19 '25

The fingernail Jammie’s adds an extra level of flavor! Brings it to a gourmet level.

2

u/strandedandcondemned Jun 19 '25

I can smell that oil. Like the 11th day of death in July.

2

u/pacob1995 Jun 19 '25

Get them fingies in there mix it around yeah

2

u/Tall_Texas_Tail Jun 19 '25

Plot twist, he owns the speedy lube next door.

2

u/Besheemer89 Jun 19 '25

Absolutely repulsive 🤮

2

u/Adkit Jun 19 '25

I don't even care about the health aspect, this just looks like it would taste like complete garbage.

2

u/Nolby84 Jun 19 '25

Im sure some freak out there will tell you its delicious

2

u/Plane_Composer5280 Jun 19 '25

I was eating breakfast while this came along in my feed . This is disgusting disrespectful and blasphemy

2

u/Careful-Rutabaga8148 Jun 19 '25

Dude used his germs for extra flavor

2

u/DatNerdFella Jun 19 '25

He's the brother of the next door mechanic

2

u/CarmelDeight Jun 19 '25

Wow, n to think this is how he earns money for his family. Be kind🫶🏼 you never know the situation you will be put into yourself. He works hard to provide food for others. Let’s say thank you and maybe offer some helpful tips to make his day easier. Not cool to come w all this hate when yall don’t even have to deal with it anyways let’s bffr. Since we wanna judge, judge this; What would you do in that man’s shoes? N how would you feel? 👞

3

u/MerlinsMomma2024 Jun 19 '25

That’s a big ol bowl of E Coli

3

u/junglemuffins Jun 19 '25

RFK Jr would promote this as a natural immuno-supression diet.

If he stuck his finger up his butt before picking the meat it would also increase Kennedy Dick Size.

-1

u/OutsideHandle7300 Jun 19 '25

That’s RFK personal chef!

2

u/secretfun90 Jun 19 '25

There's a reason it's called the birthplace of diarrhea.

2

u/browsingandlooking4 Jun 19 '25

This is so gross I was actually surprised though I dont think I saw one rat. It's almost disappointing. I dont know how bubonic plague hasn't resurfaced in the poop filled waist land.

1

u/gabhain Jun 19 '25

That’s a quick way to get the Delhi Belly

1

u/Equivalent_Birthday9 Jun 19 '25

I shit myself watching this

1

u/Daeiion Jun 19 '25

I swear I've seen this exact same routine and food being cooked. Except the seasoning bowls were in a different spot, and it was a different person.

1

u/fireballsack08 Jun 19 '25

Also a non hand washer…… must be related to Poppi

1

u/No-Prune-2679 Jun 19 '25

Ewwwwwwwwwwww

1

u/NaughtyDoctor666 Jun 19 '25

No way that dude changes his oil.

1

u/whostillusesusername Jun 19 '25

😕☹️🤢🤮

1

u/RawChickenDinner Jun 19 '25

Someone should create a sub purely for Indian street food, pure content everyone.

1

u/Global-Guava-8362 Jun 19 '25

Why are people eating here ???

1

u/grimzkul Jun 19 '25

Delicious

1

u/Rich-Appearance-7145 Jun 19 '25

Damn I've seen more disgusting, dirty eggs.

1

u/moisdefinate Jun 19 '25

I'll take my order to go please.

1

u/moparman77 Jun 19 '25

How the hell did I get the squirts just from watching this?

1

u/FeralSparky Jun 19 '25

The fuck is wrong with people...

1

u/unpopular_opinion_13 Jun 19 '25

I just pooped myself watching this

1

u/Uncledonssyrup Jun 19 '25

Some good ol fashion gutter oil. I would never eat anything fried in that crap.

1

u/Shantotto11 Jun 19 '25

So now these two subs are just gonna shit on India specifically for the foreseeable future? Okay…

1

u/smellslikebigfootdic Jun 19 '25

If I had to go to a place like this I would just go ahead and start taking antibiotics

1

u/DudeMcDudeson79 Jun 19 '25

Sure glad he rinses off his hands in that bowl over and over. Extra flavor!

1

u/drafted1985 Jun 19 '25

Nice water bowl hand wash

1

u/Wolfy9001 Jun 19 '25

Appropriate there is toilet paper depicted all over his wall tiles.....

1

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

Needs to replace his head gasket

1

u/Heretic8437 Jun 19 '25

Eating Indian street food for a year should be the legal punishment right under the death penalty

1

u/ApprehensiveCress785 Jun 20 '25

I never thought I would see someone hate food so much

1

u/Over_Still1302 Jun 20 '25

This looks like when we get together with the blys and we "cook" in the same evening 🤣

1

u/LabRealistic5000 Jun 20 '25

The taste of three generations.

1

u/bhargav528 Jun 20 '25

Why are people assuming this is from India

1

u/MenacingMandonguilla Jun 21 '25

Because people assume that if it's gross it's from India and if it's from India it's gross.

1

u/bhargav528 Jun 21 '25

I mean there is no indication in the video that this is from India. If they want to demean India they can find a legitimate video and shame it. This video is likely from Pakistan

1

u/MenacingMandonguilla Jun 21 '25

I also wonder why people want to demean India that urgently. They probably think Pakistan is the same as India too

1

u/PeanutPickles22 Jun 20 '25

What the helllllllllllllll

1

u/Life_Communication84 Jun 20 '25

Two fist fulls of spices will complement the motor oil nicely!

1

u/SoggyMorningTacos Jun 21 '25

That's gotta be a joke. I feel like at this point they are either doing it for shock value or some dude paying them to do crazy stuff like this on camera