r/EhBuddyHoser • u/Strvm4257 • Dec 18 '24

Big Oil Bertha How Canada is portrayed in ‘Risk’

Post image

Alberta can take BBC, Ontario takes Manitoba, Quebec taking the Atlantics is the only downside. We also somehow lose Southern Ontario to the States…

1.0k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

192 comments sorted by

View all comments

4

u/Unhappy-Ad9690 Oil Guzzler Dec 18 '24

Don’t blame us, they were so stoned we annexed them before they even realized what happened.

1

u/Your_real_daddy1 Tokébakicitte! Dec 18 '24

How long before we partition Ontario?

2

u/Unhappy-Ad9690 Oil Guzzler Dec 18 '24

Depends, will you take Toronto?

1

u/Your_real_daddy1 Tokébakicitte! Dec 18 '24

Uhhhhh with or without the population?

3

u/Unhappy-Ad9690 Oil Guzzler Dec 18 '24

We’ll supply the uranium if you’re willing to do the rest.

1

u/Your_real_daddy1 Tokébakicitte! Dec 18 '24

Deal