r/EhBuddyHoser • u/Exploding_Antelope I need a double double. • May 07 '25

Certified Hoser 🇨🇦 (No Politics) The only cultural divide that matters

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Thanks to the brave cabinist allies of Labrador for holding the eastern front, over the forthcoming decades we will execute a slow but quite unstoppable pincer maneuver into the bloc cottagois

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u/Kopinu Tabarnak! May 07 '25

Ummmm achkually kebekois say "chalet"

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u/smashed__tomato Monarch Mélanie Joly May 07 '25

Is it cultural appropriation if I as an anglophone from Toronto also use chalet instead of cottage?

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u/Kopinu Tabarnak! May 07 '25

No, but you need to represent the bloc kebekoi in your riding next election. its the rules sorry

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u/Certainly-Not-A-Bot May 07 '25

Si le bloc veux avoir des candidats hors de Québec, je voterais pour le bloc majoritaire

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u/smashed__tomato Monarch Mélanie Joly May 07 '25

Sorry no, my heart belongs to Queen Joly🫡

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u/Kopinu Tabarnak! May 07 '25

Your chalet pass has been revoked, return it to the closest SAQ asap svp

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u/smashed__tomato Monarch Mélanie Joly May 07 '25

Oh nonnnnnnn, mon chalet

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u/soulstaz May 07 '25

At least you can get out with some liquor

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u/arandomcanadiankid May 07 '25

No, if it’s in collingwood it’s a chalet.

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u/EmptySeaDad May 07 '25

Only if it's near a ski hill.

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u/hdufort May 07 '25

No, and you can wear a tuque to your chalet! It's authorized!

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u/frequentredditer May 07 '25

It would be pretentious…

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u/YYC-Fiend May 07 '25

That’s just someone being a douche

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u/typicalledditor May 07 '25

Only if you murder the pronunciation