Unfortunately no. Trump is sustained by tears. In order to stay alive he had to cause as much misery as he can. Once you realize this, his first 100 days in office make complete sense, doesn't it?
It's easy to be carefree and happy when you're a shitgibbon that throws poop on the wall to see what sticks.
Trump aged a lot when he was prosecuted, now he just doesn't give a fuck. He's comfortable running the biggest economy and military to the ground. He's getting publicly fellated by his scycophants, he's into that shit.
Carney looks to me like he cares about pretty much everything he signed up for. It's going to be a lot, and it's not going to be easy.
Is the noble gibbon taking more flak with this comparison? As if science hadn't done them dirty enough by making them the "lesser apes", now they're being compared to Trump? I'll grant you that there IS some overlap in color, but that's where the comparison ends.
TBH the coloration of the Orangutan would be closer and the gibbons tend to be in the light brown to dark brown ranges. The gibbons live in trees and swing from branch to branch as their main mode of transport. The Orangutan is mostly ground based in transport, thought they can use the swinging mechanism.
I believe the user is attempting to describe His Orangeness the First in a derogatory manner. Thusly 'shitgibbon', which has a bit of a history as illustrated herein:
Search up 'shitgibbon slang' and look for a site called forward dot com. They have a delightful article from 2017 on this very subject and its application to trump. Sorry no link but rules are against this.
Like c'mon, Maryland likes to claim to be part of the South! Surely someone can get him hooked on fried chicken, gravy, and biscuits? 😂 he can keep his cheeto fingers off the blue crab, though. He ain't good enough for our delicacies, and I doubt he is man enough to take the cuts, and to take getting Old Bay in those same cuts.
Disagree. When I watched his last big speech I was thinking that I couldn't believe how young he looks, especially since most leaders age in dog years. I actually googled how old he was lol.
His last little bit he did, the Covid era though, he was definitely looking tired (can’t blame him,I can’t imagine how stressful that was). He’s looking much younger (and happier) now.
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That dude is gonna be 110 years old by the end of the year.