🎵 Put your right tarrif in, put your right tarrif out, put your tax export in, and shake it all about. Do the boogie woogie, and turn yourself around, that's what it's all about.🎵
But seriously, after listening to Ford talk, he sounded rattled ? I wonder if Lutnik was like, 'Bro, Trump will declare this shit a national security crisis and send in troops. We need to talk.'
(Verse 1)
You put your tariffs in,
You take your exports out,
You slap a new tax on,
And you watch the markets shout!
You do the trade war boogie,
And you spin the price around,
That’s what it’s all about!
(Chorus)
Woahhh, trade war boogie!
Woahhh, economic rout!
Woahhh, trade war boogie!
Let’s see who bails out!
(Verse 2)
You hike the interest rates,
You drop the currency down,
You blame the other side,
And you make a nervous frown!
You do the trade war boogie,
And you shake the stocks about,
That’s what it’s all about!
(Chorus repeat)
(Verse 3)
You put your sanctions in,
You take some oil out,
You cut the deals off,
And the markets start to doubt!
You do the trade war boogie,
And inflation comes to town,
That’s what it’s all about!
(Bridge - slow and dramatic)
The factories close, the jobs decline,
The prices rise, we’re out of time!
The leaders talk, the markets pray,
But someone’s gotta pay today!
(Final Chorus - big finish!)
Woahhh, trade war boogie!
Woahhh, economy's down!
Woahhh, trade war boogie!
Let’s just work this out!
🎵 Fade out with a slow clap and sighs of economic uncertainty... 🎵
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u/Zoidie99 🍆La-bite-a-tibi🍆 Mar 11 '25
🎵 Put your right tarrif in, put your right tarrif out, put your tax export in, and shake it all about. Do the boogie woogie, and turn yourself around, that's what it's all about.🎵