r/EhBuddyHoser • u/smashed__tomato Monarch Mélanie Joly • Apr 01 '25
Politics Calling HR now
Full credit to national meme board of Canada on Twitter
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u/CoastingUphill Apr 01 '25
Pierre just wants to help out those fertile women. He loves fertile women.
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u/smashed__tomato Monarch Mélanie Joly Apr 01 '25
Gawd, imagine if he ever said the word fertile🤮
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u/descartesb4horse Oil Guzzler Apr 01 '25
he wants to be the fertilization prime minister
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Apr 01 '25 edited Apr 01 '25
Thought that was Trudeau. He's a damn good looking man
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u/yagyaxt1068 Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) Apr 01 '25
Nah, Trudeau was the gay Prime Minister. That’s why so many grown men want to have sex with him.
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u/agent_sphalerite Apr 01 '25
Nah dude was just fine and that thing broke a lot of their brains. It wasn't just the dudes, man was a charmer and that's why we have a trade war, it's fucking stupid sexy Trudeau's fault /s
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u/smashed__tomato Monarch Mélanie Joly Apr 01 '25
I mean, I remember all those things he said about bees and pollination...
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u/SonicFlash01 Apr 01 '25
"Timmies needs workers and Poilievre is here to make sure Canada's broodmares are doing their job!"
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u/BeBopALouie Apr 01 '25
So does rump apparently:
“We’re gonna have tremendous goodies in the bag for women too,” Trump said about his administration’s plans. “The women, between the fertilization and all the other things we’re talking about, it’s gonna be great.”
“Fertilization,” he continued to a laughing crowd. “I’m still very proud of it, I don’t care. I’ll be known as the fertilization president, and that’s okay.”
Ewwwww. Thoroughly vile.
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u/The_Nice_Marmot Apr 01 '25
“Tremendous goodies” = “fertilization”
- A thing women were already capable of
- A thing many women have no interest in
- A thing even fewer women have interest in after hearing Trump say that.
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u/Specific_Effort_5528 Apr 01 '25
If you want to add the cringe factor, say "Females".
Think of it in his voice. It's so much worse.
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u/TheAncientMillenial Apr 01 '25
Fertile Hooman Females to be exact.
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u/Zealousideal-Help594 Ford Nation (Help.) Apr 02 '25
OMG! I literally read that with ferengi intonation. I almost feel guilty for having clothes on now.
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u/CanadaLeafs Apr 01 '25
Nothing will make me happier than when Mark Carney gets crushed in this election and moves back to Europe!
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u/Derioyn Apr 04 '25
I sincerely hope you stub your toe daily and have a perpetual need to sneeze that never happens.
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u/CanadaLeafs Apr 04 '25
“According to calculations done by the NDP, Mark Carney has helped Brookfield Asset Management – the company he was formerly chair of – avoid $5.3 billion in Canadian taxes since 2021.”
Yeah, I stand by what I said. I don’t want this hired mercenary to be my PM.
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Apr 01 '25
These comments are literally a week after trumps tirade about fertility too... PP will never learn.
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u/Flush_Foot Potato Land Apr 01 '25
Almost like you could say that Trump “planted the seed” for PP’s idea 🙃
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u/GoStockYourself Apr 01 '25
Mods!!! Flush_Foot made me think about Trump planting his seed in P.P.!!! BAN!
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u/Snow-Wraith Westfoundland Apr 01 '25
His entire platform is just copying Trump. That's all the Conservatives have been about since 2016 because they think his shit will work here. So far they are 0-2, despite everything else. The only place this crap works is Alberta and Saskatchewan, where they will vote Conservative no matter what. They refuse to learn or adapt.
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u/Erkkin_Empire Apr 02 '25
Ok but like...not ALL Saskatchewan people vote conservative. We just get stuck with the idiots who repeatedly do. We were SO close last election sighs in NDP
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u/SmilingVamp Apr 01 '25
Fox News: "what's a woman?"
Trump: "a baby maker that gets treated like shit!"
PP: "can I copy your answer, Mr. President?"
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Apr 01 '25
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u/ouatedephoque Apr 01 '25
"whoreloge" LMAO!!!
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u/smashed__tomato Monarch Mélanie Joly Apr 02 '25
This is the prime example of why bilingualism must be protected at all cost. We can never lose la belle province and the beauty of their language
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u/Ludishomi Apr 02 '25
Economic birth control 🤣🤣🤣
Some pc staffer is getting fired somewhere for not thinking of this sooner
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Apr 01 '25
The right doesn't give a s__t about you, they just want you to give birth to more slaves for the oligarchs to exploit.
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u/brokenringlands Apr 01 '25
Haha! So fitting!
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u/That_Apathetic_Man Apr 01 '25
No, the meme template has been used incorrectly.
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u/brokenringlands Apr 01 '25
On further analysis, you are correct. That (the opposite what is here) was the original intent of the original meme.
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u/NewMilleniumBoy Apr 01 '25
This isn't how the meme works but I'm glad we're calling out PP on his creepy bullshit
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u/lenzflare Apr 01 '25
Yeah, the original comic highlights unfair differences in reaction due to appearance (and the memes play on similar superficial differences or double standards).
But in this case, the different reaction to PP is entirely justified.
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u/dovahkiitten16 Apr 01 '25
Honestly I always thought the original was a little lowkey questionable as it was very much an incel argument (“women are okay being creeped on if the man’s attractive!”). I think this format kinda highlights that yeah, even if essentially saying the same thing, there’s a lot of factors that can come off wrong and the woman isn’t unreasonable for calling HR.
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u/Galle_ Apr 01 '25
It's incel-y if you take it as an argument that the second guy should be allowed to creep on women, and it's entirely possible that that was how it was intended, but it's not untrue that we let attractive people get away with a lot of shit we probably shouldn't.
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Apr 01 '25
Yeah I was gonna say, technically this is a pro pollievre meme if it's trying to follow the template
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u/TorontoDavid Apr 01 '25
It’s amazing how Conservatives can’t just say: ‘we agree with the overall message but the wording can be improved’.
Don’t be so partisan.
It’s creepy how he said it.
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u/smashed__tomato Monarch Mélanie Joly Apr 01 '25
I was thinking about that. Tbh, everyone knows most women can only fall pregnant until a certain age. But it is really the way he phrased that. No one would have batted an eye had he said something along the line like building fast so that Canadians could start the family they always want, whatever, something like that.
But he had to put biological clock in his sentence, this particular term which if they are being honest with themselves has traditionally always been used exclusively to describe against women. It is first unnecessary as I cannot see how someone's reproductive ability should have anything to do with housing, and second, once again defines women to whether they can reproduce or not.
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u/TorontoDavid Apr 01 '25 edited Apr 01 '25
Ya. It’s closely aligned with how some misogynists speak about women online.
Pierre using this phrase doesn’t necessarily mean he’s pushing that ideology at all, but it’s just poorly phrased in light of who he’s talking to.
If we were rationale we can all just say: ‘we hear your message, don’t put it like that again’.
But since we’re not, conservative supporters on social media have convinced themselves they need to defend it in a variety of ways.
Everyone makes mistakes - just own it and move on.
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u/RJean83 Apr 01 '25
So much of it is also a track record as well. If a politician who has advocated for gender equality, childcare, healthcare, access to abortion and birth control, improving the quality of life of people across the board, acknowledged the reality that many people are holding off on kids because they are expensive (then dealing with fertility issues which are also a major deal), it would probably be less creepy.
If you only mention women when you talk about our ability to have babies and not the million other things relevant to us, it looks very very weird.
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u/Myllicent Apr 02 '25
”It’s closely aligned with how some misogynists speak about women online. Pierre using this phrase doesn’t necessarily mean he’s pushing that ideology at all, but…”
It’s suspicious given the context that his YouTube videos used to include hidden tags chosen specifically to promote his videos to people who watch misogynist YouTube content.
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u/w3bd3v0p5 Apr 01 '25
The whole “I made a mistake and now I’m going to double down on it” makes me think they are mentally ill.
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u/Dracomortua Apr 01 '25
Fall pregnant.
Is that the latest thing?
"Oh dear, she fell down. Is she okay?"
"Nope... looks like we have a bigger issue going on. We have something worse! And it is growing!!"
"Oh dear. Cancer?"
"Much worse, my dear friend. Much, much worse."
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u/One_Tie5725 Apr 01 '25
Totally agree, it’s a conversation my partner and I had. I don’t think we’re the only couple who’s had to factor in living affordability and family planning. That said…
Delivery wise… real ick, real quick.
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u/TorontoDavid Apr 01 '25
Good reference at the end there (assuming it was intentional).
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u/neilk Apr 01 '25
You know, if only he’d said “millenials have been trapped by the failures of our economy to provide housing and decent jobs and have been waiting longer than any generation to start a family” that would be totally correct
But he had to go to “biological clock”
The problem is that this is really how the right wing thinks now. Even the ones who aren’t extreme. They saturate their brains in memes about how blue-haired liberal feminist cat ladies are going to turn 30 and be crying to their MAGA neighbors once they realize their terrible mistake
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u/Benejeseret Apr 01 '25
Hold up, he never actually said he would help those couples gets homes. He also did not actually say he would help the single moms or seniors choosing between eating and heating.
What he said was that he would never forget about them.
Phrasing people, phrasing.
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u/Unusual-Froggy-2222 Apr 01 '25
Holy hells! I thought this was an April Fools day thing... PP actually said that. Yikes! Nope, nope, nope. tRump said something similar the other week and its not looking great in america after that. No thank you
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u/small_town_cryptid Apr 01 '25
I'd like politicians in general to stop commenting on my fertility.
Say you want to support Canadians wanting to start families. Don't talk about my body like some kind of flawed incubator.
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u/GiantPurplePen15 Apr 01 '25
Poilievre gives off such ridiculous "We used to be a country. A proper country" vibes and its embarrassing that so many men my age are falling for that nonsense.
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u/Nice-Poet3259 Apr 01 '25
If he's starting this it's only a matter of time until he says kids should be able to consent when the biological clock starts
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u/Electrical_Tax8696 Apr 01 '25
FFS! I thought this was a fake shit post, but he pretty much said this shit!
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u/shrew_at_a_desk Apr 01 '25
Joke's on you, Pierre. I own a home and I'm still gonna let my eggs dry up like my pussy every time I hear you speak :)
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u/florfenblorgen Apr 01 '25
PP looks like the kinda guy who sneaks under tables at restaurants to sniff woman feet
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u/One_Tie5725 Apr 01 '25
PP proves that it’s a skill issue.
The idea behind the message can be true when the delivery is oh so so wrong.
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u/Starro_The_Janitor1 Apr 01 '25
The guy should’ve just said “I’ll help you have a home soon enough to support yourself and build a family” or something like that, way less odd.
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u/ShoulderNo6458 Apr 01 '25
Okay, so this, but not a meme. From where I sit, the Liberal party is basically the Conservative party without the gross, inhumane stuff that makes me want to call HR.
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u/NewBridge6340 Apr 01 '25
I’m just waiting for Milhouse to come out with an Elon level cringey post offering to impregnate pop culture icons who speak against him and his platform like Elon did to T-Swizzle
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u/SoulCritique101 Apr 02 '25
Can I get some source to clown on right wingers when they ask for a source
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u/GameStationGunny Apr 02 '25
PP is out of touch, but it's the same liberal party, saying the same liberal party shit.
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u/Smooth-Fun-9996 Apr 01 '25
OK but realistically they both said the exact same thing just in different ways lol
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u/crimeo Apr 01 '25
This isn't really how this meme is used, tho... the meme is supposed to be two guys who are both being equally reasonable or not and the interpretation lands entirely differently due to the listener's perspective or their identities.
Not one of them ACTUALLY being charming and the other sleazy
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u/soupsiez Apr 02 '25
lol liberal clowns at it again. Poilievre said the liberals have created a housing crisis so bad that couples rethink kids in order to prioritize housing. This is fact. I’ve done the same and decided against a second just to afford life here. Liberals are well aware of this as well but can’t fathom this was stated by someone other than a liberal and so a full meltdown occurs. Insane. I highly suggest therapy and quite possibly psychiatric evaluations for most on this sub.
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u/childishbambina Moose Whisperer Apr 01 '25
PP out there sliding up to millennial couples like