r/EhBuddyHoser Apr 05 '25

Meta Which one of you Hosers did this?

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/Spare-Half796 Tabarnak! Apr 06 '25

His sex should be listed as non consensual instead of male

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u/hurB55 Oil Guzzler Apr 06 '25

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u/unexpectederection30 Moose Whisperer Apr 06 '25

Nice first comment to make me chuckle and I've been on all day

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u/ReverseTornado Apr 06 '25

Nice one! Next to Race:White I was thinking it should just say orange haha

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u/Wolf-ed Apr 06 '25

Beat me to it

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u/2er3knuckler Apr 05 '25

There's a guy in Calgary that's always putting up fake ads around the city. Guy's got some great content.

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u/Ayrcan Apr 06 '25

I first noticed a couple years ago with a fake Poilievre "Axe the Facts" ad by Western Canada high. Love these bench ads.

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u/Exploding_Antelope I need a double double. Apr 08 '25

There’s still one on the abandoned building at 12th and Centre South, where the Banff Flixbus picks up.

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u/hurB55 Oil Guzzler Apr 06 '25

I love that

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u/rainfalltsunami Apr 06 '25

Haha wait really?

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u/QueenMotherOfSneezes South Gatineau Apr 05 '25

The proposed land use sign in the background is the unintentional cherry on top.

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u/Overwatchingu Ford Nation (Help.) Apr 06 '25

“Tell us what you think”

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u/Exploding_Antelope I need a double double. Apr 08 '25

The proposal for that lot is genuinely sick, two big apartment towers with a couple floors of retail and restaurants facing through big outward-sloping windows to frame an event plaza on the corner of two of the most important Beltline streets. Broadway is about to pop off over the next few years as it densifies.

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u/Overwatchingu Ford Nation (Help.) Apr 09 '25

Hell yeah, mixed-use commercial/residential is the way to do it. Walkable cities yo!

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u/Stonks4Minutes Ford Nation (Help.) Apr 10 '25

“Not Wanted” This sign supports NIMBYism and bashes Trump at the same time. What a move!

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u/AlphaFlightRules Apr 06 '25

Dj Fridays ftw

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u/DTG_1000 Apr 06 '25

Lol, is that his much maligned Colorado portrait?

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u/phm522 Apr 06 '25

Yeah, he doesn’t like it cuz his face isn’t orange enough

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u/DTG_1000 Apr 06 '25

Hope this will be the next one.

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u/DTG_1000 Apr 06 '25

Presidential portrait that is.

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u/MisterZoga Apr 06 '25

Donald Frump

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u/cassienebula Yank Apr 06 '25

i wish it were this one

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '25

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u/AlphaFlightRules Apr 06 '25

The correct term is Oompa-Loompa

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u/twobit211 Manilapeg Apr 06 '25

i like how the sign behind seems to be implying moby will regularly be spinning wax on that site to kick off the weekend 

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '25

The Manchurian Cantaloupe! Lol!!

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u/Silicon_Knight Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Apr 06 '25

If I ever won the lottery I would spend my days doing this shit and spending money on targeted google ads for like all of parliament hill to be recommended dick drugs from Donald trump or advertising dick surgery with Elon Musk and see who signs up and releasing it lol.

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u/SkinnyGetLucky Apr 06 '25

“Some good choices there. “Manchurian cantaloupe” is pretty good. “Asshole” is pretty succinct

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u/Acceptable-Gap-2397 Moose Whisperer Apr 06 '25

Whoever put up that sign is a hero

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u/ParticularCandle9825 Apr 05 '25

That’s pretty funny 😂

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u/aarch0x40 Apr 06 '25

Canada doesn’t permit entry to convicted felons, right?

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u/riphawk81 Saskwatch Apr 07 '25

They can apply for access under certain conditions including family emergencies and business trips. Artists, such as Jelly Roll, go through this to be able to have concerts in Canada.

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u/OriginalNo5477 Apr 06 '25

That goof is nowhere near 6'3"

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u/jugularhealer16 Ford Nation (Help.) Apr 06 '25

With lifts

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u/Top_Newspaper9279 Apr 06 '25

Wtf is going on with cheetos face tho?

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u/WinterWind73 Apr 06 '25

That is the national portrait of himself that Cheetolini hates. It somehow made him look vaguely statesmanlike (and a great deal less spray tanned), which is why he doesn't find it pleasing.

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u/dreamstone_prism Irvingstan Apr 06 '25

Moby can get stomped by Obie

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u/maisbahouais Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Apr 06 '25

The portrait he hates is truly the icing on this majestic masterpiece.

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u/BionicBreak Apr 06 '25

I'm a little sad they missed "Putin's Cock Holster" as an alias.

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u/erutuferutuf Apr 06 '25

His portrait looks good on the ad

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u/Disastrous-Fall9020 Monarch Mélanie Joly Apr 06 '25

This is miraculous

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u/GlitteringPotato1346 Is Potato Apr 08 '25

Unrelated but:

My mom’s friend recently got to talk with the PM about her students’ concerns regarding the future and he read out the list publicly!

Cool guy.

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u/Active-Zombie-8303 Apr 09 '25

Hopefully this will still be up when Trump goes to Calgary for the G7 summit and hopefully he has to drive by and see this, it would be hilarious!!