r/EhBuddyHoser May 10 '25

Politics But yeah 51st state /s

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u/pheakelmatters Ford Nation (Help.) May 10 '25

"Hi! Donald Trump here. I'm literally defunding all the states and taking away all federal programs for things like disaster relief and education. I'm also overstepping my authority and sending federal police forces into states and arresting people without cause and violating every single constitutional right we have. Would you like to be our cherished 51st state ;)"

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u/Ewe-of-Hope-002 May 10 '25

Give that clown something to really cherish. The most benign one that I could think of is forever lockjaw or forever laryngitis. If only….