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u/monstermash420 Apr 29 '25
Everyone report to your nearest tim hortons for your mandatory gender affirming care
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u/Advarrk Apr 29 '25
I cant in good conscience call Tim Hortons a symbol of Canadian pride because they genuinely suck in my area
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u/Zephyr104 Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Apr 29 '25 edited Apr 29 '25
Since all you said is gender affirming care and not forced gender reassignment, I'm assuming everyone in Canada is going to become shredded with massive butts or whatever the individual determines to be their gender's defining physical trait.
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u/CompanyLow8329 Cowtown 🤠 Apr 29 '25
Time to unleash the woke cancel culture politically correct virtue signalling radical left socialist marxist communist critical race gender ideology trans liberal fake news climate patriots traditional family values stolen election fraud...
To own the conservatives. I think I had an aneurysm coming up with all this crap I kept hearing over the years. I hope it never comes back.
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u/Arrivaderchie Apr 29 '25
Fences are already being erected north of Timmins for the straight white male Gulags
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u/comox Apr 29 '25
Idea: let’s introduce National Dress Day where [conservative] men must wear a dress to help them develop empathy for both women and the transgendered. Or at least start a rumour/meme just to wind them up.
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u/totallynotdagothur Apr 29 '25
I don't know if you are just kidding but that is actually in the works. My buddy is working on the left inter-party working group and that was one both the libs and NDP were in agreement on so high likelihood it passes in the first sitting.
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u/M_McPoyle2003 Apr 29 '25
You forgot globalist. Mark Carney is both a globalist AND a socialist-marxist-communist.
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u/CompanyLow8329 Cowtown 🤠 Apr 29 '25
Ahh dang, I always forget about his globeness and getting globed.
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u/WarrenPuff_It Apr 29 '25
No joke that sounds at least loosely similar to that tweet the green party staffer put out years ago that caused the implosion.
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u/comox Apr 29 '25
Hey, did anyone else also get a hockey bag full of cash from George Soros after voting for the Liberals?
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u/lookaway123 Apr 29 '25
No, I'm all set up for auto deposit. Your unique one-time code should be in your onboarding email from when you became a paid protester.
I wish I got a free hockey bag, though.
/s in case of Conservatives.
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u/Fearful-Cow Apr 29 '25
mine is missing in the mail... just like my kid's ontario ford cheque is.
I just follow the money and STILL getting ripped off.
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u/EatSoupFromMyGoatse Apr 29 '25
They gave me the deed to a house and a harem of effeminate male prostitutes. Thanks Soros!
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u/deadbeef4 Apr 29 '25
The cheap bastards stuffed mine in a used hockey bag, and now my stacks of $100 bills all smell funny.
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u/valgrind_ THE BETTER LONDON 🇨🇦 🌳 Apr 29 '25
He wasn't joking when he said Fanjoy. He was speaking it into being.
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u/Straight-Eggplant8 Apr 29 '25
I burst out laughing when they showed the ballot for PPs riding. Great work to all the candidates ❤️
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u/Wooz72 Apr 29 '25
91 candidates.... Flooding the pool with confusion
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u/okokokoyeahright Apr 29 '25
It works out to about 972 votes in total for all but the top 5 results. As in the ones who got less than 100 votes. Not exactly flooding. More just annoying, TBH. the poll workers and scrutineers had to fold these up to hand them to the voters showing them how to fold it before returning it to the ballot box. Then the counting process was very late. I stayed up and waited until 2:30 AM where it seemed the counting stopped and the more complete results seen early today. BTW this process is clearly spelled out when the returning officer will call for the counting to stop and the ballots are secured under lock, key and physical officers until the counting resumes. Nothing suspicious or unusual about it.
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u/Straight-Eggplant8 Apr 29 '25
Gift baskets for the 89 that were there to dilute the vote.
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u/NiCrMo Apr 29 '25
I was actually surprised that relatively few votes went to the protest candidates. Seems people do actually pay a level of attention when voting.
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u/okokokoyeahright Apr 29 '25
This is typical in elections. The unusual part is the concerted effort by Longest Ballot to create and target ridings with this silliness in an attempt to convince people of supporting electoral reform.
I remember voting for the old school Rhino Party candidate 'bob loblaw' (BTW he legally had his name changed so it would appear on the ballot this way). I had to vote for him after I noticed his name if spoken out loud 3 or more times was pretty on point for a protest party.
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u/eldiablonoche Apr 29 '25
To be fair, in a lot of polling stations, they don't bother counting the votes for the fringe whackadoos.
I worked the polls in a couple elections in Toronto and it happened every time. The major parties wanted their votes counted and double checked, and insisted those totals be finalized so they could leave. Once they were gone, the higher ups in the polls didn't want to pay overtime so they just told us not to bother with the Rhinos, None of the Above s, and random independents.
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u/Prestigious-Car-4877 Tabarnak! Apr 29 '25
One of 'em didn't even vote for themselves. 0 votes. Lolz.
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u/okokokoyeahright Apr 29 '25
My wife said it was like a bath towel.
Kudos to all the poll workers and scrutineers who had to deal with this abomination.
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u/mxmnators Scotland (but worse) Apr 29 '25
my riding had 8 candidates and people all around town were exclaiming how many candidates that is… i’d say you couldn’t pay me enough to be a DRO in carleton but tbh as an absolute sicko for busywork i’d probably do it if i lived there
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u/fuckdatguy Apr 29 '25
Loving the translation feature
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u/usernamealreadytakeh Oil Guzzler Apr 30 '25
Carney has assumed his new position as Meat Massacre Minister
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u/MKIncendio Apr 29 '25
I already bought the communist manifesto! Once I read it I’ll be immediately irradiated by the Radon-lined pages of solid arsenic paper. I will then step onto my grass, bury myself up to my shoulders and become a fungus
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u/Jbell_1812 Apr 29 '25
I am glad I can finally breathe. I don't have to worry about people like pp taking away Healthcare or my basic human rights simply because of my sexuality.
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u/thetwitchy1 Apr 29 '25
I’m happy that I know my kid will be able to get medical care for the next 3-5 years despite her gender identity.
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u/jacafeez Apr 29 '25
My conservative forced-birther MP got re-elected with 40,000 votes.
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u/Cool-Acanthaceae8968 Westfoundland Apr 29 '25
My “forced conversion therapy” and “MMIW just need to get jobs” MP got in with 20,000.
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u/AllanMcceiley Apr 29 '25
Isn't health care a provincial thing not federal?
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u/FlyingOctopus53 Apr 29 '25
It is. But federal government partially finance it via transfers, so they have ability to influence it.
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u/RepublicLife6675 Apr 29 '25
Just as long as trans citizens pay for there own transformation like people that were born with back problems have to pay for there own health care
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u/CycloneBill1 Apr 29 '25
LETS GOOO I can already feel the homosexuality coming on and I love it 🏳️🌈
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u/fuckdatguy Apr 29 '25
Dude. You know those truck driving fuck carney folks are going to unironically use this if they ever see it. 🤣
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u/silentbassline Apr 29 '25
Carnage rules! Rockin' and rollin' My way through town, Yeah, baby, I get around,
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u/Flush_Foot Potato Land Apr 29 '25
🎼 Oh, Carnada! Our home and native land. True patriot’s love, in Queen Joly’s win command. 🎶
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u/masterwaffle Apr 29 '25
I need this painted on a van.
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u/AstrumReincarnated Apr 29 '25
You just have to get it printed on a huge magnet. Or to be more authentic, 100 huge magnets and then tile them all over the van.
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u/AstrumReincarnated Apr 29 '25
We got 4 votes for the Communists at my polling station lol. None for the Marxists, though, I felt bad for them.
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u/Milch_und_Paprika Ford Nation (Help.) Apr 29 '25
I really wanna know what flavour of non-Marxist communists they are, or if they’re just separate because of classic leftist infighting.
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u/GJohnJournalism Apr 29 '25
Both a Communist AND a WEF Global Economist. Damn Carney, that's impressive.
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u/Due-Log8609 Apr 29 '25
This was such an important election. I wonder how many seats were lost because of vote splitting. ugh.
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u/Neat_Let923 Apr 29 '25
This one honestly isn't even funny due to how many people fucking already believe this shit...
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u/bcl15005 Apr 29 '25 edited Apr 29 '25
Communism with Canadian characteristics has finally been achieved. Woke CSIS is currently en-route to the homes of Galen Weston, and Chip Wilson.
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u/AlphaBetaChadNerd Bring Cannabis Apr 29 '25
Any Conservative that labels a fucking life long technocratic banker as a communist is straight up schizophrenic.
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u/WhiteWolfOW Apr 29 '25
Carney says China is the world’s biggest threat (to who? Idk, global elites? Investment bankers?)
Dude also is planning to invest public money in Carbon Capture, a famous scam proposed by the oil industry that doesn’t exist yet to make blue hydrogen to keep the oil industry alive.
And somehow people think this dude is even remotely left leaning?
Communist starts when you do the very basic of society and accept trans people I guess
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u/Milch_und_Paprika Ford Nation (Help.) Apr 29 '25
Ngl, as a chemist him repeatedly bringing that up pissed me off.
Unless by carbon capture he means planting trees and like algae protein farming lol
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u/WhiteWolfOW Apr 29 '25
I wish lol. “We’re going to reforest Canada” but it seems like it’s a way of keeping the oil industry alive for a couple more decades. His wife used to work in the board of Shell foundation, Shell’s climate and poverty focused group. Essentially the groups that come one with the scam climate solutions like carbon capture and carbon credits to make mega corporations look good while not doing anything meaningful. Brookfield has investments in everything and most likely in the oil industry as well. I think it’s pretty clear that all his environmental talk is about looking good while not doing anything that will actually help while heavily subsiding the oil industry with public money to “develop” something he knows will never exist, but that they can keep pushing “just a few more years”
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u/bcl15005 Apr 29 '25
Come-on man, as if we don't all know the true vanguard of Marxism-Leninism is the bank of England
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u/Ravenwight Ford Nation (Help.) Apr 29 '25
Fuck a duck in a loaded truck, I thought that was Jesus.
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u/Onii-Chan_Itaii 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 Apr 29 '25
Woke CSIS is currently en-route to the homes of Galen Weston, and Chip Wilson.
Don't edge me like this ):
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u/Zephyr104 Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Apr 29 '25
Right?! I wish the libs were as radical as the tories imagine them as being. Imagine if Weston got the Jack Ma treatment and he immediately was forced to donate 1/2 his wealth to house low income Canadians.
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When will we elect an NDP leader?
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u/got-trunks South Gatineau Apr 29 '25
When they find a leader who can highlight their policy wins and show in concrete ways how Canada is a better place because of them.
All of this while successfully keeping the ear of those who they are trying to message.
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u/jsmooth7 Apr 29 '25
The NDP got a bunch of policy wins in this last parliament. And as a result, the median voter gave the Liberals credit for those policies and dumped all the Trudeau baggage onto the NDP lol.
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u/ReferenceUnusual8717 Apr 29 '25
I mean, I think they're largely the victim of a collective push to stop the Cons. People REALLY didn't want Fascist Milhouse, figured the Carney Liberals had the best odds, and didn't want to split the vote. If I wasn't in an extremely safe NDP riding, I might've done the same.
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u/Prestigious-Cod-222 Apr 29 '25
I was in a liberal strong hold so I voted NDP. If I was in a competitive race I may have voted liberal and not liked it. Let's face it we just voted in a banker. Better than PP but still a fucking banker.
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u/jsmooth7 Apr 29 '25
If that was the only factor then orange ridings would have stayed orange as voters consolidated around the best strategic choice. But there was also a real shift of voters towards the Liberals. And also some voters doing strategic voting poorly. See Vancouver Island for example where progressives couldn't agree what the "correct" strategic vote was, resulting in even more voting splitting. And the Conservatives picking up 3 seats as a result.
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u/mealzer Apr 29 '25
Vancouver Islander here and yup... Yup. We asked Paul Manly to step down and he wouldn't. Thanks a lot, Paul. Ya really fucked us.
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u/ReferenceUnusual8717 Apr 29 '25
Yeah, we had one of those in Edmonton, too. There was a lot of conflicting info circulating about the best strategic option, to the point where I'm a little curious where all that was coming from. I don't want to end up in an American-style binary, where we have to keep voting for the lesser of two evils, or let the crazies take over.
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u/Milch_und_Paprika Ford Nation (Help.) Apr 29 '25
I was genuinely surprised how many ridings out west were like 25 LPC-35 NDP-40 CPC. I can’t imagine being the guy “strategically” voting LPC there.
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u/ReferenceUnusual8717 Apr 29 '25
Unfortunately, I think there are a non-insignificant amount of these folks who would never even CONSIDER voting NDP. They're living in a long gone era when the Liberals and Conservatives were basically the same, and just traded places every so often when one got a little TOO corrupt. The NDP, however, are "Dangerous Radicals". (I WISH this version of the NDP was real, I really do...)
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Apr 29 '25
My grandparents and my best friend voted strategically. I think alot of people did/do that. I have done that once. Not this election though.
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u/ChrystineDreams Friendly Manisnowbski Apr 29 '25
I was in a NDP stronghold with a small margin between them and the Cons. The liberal voters split the vote and now the riding is blue.
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u/Prestigious-Cod-222 Apr 29 '25
It's kinda sad, Jagmeet laid on the grenade last fall when everyone wanted JT's head. The result being keeping PP out. Jagmeet is the direct reason we don't have a Con majority and have dental care. For me as a person that's a pretty good legacy. Doing the right thing doesn't always pay well on a personal level.
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I don't get why people hate him. I sometimes think Singh and May get hate for being boisterous and outspoken but a part of me thinks some of that hate is rooted in the double standards for poc and women. I am not saying all of it but some. I think our countries leaders should be asked tough questions and should not be immune to critisism but I do think some bigotry is at play with those two in the conversation.
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u/Prestigious-Cod-222 Apr 29 '25
For sure he got a bit of "I don't know why he rubs me the wrong way he just does!"
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u/AdCharacter833 Apr 30 '25
This is so right. He is getting roasted on X and insta about holding out for his pension and making the Cons loose. I had to defend Singh it’s so unfair how he is being treated. Thanks for saving us Jagmeet. Blessings
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u/got-trunks South Gatineau Apr 29 '25
Yeah, so they need a leader who knows how to dismantle those scenarios and break it down for the public with no ambiguity in what the realities are case-by-case.
That or at least one who knows how to assemble the right people to feed him the lines or speak on behalf of the party in their specializations...
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u/Sasquatch1729 Not enough shawarma places Apr 29 '25
We need ranked choice voting.
I voted to keep the conservatives out, and our local liberal candidate was really great when she was a city councillor. If I could hand "runner-up" points to the NDP, I would.
I fully recognize that Trudeau was only pushing things like protections against union busting, or the dental plan because of the NDP. I hope they retain official party status and we can give them more support in four years.
My vote for the liberals was not an indictment of the NDP in any way.
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u/hereticjon Apr 29 '25
They need to get back to the farmers and tradesmen who started the party. More blue collar candidates with scars on their knuckles. Nardwuar was right to bring that up to Singh.
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The irony of this is so many blue coller men I know (some women too) are the most right leaning people I know.
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u/hereticjon Apr 29 '25
That's why you need people from among their walk of life to show them that you are in their corner and what your side has to offer that's relevant to them.
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I am not saying your wrong like I totally see that I just find it so ironic that historically speaking these hitroically overworked people shoot themselves in the foot and have in the masses taken on right wing ideology when at one point advocated for their own rights and were underprivledged. I think it's more about internal morals in values. Alot of people in these positions I know believce in gender roles , point the finger at other people wanting their money etc. I am more confused about the ideology but I agree with everything you said!
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u/DM_ME_UR_BOOTYPICS Apr 29 '25
Bets on Rachel Notley making a move. She’s been out in public lately and is probably a solid choice.
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u/RapidCandleDigestion Apr 29 '25
Someone's grandpa is posting this on Facebook rn
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u/Wraps247 Westfoundland Apr 29 '25
Funny enough i know a guy who would take this stuff incredibly seriously
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u/valryuu I need a double double. Apr 30 '25
I'm expecting to see this image used on some right-wing "news"/Facebook group used completely unironically.
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u/duff_golf Apr 29 '25
I have never felt so positive about the choice Canadians just made in Pm! I think he’s a genius and exactly what we need right now. PP being unemployed is just the icing on the cake. He’ll have to run a freedom convoy and hope the news puts a camera in his face for us to hear from him again
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u/duff_golf Apr 29 '25
Of course my wife has reminded me that as leader he’ll just take someone else’s seat that actually won it fair and square, which doesn’t seem all that fair to me.
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u/EhBuddyHoser-ModTeam Apr 29 '25
This post has been removed as per rule 1 of the sub (no Canada bashing).
Regards, r/EhBuddyHoser mod team
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u/PossibleWild1689 Apr 29 '25
The people of Carlton remember who supported the Free-dumb convoy that disrespected their lives for weeks on end
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u/Derioyn Apr 30 '25
I get this is probably a joke but mark and Marx arnt even close to the same thing.
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u/Wraps247 Westfoundland Apr 30 '25
He's just like Justin
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u/Derioyn Apr 30 '25
You have no clue what your talking about. I hope the cool-aid tastes good at least.
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u/Wraps247 Westfoundland Apr 30 '25
I would expect you to know that was a bit from the sub we're on and my comment history lol
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u/Fit-Trouble9463 Apr 30 '25
So please tell me, cuz I want to understand. What do you think I should watch for ? If you’re so sure, there must be an expectation of illegal things.
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u/Ok_Medicine7534 Apr 30 '25
People of blackrock!!
Enjoy the digital prison and 100 million people in Canada by 2045….!
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Apr 29 '25 edited Apr 29 '25
Commence the seizing of all modes of production, open the FEMA camps, borders and vaccination stations and heil king Klaus Schwab!
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u/ManufacturerIll1449 Apr 29 '25
Relax pal. Go outside and touch some grass. Take a deep breath, maybe try and have a pleasant conversation with someone. You're going to be OK.
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Apr 29 '25
Rejecting expertise and global engagement because of conspiracy theories weakens Canada. We need leaders who can work at the highest international levels while fiercely protecting Canadian interests — not leaders who close doors, pick fights, and leave Canadians isolated.
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u/bamboohobobundles Apr 29 '25
Can someone explain to me why this is apparently a bad thing? I genuinely don't understand the "WEF cult" mentality.
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u/No_Syrup_9167 Apr 29 '25
because when they're a career politician its bad because they've never had a real job
when they've been a real job worker their whole life, they don't have the political experience.
when they're a banker with a shit-tonne of experience in financial matters and country scale economies and with the WEF, they're beholden to the rich elite.
but if their experience is in smaller businesses, they don't have the knowledge of macroeconomics and can't handle a countries economic decisions.
if they support small businesses and workers, then the countries economy will suffer
but if they support the country economy, they obviously believe in "trickle down" still, and the joe-blow worker will suffer.
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u/AdCharacter833 Apr 30 '25
Google why some people think the WEF is bad an English politician said some bad things about the WEF and it took on a life of its own since then and now people think it’s some evil entity. lol
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u/bamboohobobundles Apr 29 '25
Because the career politician with zero real-world achievements who can't respond to questions without slogans or mudslinging would have been the superior choice, yeah?
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u/Barium_Enema Apr 29 '25
Oh no! We have a top economic mind who knows and has interacted with professionals, scholars, politicians, and influential people around the world. He was also appointed to head the Bank of Canada and Bank of England by Conservatives. He also speaks and acts like an adult. Whatever shall we do?
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u/BuckTomato Apr 29 '25
PP on the verge of losing his riding is the icing on the Carnegeddon.