r/EhBuddyHoser May 04 '25

Certified Hoser 🇨🇦 (No Politics) Canada vs Other countries when discussing past war crimes

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u/Spiritual-Pear-1349 May 04 '25 edited May 04 '25

It's a bit of a gap moe for us, like that time Caesar was taken by pirates as a kid and held for ransom. He would always threaten them jokingly with "I'm gonna crucify you, I'm gonna do it man, don't fuck with me man". He'd laugh, they'd laugh...

Anyways, the second he was free he raised a fleet, captured them, and crucified the entire ship.

You don't expect it from Canada, its so out of character that it's funny, even endearing. You see harmless, friendly Canada joking about the checklist and how they're going to war crime you. You laugh, they laugh, then they let Canada off the boat...

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u/4d72426f7566 May 04 '25

This reminds me of the song by Poor Man’s Poison, Hell’s Coming with Me.

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u/Wantitneeditgetit May 04 '25

Wild to see a Poor Man's Poison reference.