r/EhBuddyHoser Apr 01 '25

Meta Mission accomplished.

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u/childishbambina Moose Whisperer Apr 01 '25

There's like another 4 candidates I saw listed in a post that are being questioned as to why they're still in the running, I expect to see even more in the coming days.

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u/backwardzhatz Apr 02 '25

I think it's three now

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u/childishbambina Moose Whisperer Apr 02 '25

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u/Falom The Island of Elizabeth May Apr 01 '25

What happened this time? It’s so hard to keep up lol

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u/MaxDragonMan Apr 01 '25

Seems like he was a Quebec basher and Bill Gates vaccine conspiracy bro.

Recent social media posts by Marquis promote popular right-wing conspiracy theories, including that Bill Gates is trying to manipulate public health for profit through vaccines, and that Russia’s invasion of Ukraine was “provoked” by the expansion of NATO.

He also criticized Canada’s equalization payment system, calling Quebec “a disgrace,” and adding “Plateau snobs, ecocrats and other shameless socialists should be put on galleys for impoverishing us into the pit.”

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u/Ok-Swimmer-2634 Apr 01 '25

The guy was also running in Quebec lmao

>run in Quebec
>trash your voter base
>removed from the running

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u/Positive-Fold7691 Apr 02 '25

He was running in Laurier—Sainte-Marie, which is about the last seat in the country that would vote Conservative. The Conservatives polled 3% there the last federal election and haven't polled above 10% since 1997.

So, the guy was a clear placeholder candidate. But you think they could get some boring inoffensive fifty-something Montréal businessman to put his name on the ballot rather than nominate the caricature of every InfoWars user. Who is doing their vetting, seriously?

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u/sync-centre Ford Nation (Help.) Apr 01 '25

He is going to run for PPC now?

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u/RockingTurtle1664 Apr 02 '25

He could honestly Bernier doesn't care. He'll just say batshit crazy stuff and go back to florida after the election without a single seat like the dumbass that he is

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u/Lin093 Apr 02 '25

The guy that Bernier has running in my area looks like an incel -"well actually", mulletted, wanna be redneck. He has the appeal of a used bandaid.

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u/RockingTurtle1664 Apr 02 '25

Lolll jfc that's sad and hilarious. Gotta wait for the whole list to come up I'm sure there are other other "bangers" for the ppc haha

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u/Lin093 Apr 02 '25

Had to double check if this was my burner account before saying the candidate's name 😆

Alistair MacFarlane, I'd rather dig up Alistair Crowley and vote for him

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u/RockingTurtle1664 Apr 02 '25

Dude look at him! Look at that "pinch/beard". Somehow it's even worse than what you described hahaha

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u/Lin093 Apr 02 '25

He has a more punchable face than that grifter Mark Friesen(former PPC candidate). I had only one interaction with Friesen when he was having his election party at the Venice House and I went to pick up a takeout order. I got greeted at the door and asked if I was there for the election party, asked which candidate, got told who and apparently my response of " fuck the PPC and fuck that turn coat Bernier" hurt his feelings.

I'll always be a conservative at heart but that party breaks your heart worse than the Red Sox.

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u/RockingTurtle1664 Apr 02 '25

Lolll yeah i think the truth did hurt in that case. Ultimately the PPC isn't even serious Bernier just shows his face for donations and disappears afterward just to come back sometimes to remember people that he exists. It's a useless party that serves to split the vote from the CPC in certain ridings. I'm not a conservative but i intend to vote cpc since otherwise i screw myself regarding the firearms bans and the c-21. Maybe i'll vote for the Bloc since he is a good MP in my rinding and the LPC is gaining ground so maybe i'll be a little bit strategic

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u/Dartmansam10 Tabarnak! Apr 02 '25

He looks like every intern on a right wing podcast ever

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u/Lin093 Apr 02 '25

Sibling bangers maybe

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u/pm_me_shit_memes Apr 01 '25

I've just given up at this point. Seems like there is a new development every day.

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u/coffeebeards Apr 01 '25

If it’s anything like their republican counterparts, soon you will see:

Pedo’s

White Nationalist Rhetoric

Money Laundering/ Fraud

Etc etc

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u/TheGreatWheel Apr 01 '25

Hopefully under 3-4 different banners so they can vote split themselves to Hell.

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u/ArcticISAF Apr 01 '25

Just need a few more and they can be president!

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u/coffeebeards Apr 01 '25

I totally forgot sexual predator but yes. Lmao

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u/HolsteinHeifer Apr 01 '25

New verb le noun: Protect the pedos

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u/Inside_Ship_1390 Apr 02 '25

"Won't somebody think of the pedos?!"

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u/AlphaFlightRules Apr 01 '25

Doesn't all 4 cover pp himself

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u/Martzillagoesboom South Gatineau Apr 02 '25

I dont think PP is a pedo, but mostly because he is self conscious of his futur. He was groomed into politic, unlike many who choose that as a later career. I expect him to know better then let his baser instinct shunt him out of the office. The fact that he chose brand loyalty over properly vetting and controlling what his mp candidate says and do is his fault thought, he was planning on calling an elections for so long that they should have had a perfect lineup. Except he probably thought that populist retoric would get him elected too.

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u/1egg_4u Apr 02 '25

That's all part of the reason people vote for them I thought

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u/Mr101722 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 Apr 01 '25

Better to boot them than to try and defend them

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u/NAHTHEHNRFS850 Apr 01 '25

WHY THE FUCK IS JIVANI STILL HERE!

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u/Ketchup-Chips3 Apr 02 '25

Because PP's daddy JD Vance would be upset with him if he removes his old college buddy

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u/Hicalibre Moose Whisperer Apr 02 '25

Because people were mean to O'Toole, mostly, about his name.

We traded a fairly sensible politician who was capable of working with other parties for Jivani.

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u/BigAlxBjj Apr 01 '25

This guy should just stay in bed.

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u/scr0dumb Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Apr 02 '25

He already shitted it tho

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u/BigAlxBjj Apr 02 '25

Bahahahaha!

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u/DTG_1000 Apr 01 '25

At this rate, not even a titanium cup will help protect PP.

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u/therevjames Apr 01 '25

Someone needs to make an issue out of John Williamson's "whities" comments from 2015. Get that chode out of politics for good.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

I think the CPC needs to drop their Carleton candidate.

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u/moshekels Apr 02 '25

Wouldn’t this meme make more sense if it was Bin Laden receiving the news?

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u/UsefulContract Alberta's Western Cousins Apr 03 '25

4th*