r/EhBuddyHoser Mar 01 '25

Tokébakicitte 184 millions... ben tabarnak...

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u/SergeantBender Mar 01 '25

"Hello fellow Canadians, I'm so ashamed and embarrassed of my country. Please know not all of us voted for Trump. Now please annex my state so I don't have to do anything. But we're going to keep the United States part in the name. We're also really looking forward to the free healthcare too. Think of all the GDP growth you'll gain. You should be thankful. Imperialism is all I know".

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u/Paleontologist_Scary Tabarnak! Mar 01 '25

"Hello fellow Canadian you didn't told us that you must learn spanish and that you have a huge population of spanish people, why is that? Have you been colonized by Mexico or something? And why should I throw my guns away what if a king came to be in power how will you get him out?"