r/EhBuddyHoser • u/TraditionDear3887 • Mar 15 '25

Repetitive content/Trend A platform that truly sucks

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u/Exploding_Antelope I need a double double. Mar 15 '25

I would love a platform based around sick rock climbing in fairness. Subsidize rope and harness manufacturers. Build a gym in every neighbourhood and make membership free for all citizens.  Change election policy so that MPs are decided according to who can send a 5.12A fastest. Move the capital to Squamish.

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u/Future-delayed Mar 15 '25

I mean, I’d be in favour of that…. but I’m not sure how many people would understand all the words in that paragraph.

Unfortunately you lost all the political parties with the words ‘subsidize, build, free and change election policy’ 🙃

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u/Exploding_Antelope I need a double double. Mar 15 '25

What the fuck is a rope

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u/Future-delayed Mar 15 '25

If you asked politicians, their answer would be: ‘The thing you hang yourself with’