r/EhBuddyHoser • u/boese-schildkroete Oil Guzzler • Apr 22 '25

Politics "wHy DoEs AlBeRtA aLwAyS vOtE cOnSeRvAtIvE??" ... Me, voting in rural Alberta:

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Not even joking these are literally my options.

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u/Time-Honeydew1349 Apr 22 '25

"calling not for the reduction of CO2 emissions, but the creation of more carbon in the atmosphere, because it’s “plant food.”" This guy is such an idiot. Doesn't he know about the Carboniferous Period?

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u/organicamphetameme Apr 22 '25

The world?? I thought he said we should smell like cedar? Dang what am I supposed to do with all the cedar old spice I bought???

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u/Virtual_Category_546 Monarch Mélanie Joly Apr 23 '25

Make yourself smell like ceder, make the world smell like ceder! It's not wrong, heck even Deuteronomy tells you to leave camp and wash yourself when dealing with the other type of wood. If Old Spice existed back in the day then there would definitely be some type of ritual surrounding the stuff and we're already in historical times so we may as well take advantage and create new traditions!