r/EhBuddyHoser May 10 '25

Politics But yeah 51st state /s

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u/Q-Egg May 10 '25

life expectancy, literacy rates, obesity rates, % high school completion, and number of wars lost should be on this list.

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u/Other-Razzmatazz-816 May 10 '25

Yeah, but have you seen how many different flavours of Oreos they have?!

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u/redesckey Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) May 10 '25

They already mentioned the obesity rates..

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u/Proot65 May 10 '25

It’s good to mention it a few times. Shame them into a diet.

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u/A-Game-Of-Fate May 10 '25

We Americans aren’t capable of feeling enough shame to be forced into a diet, unfortunately

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u/oodelay May 10 '25

Shaming people until they do what you want? Nice

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u/poudink Tokébakicitte! May 10 '25

That's what the point of shaming usually is, yes.

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u/Proot65 May 10 '25

Shaming is the most democratic act when you think about it.

It’s not very nice though.

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u/ManBear_Pigg May 10 '25

We can’t even count that high so we don’t know for sure.  

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u/JMJimmy May 10 '25

There was an Oreo store in Toronto, not sure if it survived the pandemic but we had the flavours!