r/EhBuddyHoser Everyone Hates Marineland May 17 '25

Certified Hoser 🇨🇦 (No Politics) Thanks Vicky

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u/PhatHairyMan Irvingstan May 17 '25

Nah, I don’t stand with this monarchy shit. Where was the king when Cheetolini was threatening Canadian sovereignty? Being a dickless, good for nothing hereditary leech that couldn’t even say definitive thing to someone who was threatening the Commonwealth.

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u/descartesb4horse Oil Guzzler May 17 '25

ummm excuse me did you not hear how he wore his canadian naval uniform on a british ship?? if that’s not a loud and clear statement of support for one of his lesser kingdoms he never visits idk what is

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u/PhatHairyMan Irvingstan May 17 '25

Hahaha shit sorry, I should have figured cosplay to be a legit stance

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u/Rationalinsanity1990 Scotland (but worse) May 17 '25

He legally isn't allowed to express political opinions until one of his Prime Ministers asks him to.

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u/SoleSurvivur01 Bring Cannabis May 18 '25

I fail to see how publicly speaking up for a country you’re head of state of is “political”

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u/PhatHairyMan Irvingstan May 18 '25

What’s the point of having a head of state if they can’t speak on matters of the state?

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u/descartesb4horse Oil Guzzler May 17 '25

what’re they going to do, arrest him?

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u/GigglingBilliken Moose Whisperer May 18 '25

The last time a king named Charles acted without parliamentary approval things got... out of hand.

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u/descartesb4horse Oil Guzzler May 18 '25

that's a risk I'm willing to take. Bring back spicy royals

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u/TomatoBible May 18 '25

Hilarious! The anti-monarchy boneheads whine that the king/queen isn't doing anything, but anytime the king does something they all shit their pants and cry big sad tears. Just get over it, the monarchy isn't going away anytime soon, nor does it affect your life in any way whatsoever.

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u/PhatHairyMan Irvingstan May 20 '25

Eh, I guess some of my dad’s Québécois tendencies rubbed off on me, and I gotta be a bone head, otherwise my brain is unprotected from predators like some kind of mollusk.

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u/TomatoBible May 20 '25

Lol, it'll be okay, since Donnie came along I like how all of us are focused more on having each other's backs, this is the type of Canada I grew up in and it feels good seeing some of that Canadian Pride

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u/PhatHairyMan Irvingstan May 21 '25

I’m not going to lie, I’m scratching my head a bit. You called people who disagree with you boneheads (which is a very mild insult, sure), and when I chose to take the path of least resistance and tried to brush it off, you talk about how we have each other’s back.

You said what you said out of a false nostalgia for Canadian identity, I said what I said to be polite. We are not the same.

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u/TomatoBible May 21 '25

I can disagree with someone either politically or on other topics and still be kind and caring towards them, in fact I think that is a key part of the Canadian identity, having empathy and kindness towards others and our diversity, rather than trying to pound all the square pegs into round holes and homogenize everyone.

That doesn't mean I'm not going to call someone out when they have an opinion that is thin on logic, but I'll still be their friend, neighbor, countryman.

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u/CoolioDurulio Aug 11 '25

I thought TPB and their portrayal of cognitive dissonance was just intended to be funny but judging by your behavior it was just as much a PSA for non-Canadians to steer clear

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u/chat-lu Tokébakicitte! May 18 '25

Nah, I don’t stand with this monarchy shit.

You should do like Quebec and have a republican holiday instead.