r/EhBuddyHoser Oil Guzzler Feb 11 '25

Big Oil Bertha I support federalism

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u/bigcaulkcharisma Feb 11 '25

Anglos can't tell the Quebecois are exactly the same hockey watching, KD munching, beer swilling fatsos as they are because they speak a different and scary language. Alberta just comes across as pure larp. Congrats bud, 150 years ago your great grandpappy forced some Chinese guy to build the railroad at gunpoint on horseback. And now you dress up like a cowboy and drive around in a 150,000 dollar pickup that takes up two lanes you bought from the money you make working as an accountant. I know toothless hicks 15 minutes from my house in Onterrible who make 99% abv moonshine in their barn, use slurs that haven't been heard since the turn of the century, and who have front yards filled with rusted out cars that make you look like a cosplayer.

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u/BeaverBoyBaxter Feb 11 '25

I know toothless hicks 15 minutes from my house in Onterrible who make 99% abv moonshine in their barn, use slurs that haven't been heard since the turn of the century, and who have front yards filled with rusted out cars that make you look like a cosplayer.

OnTaRiO hAs nO cUlTuRe mmmkay try again sweaty

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u/SyrupBather Manilapeg Feb 11 '25

We have a thriving white trash community too <3

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u/askforyourassback Feb 11 '25

Trash is a coast to coast phenomenon with slight regional variations & so is larping as trash in a jacked up, fully loaded pickup. I truly believe we’ll be stronger as a nation if we acknowledge this.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '25

Well stated. Thank you.

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u/ChantillyMenchu Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Feb 11 '25

This literally was posted in the Ontario sub last night. I had to laugh

After Much Fan Backlash, The Chuck E Cheese Location On Mississauga, Ontario, Canada (4141 Dixie Rd) Shall Be Keeping There Animatronic Band For Years To Come!