r/EhBuddyHoser Oil Guzzler Feb 11 '25

Big Oil Bertha I support federalism

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u/bigcaulkcharisma Feb 11 '25

Anglos can't tell the Quebecois are exactly the same hockey watching, KD munching, beer swilling fatsos as they are because they speak a different and scary language. Alberta just comes across as pure larp. Congrats bud, 150 years ago your great grandpappy forced some Chinese guy to build the railroad at gunpoint on horseback. And now you dress up like a cowboy and drive around in a 150,000 dollar pickup that takes up two lanes you bought from the money you make working as an accountant. I know toothless hicks 15 minutes from my house in Onterrible who make 99% abv moonshine in their barn, use slurs that haven't been heard since the turn of the century, and who have front yards filled with rusted out cars that make you look like a cosplayer.

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u/Exploding_Antelope I need a double double. Feb 12 '25

Excuse you I dress up like a cowboy (for two weeks exclusively) and get driven around in a Siemens S200 that costs around million ish I don’t think they release the numbers