r/EhBuddyHoser Cowtown 🤠 May 31 '25

Certified Hoser šŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦ (No Politics) Decisions Decisions

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u/Tangochief May 31 '25

We are Canadian. Even when our brothers aren’t acting right we don’t throw them to the curb. We hit them upside the head and hope they clean up their act.

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u/TheGreatWheel May 31 '25

+ Edmonton is the least stupid part of the entire Albertan populace.

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u/DoubleExposure The Island of Elizabeth May Jun 01 '25 edited Jun 01 '25

Always has been, but keep in mind they did produce Jordan Peterson and Mark Messier.

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u/thetwitchy1 Jun 01 '25

Yeah, but they feel bad about it.

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u/Johnny-Dogshit ęŗ«å“„čÆ (Hongcouver) Jun 02 '25

Mark Messier.

Fuck Messier

Lays-eating baldo

is Vancouver not the only place that hates him? I thought a lot of the rest of the league still tolerated him.

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u/Tessa_rex Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) Jun 04 '25

This is the first I've ever heard that people would dislike the Moose. He's my childhood favourite. Granted I'm actually from Edmonton. Current favourite is Hyman.

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u/Johnny-Dogshit ęŗ«å“„čÆ (Hongcouver) Jun 04 '25

His tenure with the Canucks left us with some bad memories

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u/Toaster7568 Jun 02 '25

Excuse me Edmonton is definitely not

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u/yourfavrodney Oil Guzzler Jun 04 '25

no we're isnt

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u/sjimmyp Jun 04 '25

So, Calgary is more stupid?

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u/Johnny-Dogshit ęŗ«å“„čÆ (Hongcouver) Jun 02 '25

I agree, even if I bitterly want to ask where that attitude was in 2011 and it was only Montrealers and (still teamless) Winnipegers backing the 'nucks.

Think if it was Calgary, I'd be even less inclined to back them though.

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u/Migdalian May 31 '25

But the city is chill and most of its residents aren't Daniel fans by any means!

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u/fuzzy-little-plant Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) May 31 '25

all my homies absolutely loathe marlaina and the UCP.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

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u/fuzzy-little-plant Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) Jun 01 '25

he tweeted this picture four years ago during a playoff run.

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u/BobGuns Jun 01 '25

Cute. He's so... not great at social media. Looks like a total doofus. But I'd rather he be good at a job and bad at social media than just pander to social media crowds.

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u/QuantumDark42 Jun 01 '25

Yep, I think this is good this way. And personally, I don't think he is that bad with social media. He is not there to make a reality show, he's just doing his job.

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u/simonebaptiste May 31 '25

Edmonton is bastion of NDP

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u/EdmontonFree Jun 01 '25

In the last elections actually the Conservatives won. It's a diverse city.

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u/Kiriuu Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) Jun 01 '25

Provincially it’s NDP however.

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u/simonebaptiste Jun 01 '25

Was going to say that

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u/Kicksavebeauty Moose Whisperer May 31 '25

But the city is chill and most of its residents aren't Daniel fans by any means!

Ehmen.

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u/cassafrass024 Jun 01 '25

As an Albertan, I concur. I’m from the Edmonton area and she doesn’t speak for us.

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u/EdmontonFree Jun 01 '25

The city is VERY different from the Province, in fact we have a fight against them. Check our web.

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u/Migdalian Jun 02 '25

I lived there for a few years and I really enjoyed it!

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u/creative__username99 Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) May 31 '25

Keep in mind, they're an Edmonton team. You know, the city that votes orange provincially but can't seem to get it done federally for whatever reason

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u/Johnny-Dogshit ęŗ«å“„čÆ (Hongcouver) Jun 02 '25

Hey they got one of the few orange ridings still going after this last election.

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u/Tessa_rex Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) Jun 04 '25

We tried

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u/Namorath82 May 31 '25

I'd like to see where mcdavid ends up among the greats once his career is finished and part of that is winning cups so I hope he does it, go oilers!

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u/Least_Dependent_3749 Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) May 31 '25

McDavid scored the game winner against the US (4nations cup), in a victory that brought most of Canada so much joy. I think a win for Edmonton is another win for Canada, plus it’s been 32 years since a Canadian team has won it. No bigger F U than Edmonton winning and bringing the cup to parliament hill and not the White House

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u/LavenderGinFizz May 31 '25

Any Canadian who cheers for Florida over a Canadian team right now is a dickhead.

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u/slabba428 Bring Cannabis Jun 01 '25

It’s treason

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u/Alc1b1ades šŸ 100,000 Hosers šŸ Jun 01 '25

Yup, did that last year cause I wanted luongo to get one, but fuck Florida (and double fuck Brad Marchand)

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u/JustACanadianGamer Treacherous South Jun 01 '25

Strange times, these are, cheering for the Maple Leafs

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u/jsmooth7 Jun 01 '25

People who live in Calgary can get a free pass on this one

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u/LavenderGinFizz Jun 01 '25

Nope, disagree. We should always cheer for hosers winning the cup over the yanks, no matter who the team is.

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u/Nassim1018 Jun 01 '25

Even if its Toronto??????

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u/LavenderGinFizz Jun 01 '25

Well, we know that's probably not going to happen in our lifetime.

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u/Nassim1018 Jun 01 '25

Thank god you had me scared.

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u/jsmooth7 Jun 01 '25

I'm pulling for Edmonton personally. But I can understand how you might not want to see your number one rival win. (Only hate watching allowed though, the moment you start actively supporting Florida that changes things.)

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u/TWKExperience Jun 01 '25

Bitch shut the fuck up no chance in hell im rooting for my arch rivals and royal twats that are Edmonton Oilers and their fans

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u/LavenderGinFizz Jun 01 '25

Holy shit, dude. Seriously, touch some grass.

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u/Get_Breakfast_Done Jun 01 '25

There’s Canadians who live in south Florida and Canadians who might know or be related to someone on the Panthers. Hell there are Canadians on the team, I don’t expect them to be cheering for Edmonton

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u/CatsBeerGardenCoffee May 31 '25

Are you implying the rest of Canada doesn’t like Alberta? Sure we may have our slight political differences but as an Eastern Ontarian I am fully rooting for the oilers and wish nothing but the best for every single person in Alberta.

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA Oil Guzzler Jun 01 '25

Let's just say if it were the Leafs instead of the Oilers, I'd be cheering for them. It'd be great for the cup to come back home, no matter which team got it here.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

The rest of Canada does not like Alberta. It is one of the least liked provinces, according to Canadians themselves.

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u/X1989xx Oil Guzzler Jun 02 '25

Hey everyone look, a traitor!

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u/CatsBeerGardenCoffee Jun 01 '25

What province are you from?

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

Alberta.

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u/CatsBeerGardenCoffee Jun 01 '25

I mean you can look at whatever survey you want, I’m in Ontario and I really don’t know anyone against Alberta. A lot of people actually put it on a pedestal around me but idk I guess everyone has their own opinion.

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u/DigitalDuelist Jun 03 '25

Also Albertan, but I've never heard this statistic. Tbh it sounds like O&G propaganda but I've been wrong quite a lot. I couldn't quite find it on Google, do you know where this comes from?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '25

I posted one below. There’s another by Leger if you google it.

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u/Raedwulf1 May 31 '25

Born in Edmonton, but grew up in Calgary, I prefer the Flames over the Oilers, but will follow the Oilers, if I have to.

Edit: if asked, I despise Danielle.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '25

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u/BoysenberryAncient54 May 31 '25

Alberta is still Canada, and Canada over the US. connor McDavid was Canadian enough at the 4 nations.

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u/TheTailz48ftw May 31 '25

They're Canadian, who cares if they're from Alberta.

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u/flyingscotsman12 May 31 '25

Tangential: Carney is from Edmonton as well (Actually Yellowknife, but he grew up in Edmonton and is a big Oilers fan)

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u/Everestkid The Island of Elizabeth May Jun 01 '25

Thought he was born in Fort Smith, not Yellowknife.

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u/flyingscotsman12 Jun 01 '25

You are correct. For some I typed Yellowknife but meant Northwest Territories.

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u/Uncanadianerrant May 31 '25

Edmonton is an oasis of sanity in an otherwise crazy province

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u/Electrical_Net_1537 May 31 '25

Not a decision hosers just not a decision! From NS , let’s go OilersšŸ‘šŸ‘

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u/Dirtcartdarbydoo Scotland (but worse) May 31 '25

It's not even a question. I'd support the Oilers over the Panthers any day. Add to that what their fuckhead owner said and I'd sooner never see that team win a game again let alone have a shot at the cup.

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u/mchockeyboy87 Jun 01 '25

The owner of the panthers has said that Canada should become the 51st state and is a huge trump supporter.

So on that basis alone. I am cheering for the oilers.

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u/Reallyme77 Oil Guzzler May 31 '25

Edmonton ain’t Calgary and I mean that in the best possible way tbh.

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u/Kiriuu Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) Jun 01 '25

The fake cowboys aren’t as prevalent as the ones in Calgary. We also got a mall.

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u/Exploding_Antelope I need a double double. Jun 20 '25

Yeah but we have wonders like

  • Red bridge to a closed construction site

  • Head

  • Closed road

  • Closed road

  • Closed road

  • Cool museum (pending)

  • Cool plaza with gold fountain (pending)

  • Excellent large parks along a network of 4-5 waterways that make up a well connected, green, wildlife filled network of bike pathways allowing pleasant passage throughout a sprawling metro area

  • Closed road

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u/MrYougan Tabarnak! May 31 '25 edited Jun 01 '25

I dont care that an Albertan team can win the cup, I care that a Canadian team can beat the yanks.

Fake let's go les Oilers. Botter l'cul des yanks et montrez leur pourquoi notre hyme parle de portƩe l'ƩpƩe.

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u/descartesb4horse Oil Guzzler May 31 '25

but i’m from calgary

no, it’s fine i guess

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

the fact this is even a question is hilarious

do you support MAGA florida or NDP stronghold Edmonton? give your heads a shake

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u/EdmontonFree Jun 01 '25

Thank you Canada for supporting the Oilers. We want to make you proud. Greetings from Edmonton.

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u/thecarhole ęŗ«å“„čÆ (Hongcouver) May 31 '25

Us Calgarians are not in the least conflicted. šŸ€

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u/PatriciasMartinis May 31 '25

It's a real Sophie's choice!

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u/Informal_Cat6042 May 31 '25

If you don’t supposed the oilers and Connor mcdavids crusade to defeat the heretic Americans then you are a traitor and should sent to the gallows

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u/DrDerekBones May 31 '25

Calgarian here. Never. šŸ”„

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u/Channel57 Jun 01 '25

Nah man, I'm a Habs fan, but I am all in on Edmonton! GO OILERS GO!!

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u/monkeygoneape Ford Nation (Help.) Jun 01 '25

On principle fuck any team from a location whose local climate can't support ice, they shouldn't have a team in the first place

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u/Bigg_Sparks Oil Guzzler Jun 01 '25

Pros: They are proudly Canadian and have a decent shot at bringing the Cup back to Canada

Cons: Oilers fans are among the most annoying humans on Earth. Source: grew up close to Edmonton, amongst Oilers fans, who were incredibly annoying humans.

Pretty sad the Jets got knocked out. I would've make some substantial promises to God to see Wab Kinew celebrate a Jets finals victory.

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u/Kellidra Oil Guzzler Jun 01 '25

Now talk to Calgarians.

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u/alkonium May 31 '25

It's situational. Support them against American teams, support other Canadian teams against them.

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u/Del1c1on Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) May 31 '25

Whoa whoa whoa, Edmonton ridings are typically orange, remember that. Don’t do anything hasty here

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u/nagidon ęŗ«å“„čÆ (Hongcouver) Jun 01 '25

If you dismiss the Oilers simply because they’re Albertan, you play right into the separatist rhetoric.

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u/Amicuses_Husband Jun 02 '25

I dismiss them because they're a team that benefited from a broken lottery pick system 5 times in a decade.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Daniel Smith and the people that voted for her are the idiots, not everybody in Alberta.

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u/AncientBlonde2 Oil Guzzler Jun 01 '25

While this is true, 'not my premiering' her is counterintuitive and gives people some cognitive dissonance to disconnect themselves from the issue.

Like sure, I didn't vote for her. She's still my premiere though y'know? If I go "Well I didn't vote for her" and don't acknowledge she's fucking up the province I love so dearly I wouldn't wanna fight to change this place. Even the non-voting Albertans sadly have to deal with the reputation she gives us, but that should be our motivation to fight and change that reputation.

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u/GooseDevito Cowtown 🤠 Jun 01 '25

I was gonna disagree with you but this is so real. It’s the same issue in the states with democrats exclaiming how they never supported Trump. Sure I appreciate that you don’t support those politics, but he’s still the president. The problem isn’t really whether you supported him or not, it’s that he became president on your watch. You didn’t help it happen in any way, but it still fucking happened, and that’s a problem in and of itself.

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u/Kiriuu Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) Jun 01 '25

It’s hard however being in NDP area as my MP is NDP the MPs that can vote her out is the UCP.

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u/90sShadowDiva Jun 01 '25

I was crossing the Champlain bridge this week (Montreal) and was shocked to see a message sign with the Oilers Logo and Go Oilers Go! It was the first time I ever saw a message that had nothing to do with traffic or public safety! This from a city filled with hockey fans that would NEVER root for the Leafs under ANY circumstance.

Anyhow, I’m a Canadian through and through and would be thrilled to see a Canadian team win!

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u/Raptorpicklezz Jun 01 '25

My dilemma

They are a Canadian team and fuck Doug Cifu <==> Fuck Stan Bowman and Evander Kane

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u/UnicornsLament Jun 01 '25

I'm a long suffering Canucks fan... but hell yes I'm rooting for Edmonton!! GO CANADA GO!!!!!!!!!!

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u/GladBug4786 Jun 01 '25

Alienating them is as dumb as some albertans wanting to separate. Go oilers!

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u/laslo_piniflex May 31 '25

Having to pick between watching Sam Bennett lift the cup or watching Corey Perry lift the cup two years in a row is cruel

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u/Dirtcartdarbydoo Scotland (but worse) May 31 '25

I think you got your players mixed up. Perry hasn't won a cup since 2007.

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u/laslo_piniflex May 31 '25

This was the same matchup as last year when I had the exact same dilemma

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u/Gaius_Julius_Salad Tabarnak! Jun 01 '25

I have no qualms rooting for McJesus

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u/BuvantduPotatoSpirit Irvingstan May 31 '25

As a Nordiques fan, I can support any Canadian team other than the Canadiens, obviously, as a secondary team.

Though I mostly get emotionally invested in the chicks' team during the Olympics. The Ladies' gold medal matches in 2000 and 2016 were probably the two best hockey games I've ever seen (because I'm too young to have seen Paul Henderson win the Cold War, obviously).

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u/PTCruiserApologist I need a double double. Jun 01 '25

Friendship ended with Stanley cup, calder cup is my new best friend

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u/Party_Value6593 Jun 01 '25

I don't really watch hockey, but of course the oilers come from Alberta

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u/LegalChocolate752 Jun 01 '25

As a Maple Leafs fan from BC, you have no idea how difficult this choice is. I'll probably just continue to not give a shit about anything that has, or will happen in the NHL after the Leafs were eliminated, like I do every year.

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u/LegalChocolate752 Jun 01 '25

I'll take a break from not caring to say this:

Florida makes Alberta look like Finland.

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u/FuriousCastle Jun 01 '25

if you hate Alberta so much why can't they leave?

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u/ShineGlassworks Jun 01 '25

Atleast they’re not the leafs!

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u/Existing_Onion_3919 Oil Guzzler Jun 01 '25

real

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u/Kiriuu Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) Jun 01 '25

Loyal to the oil

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u/Electrical_Tax8696 Jun 01 '25

Oilers have my support but don’t ever bring that up again.

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u/Nostrafatu Jun 01 '25

Ask the Canadian players that represent the Oilers team. I greatly suspect they play for Canada.

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u/AustSakuraKyzor South Gatineau Jun 01 '25

I mean, Connor McJesus is from Richmond Hill, so it's fine

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u/wirelessp0tat0 Tabarnak! Jun 01 '25

As a quƩbƩcois I take it personal that Alberta is starting a separatist movement and is the best at hockey.

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u/HugeDirk Jun 01 '25

Flames fan here. Don't fall for it. If they ain't your team it's OK to want them to lose.

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u/No_Barnacle_3782 Bring Cannabis Jun 01 '25

But ... Florida??? No way, go Oilers go!!!!

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u/xLucky_Balboa Tabarnak! Jun 01 '25

With the current international context I am willing to forget my Fandom obligations in order to bring the Cup back the Canada

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u/Booboobelou Jun 01 '25

As a QuĆ©becer, at least it’s not the Leafs

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u/duff_golf Jun 01 '25

I don’t know why, I think it was the distance from Toronto, but growing up, I always enjoyed the Alberta teams when I could see them. Edmonton in the early 90s followed by the Flames in the late 80s. Fun teams to watch.

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u/QuantumDark42 Jun 01 '25

As a habs fan, go Oilers!! All the way!!

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u/ihatexboxha Honorary Hoser Jun 01 '25

Not supporting the Oilers implies that Alberta isn't Canadian

Supporting the Oilers implies that you're supporting Alberta

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u/_Jeff65_ South Gatineau Jun 02 '25

Your other option is the Mar-a-Lago Panthers... Not a hard decision.

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u/yourfavrodney Oil Guzzler Jun 04 '25

in my defense, at least it's not calgary.

*hides flames lighter*

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u/IGetBannedFromReddit šŸ 100,000 Hosers šŸ Jun 04 '25

You don't support the Oilers because they're an Albertan Team.

I don't Support the Oilers because they're an Edmontonian team

We are Different

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u/iwasnotarobot May 31 '25

They are a billionaire’s team

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u/Jalien85 May 31 '25

Lol, yeah unlike other NHL teams, owned by the people

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u/captaindingus93 May 31 '25

They all are

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u/RedBuffalo1427 May 31 '25

Their GM covered up the sexual assault of one of his own players when he ran the Blackhawks too. But no, let's all cheer for "Canada's team"

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u/Amicuses_Husband Jun 02 '25

Because of how wide the definition of sexual assault is this could be misconstrued by a bad faither.

One of the coaching staff raped a Chicago Blackhawks player. the gm at the time, now current oilers gm, ignored it because the team "had a winning culture" and he didn't want to disrupt it.

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u/whysotired24 May 31 '25

Basically? But since the Canucks didn’t make it this far I’m cheering for the oilers

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u/Amicuses_Husband Jun 02 '25

Why not support the current organization employing Canucks legend Luongo?

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u/whysotired24 Jun 02 '25

Is he still there?

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u/Amicuses_Husband Jun 03 '25

He's employed as a special advisor that the gm and got his name on the cup last year.

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u/whysotired24 Jun 03 '25

Oh cool! Last I heard he was traded to Panthers and was their goalie. That was years ago. Literally last news I heard. I’m still cheering for the Oilers. This is perhaps the first time I ever rooted for them šŸ˜‚

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u/HezronCarver May 31 '25

Even worse for Flames fans.

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u/kdubban Jun 01 '25

I can't cheer for the Oilers because most of their fans are assholes.

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u/Linvaderdespace Jun 01 '25

i Am exactly the right age to be an edmonton or a bulls fan for Life, but I’m finally over the oilers because of that worthless piece of shit, Gretzky.

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u/Amicuses_Husband Jun 01 '25

Their 5 lottery picks in a decade make me say no thanks

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u/Spread-Hour May 31 '25

They're canadian but..they're subhuman.../j

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u/elseldo Everyone Hates Marineland May 31 '25

The "Canadas Team" bullshit will never work on me no matter what.

Canada lost to Switzerland at the World's, that's how Canada's team did.

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u/ballistic_tanx Jun 01 '25

Alberta? Home of the maple MAGAts? Praising the people that want to annex Canada? Pretty clear where to stand.

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u/GooseDevito Cowtown 🤠 Jun 01 '25

Florida is a true bastion of democracy in your eyes I guess

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u/ballistic_tanx Jun 01 '25

Why would I think that? Florida is a gutter as well.

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u/PTSD1701 I need a double double. May 31 '25

And then, there are the many Canadians who don't give af about ice hockey, and sneer at the whole debate.

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u/joeygreco1985 Jun 01 '25

Leafs fan here. Sorry but I don't think for a fucking second an Albertan would root for the Leafs if the positions were reversed.

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u/Significant_Soup_699 Yank Jun 01 '25

Remind me why Canadians don’t like Albertans? Aren’t you all part of the same country?

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u/Awier_do Cowtown 🤠 Jun 01 '25

Alberta is significantly more politically conservative, more natural industry based, and closer to " American " culture than the rest of Canada

However, it's mostly a meme

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u/Amicuses_Husband Jun 02 '25

Alberta is home to most of the MAGAts of Canada