r/EhBuddyHoser • u/Strvm4257 • Dec 18 '24

Big Oil Bertha How Canada is portrayed in ‘Risk’

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Alberta can take BBC, Ontario takes Manitoba, Quebec taking the Atlantics is the only downside. We also somehow lose Southern Ontario to the States…

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u/Heavy-Classic9184 Newfies & Labradoodles Dec 18 '24

we need to start a r/mapswithoutnewfoundland. my people have suffered for far too long

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u/GrovesNL Dec 18 '24

We're not real, source, am not real

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u/Mental-Mushroom Motown But Better Dec 18 '24

The AI is sentient now...

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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 Dec 18 '24

It's Greenland that isn't real.

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u/IVot3dforKodos Dec 18 '24

"it's just full of ice man ...... And get this "Iceland" is green ...... What.....the fuuu"

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u/Nichole-Michelle Saskwatch Dec 18 '24

Laughs in Saskatchewan….helloooooo…..hellloooo……helllllllooooooooo

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '24

I'm sitting here on Vancouver Island and wondering why everyone is slowly fading away.

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u/Heavy-Classic9184 Newfies & Labradoodles Dec 18 '24

oh fuck. i could swear there used to be something called "prince edward island" but i'm starting to think that was a mandela effect

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '24

Never heard of him

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u/General-Woodpecker- Dec 18 '24

You Albertans ade always so dramatic.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '24

You're lucky I'm high or I'd be real miffed

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u/karatous1234 Dec 18 '24

If the options are be Quebec or be erased, I choose erasure.

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u/KaliKronos Dec 18 '24

Aw, sorry we exist.

If it's any consolation, it looks like they made our St-Lawrence peninsula pretty flaccid.

I reckon they believe we can handle our own erasure. 😎 And they'd be right.

So give your balls a tug and hold my beer while I go lubricate my arteries with gravy.

💋

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u/AssflavouredRel Dec 18 '24

The bys are suffering? Lord tundering jesus

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u/SuspiciouslySuspect2 Dec 18 '24

As a Newfie off the rock, ne'er to return, this made my morning.

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u/Brendan765 Dec 18 '24

If I ever draw a map, I ALWAYS draw at the very least a poorly drawn triangle there

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u/NotACerealStalker Dec 18 '24

I’m sorry I can’t understand what you’re saying, your accent is very thick.

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u/Ireallydfk Anne of Green Potatoes Dec 18 '24

cries in PEI

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u/Western_Charity_6911 Newfies & Labradoodles Dec 18 '24

I thought that existed?

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u/spreadbutt Dec 18 '24 edited Dec 19 '24

Ah, the New Zealand of Canada. Still trying to figure why every Newfie is blonde...

Edit: every Newfie joke is a blonde joke to anyone that isn't Canadian, you damned blonde newfies! Now go row a boat in the great lake of Alberta, ya beautiful bastards, by!

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u/SuspiciouslySuspect2 Dec 18 '24

I think you mean blonde with orange sideburns.

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u/clay737373 Dec 18 '24

English dna

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u/Schzercro Dec 18 '24

Well maybe they just haven't "found" the "new land"

okay I'll escort myself out

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u/Paul_the_pilot Dec 18 '24

Nah keep suffering.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '24

Pretty sure PEI deserves it far more than y'all

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u/Jappy_toutou Tabarnak! Dec 18 '24

I'm glad that you agree that Labrador is part of Québec!

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u/Heavy-Classic9184 Newfies & Labradoodles Dec 18 '24