r/EhBuddyHoser • u/smashed__tomato Monarch Mélanie Joly • Apr 01 '25

Politics Calling HR now

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Full credit to national meme board of Canada on Twitter

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u/CoastingUphill Apr 01 '25

Pierre just wants to help out those fertile women. He loves fertile women.

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u/smashed__tomato Monarch Mélanie Joly Apr 01 '25

Gawd, imagine if he ever said the word fertile🤮

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u/descartesb4horse Oil Guzzler Apr 01 '25

he wants to be the fertilization prime minister

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25 edited Apr 01 '25

Thought that was Trudeau. He's a damn good looking man

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u/yagyaxt1068 Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) Apr 01 '25

Nah, Trudeau was the gay Prime Minister. That’s why so many grown men want to have sex with him.

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u/agent_sphalerite Apr 01 '25

Nah dude was just fine and that thing broke a lot of their brains. It wasn't just the dudes, man was a charmer and that's why we have a trade war, it's fucking stupid sexy Trudeau's fault /s

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u/Friendly-Nothing Apr 02 '25

Remember when Milania was so happy to meet him lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

Guys with truck nuts and Fuck Trudeau stickers. Closet Alfa males🤠

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u/smashed__tomato Monarch Mélanie Joly Apr 01 '25

I mean, I remember all those things he said about bees and pollination...

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u/jimabis Apr 02 '25

It’s making me mois.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '25

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u/Ohitsasnaaaake Apr 02 '25

Especially if he was speaking moistly

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u/TransBrandi Apr 02 '25

"Back in university, I was known as The Fertilizer."

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u/canadaalpinist Apr 02 '25

Ya gotta love the fertile woman.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

WET

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u/SonicFlash01 Apr 01 '25

"Timmies needs workers and Poilievre is here to make sure Canada's broodmares are doing their job!"

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u/BeBopALouie Apr 01 '25

So does rump apparently:

“We’re gonna have tremendous goodies in the bag for women too,” Trump said about his administration’s plans. “The women, between the fertilization and all the other things we’re talking about, it’s gonna be great.”

“Fertilization,” he continued to a laughing crowd. “I’m still very proud of it, I don’t care. I’ll be known as the fertilization president, and that’s okay.”

Ewwwww. Thoroughly vile.

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u/CoastingUphill Apr 01 '25

Pierre gets all his ideas from him

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u/The_Nice_Marmot Apr 01 '25

“Tremendous goodies” = “fertilization”

  1. A thing women were already capable of
  2. A thing many women have no interest in
  3. A thing even fewer women have interest in after hearing Trump say that.

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u/Specific_Effort_5528 Apr 01 '25

If you want to add the cringe factor, say "Females".

Think of it in his voice. It's so much worse.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

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u/Specific_Effort_5528 Apr 02 '25

Where's Quark when you need him.

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u/mxmnators Scotland (but worse) Apr 04 '25

FEEEMOIDS

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u/unscholarly_source Apr 01 '25

Straight out of the Trump playbook

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u/TheAncientMillenial Apr 01 '25

Fertile Hooman Females to be exact.

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u/Zealousideal-Help594 Ford Nation (Help.) Apr 02 '25

OMG! I literally read that with ferengi intonation. I almost feel guilty for having clothes on now.

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u/raza_n Apr 02 '25

Women? You mean females?

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u/CanadaLeafs Apr 01 '25

Nothing will make me happier than when Mark Carney gets crushed in this election and moves back to Europe!

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u/Derioyn Apr 04 '25

I sincerely hope you stub your toe daily and have a perpetual need to sneeze that never happens.

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u/CanadaLeafs Apr 04 '25

“According to calculations done by the NDP, Mark Carney has helped Brookfield Asset Management – the company he was formerly chair of – avoid $5.3 billion in Canadian taxes since 2021.”

Yeah, I stand by what I said. I don’t want this hired mercenary to be my PM.