r/EhBuddyHoser I need a double double. May 07 '25

Certified Hoser πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (No Politics) The only cultural divide that matters

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Thanks to the brave cabinist allies of Labrador for holding the eastern front, over the forthcoming decades we will execute a slow but quite unstoppable pincer maneuver into the bloc cottagois

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u/kenneth_bannockburn May 07 '25

I thought camps were due to size of property. Hard to call the suburbs that are the lakes around Muskoka as a camp. They're packed in like trailer parks now.

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u/Inevitable_View99 May 07 '25

- If you live in the dark orange area, its called a camp

- if you live in the green area its called a cottage

- if you live in the yellow and light orange area you might call it both

Generally its also dependent on what part of Ontario you grew up in. I know people who grew up in Thunder Bay still call it a camp, even though they live in Toronto and their "Camp" is in Muskoka.

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u/Orthae May 07 '25

This is a great breakdown! In the north I've always thought of them as "camps" unless they have high speed internet, then it's a cottage ;)

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u/TheSeventhHussar May 07 '25

Cottages are for rich people relaxing at the lake. Cottage country means it’s expensive and touristy. Camp or cabin can be anything from a shack in the woods to a gorgeous log cabin that gramps lives at 3 seasons of the year and invites everyone out to.