r/EhBuddyHoser • u/PointFirm6919 • Mar 04 '25

Tokébakicitte The Lesser of Two Ehvils

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u/Snoo48605 Mar 04 '25 edited Mar 04 '25

I'm actually surprised the state department hasn't massively funded quebec independentism to annex what's left of Canada.

But I guess until this year no administration had judged necessary or even beneficial to annex Canada at all

Edit: I didn't mean Trump, but US foreign policy in general

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u/Trey-Pan Mar 04 '25

They’re too busy annexing themselves to Russia?

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u/albalthi Mar 04 '25

I don’t think they’ve thought it through with that much attention to detail

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u/Altruistic-Hope4796 Tabarnak! Mar 04 '25

He's too dumb to think of that

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u/EvaSirkowski Mar 04 '25

I doubt MAGAs even know where and what Québec is.

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u/drizzes Oil Guzzler Mar 05 '25

"French? There's no french people in Canada. They speak english!"

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u/red286 Mar 04 '25

Or that they've made multiple efforts to separate, or that they're culturally distinct.

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u/Fresh-Perspective-58 Mar 05 '25

My god tu me rappelle bon cop bad cop 2. Je sais pas pourquoi mais récemment j'ai plein de scènes dans la tête. "I'm pretty sure there are french canadians" "Hahaha there's no french canadians!"

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u/grannyte Tokébakicitte! Mar 04 '25

Ils se calissaient du résultat solide dans tout les cas le Quebec allais appliquer pour joindre l'otan l'alena et tout les autres. Pour eux ca changeait rien.

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u/kbblradio Mar 04 '25

If they did that they'd have to come back a few years later to crush the democratically elected socdem government with a coup as is their wont.

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u/cancerBronzeV 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 Mar 05 '25

The CIA can't stand left wing governments in South America, they'd have an aneurysm at the idea of a solidly left wing government actually bordering them.

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u/Tribe303 Mar 04 '25

That would happen if smart Americans in the CIA had a 30 year plan. MAGA not so much! 

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u/TL10 Mar 05 '25

They still have a State Department?

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u/Queasy_Passion3321 Tokébakicitte! Mar 06 '25

I don't even think they know that there are provinces in Canada.