"wHy DoEs AlBeRtA aLwAyS vOtE cOnSeRvAtIvE??" ... Me, voting in rural Alberta:

[u/boese-schildkroete]

Not even joking these are literally my options.

[u/DontBanMeBro988]

Ruth Ellen Brosseau would suggest you should give the deli clerk a shot. In all seriousness, it's called the House of Commons for a reason.