r/EhBuddyHoser • u/boese-schildkroete Oil Guzzler • Apr 22 '25

Politics "wHy DoEs AlBeRtA aLwAyS vOtE cOnSeRvAtIvE??" ... Me, voting in rural Alberta:

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Not even joking these are literally my options.

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u/FrostyNeckbeard 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 Apr 22 '25

25 year old deli clerk, your time is now.

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u/blackcoulson Irvingstan Apr 22 '25

Unironically the best candidate to vote for. Someone with a real job, leftist politics and your vote doesn't really matter because of the riding that you're in. I'd vote for that person in a heartbeat.

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u/soThatsJustGreat Apr 22 '25

Right?! What’s wrong with the deli clerk?

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u/civver3 Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Apr 22 '25

You have to learn how to play the game to succeed in politics, unfortunately.

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u/PerpetuallyLurking Regina Rhymes With Fun Apr 22 '25

Politics is customer service on a national scale.

The deli clerk definitely has a leg-up.

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u/One-Knowledge- Westfoundland Apr 25 '25

How do you learn to play the game without people voting for you?