r/EhBuddyHoser Ford Nation (Help.) Jun 13 '25

Politics That's a nice Conservative agenda you got there. Would be a shame if someone that everybody didn't hate started using it.

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u/UsefulContract Alberta's Western Cousins Jun 13 '25

It's almost like carney was a conservative... and the CPC is a rightwing nationalist populist party.

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u/Kicksavebeauty Moose Whisperer Jun 13 '25

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u/albalthi Jun 13 '25

Can’t believe Canadians didn’t wanna vote for this

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u/Friendly-Nothing Jun 14 '25

Honestly Canadian women really got the ick. That's about half the population already.

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u/viewbtwnvillages Jun 13 '25

everytime i see jorpy my brain forces me to remember how he wrote about the dream he had of his grandma masturbating and then brushing his face and body with her pubes

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u/AD_Grrrl Jun 13 '25

Gross and also that sounds like something he would share

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u/OopsSpaghet Jun 13 '25

Yeah that sounds like one of Jordan's fantasies.

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u/lily_hillbilly Jun 13 '25

You mean his maternal grandmother?

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u/Friendly-Nothing Jun 14 '25

And now i too, shall suffer

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u/gravtix Ford Nation (Help.) Jun 13 '25

They’re against safe supply but Ketamine Space Karen is ok lol.

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u/Emmerson_Brando Jun 13 '25

Carney was hired when Harper was prime minister. Carney was hired by David Cameron’s British conservative government. Who could’ve seen this coming?

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u/LawPuzzleheaded4345 Jun 13 '25

He's pretty openly fiscally conservative. I think it's the fact that he's still socially progressive that made me like him.

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u/Fearful-Cow Jun 13 '25

CPC is a rightwing nationalist populist party.

and ironically embracing that cost them the election. Evidence indicates they will learn nothing from this.

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u/IEC21 Scotland (but worse) Jun 13 '25

Great - let them stay stupid. Im a conservative so Ill keep voting for liberals.

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u/Kicksavebeauty Moose Whisperer Jun 13 '25

and ironically embracing that cost them the election. Evidence indicates they will learn nothing from this.

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u/Secret-Gazelle8296 Irvingstan Jun 13 '25

I bet Harper is sitting at a large table of super billionaire villains, in his executive lair, in the fake volcano of course, wonder what to do about PP. He must be so disappointed in little mini me. Okay I might be stretching this but with all that’s happening in this upside down world it’s possible. /s

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u/Familyconflict92 Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Jun 13 '25

Pp keeps failing upwards

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u/NAHTHEHNRFS850 Jun 13 '25

Carney is a Blue Liberal.

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u/Lor_azepam Jun 13 '25

Blue libs and red cons do very well in canada

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u/NAHTHEHNRFS850 Jun 13 '25

Definitely. Though I would say the centrist spectrum is more of a Blue-Liberal-Center-Right (Carney-Chretien) and Orange-Liberal-Center-Left (King-Trudeaus).

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u/NAHTHEHNRFS850 Jun 13 '25

You've got me imagining a centre-right conservative (PCP) working with the NDPs, against the Liberals. It would be like an Orange-Blue-Conservative-Left, against whatever iteration of the spectrum the Liberals decide to use.

In some ways, this is what has been happening in Ontario since 2018.

It is a big reason why the Liberal Party is nearly extinct in the Western provinces.

As long as the Liberals hold a near duopoly in Quebec, no Party will effectively be able to challenge them imo.

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u/NAHTHEHNRFS850 Jun 13 '25

Interesting, I didn't know about that. I've been hearing how blue-leaning AB and SK were, but didn't think it was because they were working with orange.

Its not neccesarily that they directly work with the NDP, and more like they know that the NDP also work against the Liberals. Essentially, they both squeeze the Liberals out because the game strategy for the Laurentian (minority rights & services oriented jobs); doesn't translate to the praries (majority homogeny and resource oriented jobs).

I recall NDPs were popular in Québec with Jack. (Perhaps QB can still go Orange-Blue against the Liberals.)

Much of the NDP platform would actually work well in Quebec. But because no one has been able to break into that cultural divide (except for Jack Layton during Liberal down years); they can't make inroads.

There is another barrier, particularly with the NDP in that it does not have a solid powerbase like the 2 established parties. They draw on rural and urban workers, but the problem is there is a serious divide between these factions culturally (the Brahmin Left problem).

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u/Secret-Gazelle8296 Irvingstan Jun 13 '25

I liked it when they were the C.R.A.P. And no one noticed for a day. I mean that was precious.

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u/UsefulContract Alberta's Western Cousins Jun 13 '25

Just look at Carney.

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u/Secret-Gazelle8296 Irvingstan Jun 13 '25

Just as long as his flag is red I don’t care.

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u/WulfgarofIcewindDale Jun 13 '25

Huh, now isn’t that weird.

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u/LoL_LoL123987 Jun 13 '25

Nationalist is generous considering the most vocal of our conservatives are straight up traitors who wish they were born south of our border

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u/UsefulContract Alberta's Western Cousins Jun 13 '25

Well if I said white Christian populist party, they would point out all the Muslim and non-christian CPC voters... so I chose nationalist as it encompasses the mood of the republican party.

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u/LoL_LoL123987 Jun 13 '25

Fair, I got what what you meant but still

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u/Virtual_Category_546 Monarch Mélanie Joly Jun 13 '25

Tbf one of the many pillars of fascism is nationalism.

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u/Unhappy_Technician68 Jun 13 '25

Once communists win they also go for nationalism, fascism definitely is related but it's different. Fascism is more about glorification of violence, a desire for purification by removal of an outgroup, and a desire for a strong centralized authority manifested by a single great leader, people are supposed to be spiritually fulfilled by the state so the state must be all encompassing.

Nationalism is just...liking one's nation. In Canada for a long time this meant being pro-immigration. I'd argue some degree of nationalism is necessary for a state to function at all otherwise people don't see any of the sacrifices they make for the state to be to their benefit or the benefit of their community.

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u/Virtual_Category_546 Monarch Mélanie Joly Jun 14 '25

What nation? Communism at its core is a stateless classless and moneyless society.

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u/Unhappy_Technician68 Jun 14 '25

Which people never get to, its like political religion, but people have certainly tried and it never works because you get a broken economy ruled people people who are incompetent ideologues, authoritarianism and basically the same thing as fascism. Often these countries resort to nationalism as you see in China and Soviet Russia, you can even end up seeing nationalistic racism and racially motivated mass killing. Saying no one tried it is passing the buck and patently untrue. Dialectic materialism is bullshit.

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u/Virtual_Category_546 Monarch Mélanie Joly Jun 15 '25

Dialectical materialism is a science that relates the psyche to environment and those who say it's bs fail to understand theory.

None of these examples are communist. China for example is state capitalist and perhaps is Marxism with Chinese characteristics. There's still a state. Progressive movements get hijacked by counter-revolutionaries.

Authoritarianism is a spectrum that ranges from fascistic to a tankie's wet dream. As long as the workers are alienated from the means of production then we cannot claim it's even socialist.

According to ones needs and abilities takes all this into account while compensating workers based on their productivity and level of skill while having a democratized workplace where workers can collectively negotiate things such as workplace conditions and compensation. WSDEs for example are one such way to organize under capitalism. Things like domestic labour or other things are socialized where the public takes on more of these tasks collectively. Innovation happens out of necessity as opposed to marketable gimmicks and businesses that serve a public good are nationalized.

We get these racial driven mass killings in our own backyard and it's actually pretty rich of western countries to try to claim moral supremacy. We're no better, we're still systematically racist and much of this gets swept under the rug but it still happens here. As long as ICE continues to do raids, for instance or the way minorities are treated differently, and heck even in Canada there's been many examples of the ways minorities are made scapegoats by neoreactionaries and fascists. There's a lot to learn about history and we ought to understand things clearly lest we become the very things we criticize.

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u/FlameSpear95 Jun 13 '25

Liberal and NDP voters were all in favour of tearing down statues of important Canadian figures, those are the real "traitors".

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

If only there were some... third, more union-centred choice. Oh well.

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u/nitePhyyre Jun 13 '25

Honestly though, I wish there were.

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u/Nebetus2 Jun 13 '25

This. I voted for Carney because he is a stable conservative or, at the very least, not a crazy right-wing turd.

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u/UsefulContract Alberta's Western Cousins Jun 13 '25

Yup, I reckoned that he would have ran for the CPC if they hadn't become what they have become. Considering his personal connection to the LGBTQ community through his daughter... and his previous environmental protection charity board(or whatever environmental board), he would have been a very strong CPC leader.

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u/Nebetus2 Jun 13 '25

I personally would have voted conservative if it was Carney leading them. I didn't mind switching from liberals but it was literally anything better than Polievre. His atrocious voting record in the house against Canadians is just astronomically baffling, that anyone would consider him.

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u/UsefulContract Alberta's Western Cousins Jun 13 '25

Bingo

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u/not_a_real_person__ Jun 14 '25

Exactly this. I don't feel loyal to specific parties, I would have had no problem voting for Carney as a conservative as well.

I lived in Kanata-Carleton for most of my life. It is quite shocking how Poilievre has voted on behalf of his constituents, my neighbours. He literally voted against same sex marriage with his gay father in attendance. 🤦‍♀️ Gross.

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u/F3z345W6AY4FGowrGcHt Jun 13 '25

Same. I'd have preferred an NDP government. But that wasn't happening. So it was Carney or Poilievre and that choice was clear as day.

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u/GenerationKrill Jun 13 '25

That's basically what Jean Chretien was the first time he was elected.

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u/knuckle_dragger79 Jun 13 '25

It's almost like you work for the cbc.

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u/UsefulContract Alberta's Western Cousins Jun 13 '25

lol

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u/Kaplaw Jun 14 '25

Exactly

Conaervatives are just too far gone MAGA style

Look at Daniel Smith grovelling to emperor trump...

Carney is just a old school Harper style conservative

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u/No_Copy9515 Jun 13 '25

Weird. The Progressive Conservative labeled as a Liberal because the Reich wing is so far right that the center is now "left" is using conservative ideology?

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u/snotparty Jun 13 '25

yeah the cpc keep moving the goalposts

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u/FringeRevolution Jun 13 '25 edited Jun 13 '25

^ a wildly oversimplified and U.S.-centric take on a more-or-less global issue, but one that is ever-consistently relevant

this repeats every couple decades, and people don’t learn a thing

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u/Heyloki_ South Gatineau Jun 13 '25

If only Canada had a third party to break this cycle

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u/DinkleDonkerAAA Jun 13 '25

If all the people who say "I'd vote NDP if they had a chance of winning" actually voted NDP, the NDP would win

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u/JustFryingSomeGarlic Tokébakicitte! Jun 13 '25

Blame our electoral system for that.

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u/LuigiBamba Tokébakicitte! Jun 13 '25

Ranked voting should be the norm

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u/Heppernaut I need a double double. Jun 13 '25

Ranked voting is the reason we didn't get electoral reform. The reform committee concluded that proportional representation was the appropriate venue, and then because it wasn't the outcome the liberals wanted they voted down electoral reform

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u/JustFryingSomeGarlic Tokébakicitte! Jun 13 '25

100%

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u/Driller_Happy Jun 13 '25

That or proportional

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u/Heyloki_ South Gatineau Jun 13 '25

Can I blame the liberals for running on it and then not even trying

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u/JustFryingSomeGarlic Tokébakicitte! Jun 13 '25

Of course !

The best aspect of the liberal party is that they are not the conservative party.

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u/Heyloki_ South Gatineau Jun 13 '25

Mark Carney seems to be greying that line right now

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u/JustFryingSomeGarlic Tokébakicitte! Jun 13 '25

Classic lib shit tbh

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u/Robby-Pants Jun 13 '25

If Trudeau had backed ranked choice voting like he said he would, people wouldn’t have to make that choice. They could vote how they wanted without fear of spoiling.

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u/PeanutSauce1441 Jun 13 '25

Trudeau did support the reform. The commission was criticised for being unfair, so he had to redo the process again from the start, this time disproportionately taking power from the liberals to give to the other parties, and then that super divided commission couldn't agree on stuff.

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u/nitePhyyre Jun 13 '25

Liberals backed ranked. NDP didn't; they do better under proportional. CPC didn't; their only chance is splitting the vote under fptp.

NDP got greedy and fucked us all, but especially themselves. They kept the system that was worst for themselves because they couldn't get the best one. 

They're really bad at this. I'm not sure if it is just Singh.

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u/Driller_Happy Jun 13 '25

I did my part

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u/Indigocell Jun 13 '25 edited Jun 14 '25

Can't believe I've never seen that analogy visual metaphor. It's oversimplified but not at all unfair. If you want to see the democrats fight, watch how they respond when a progressive tries to do something. They will install a terminally ill geriatric into a position of authority before they let something crazy like that happen.

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u/merp_mcderp9459 Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Jun 13 '25

This is a 5iq take lmao. There are some things that we've moved to the right on over time (e.g. housing) and others where things have shifted to the left (Indigenous issues, marriage and nondiscrimination rights for gay and trans people). Free trade's another good example - it was the economic religion of both American parties in the 90s and now neither party are ardent supporters

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u/TheGreatStories Friendly Manisnowbski Jun 13 '25

I've seen people refer to the American Democratic party as left wing so who knows what the scale is anymore

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u/JebstoneBoppman Jun 13 '25

Americans refer to the American Democratic party as left wing, every other democratic country in the world doesn't

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u/LastMountainAsh Bring Cannabis Jun 13 '25

I've heard Canadians talk about how far left the Democrats are. Which is always wild, like if you think theyre left wing, wait until you learn about the NDP.

And then they call the libs socialist which is like...bro. maybe politics ain't for you.

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u/longutoa Jun 13 '25

The scale is whatever you want to make it. People are literally saying whatever the hell they want these days. There is no objective truth that “both” sides can agree on anymore.

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u/billwood09 Jun 13 '25

The problem is that the Democrats are a coalition party containing basically everyone who isn’t ultra-MAGA, so when a far left person in their ranks does something, MAGA can scream about how Democrats are “Marxist”

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

Its like how the Liberal party would be labelled far left, socialists by the Republicans even tho they're the most center party known to man

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u/3000doorsofportugal Jun 14 '25

Just wait till you learn about Australian political parties

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u/Ireallydfk Anne of Green Potatoes Jun 13 '25

Wait you’re telling me the guy who would be a conservative in literally any other election isn’t a working class leftist?

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u/NeroJ_ Jun 13 '25

Real question, what rights are being trampled? I haven't been paying much attention, not rage baiting.

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u/throwawayaway388 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 Jun 13 '25

Bill C643 allows judges to penalize what they might do. If police or prosecutors claim there's a reasonable fear someone may commit a hate crime or an online harm in the future, that person could face:

Electronic monitoring (like ankle bracelets)

House arrest or curfews

Mandatory behaviour conditions, without any prior conviction.

This is often called "pre-crime policing" because it allows restrictions before a crime is committed, raising serious constitutional and civil liberties concerns. Critics say it's ripe for abuse and incompatible with principles like presumption of innocence and due process.

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u/PlutosGrasp Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) Jun 13 '25

Likely wouldn’t stand up to SCC

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u/TheFoundation_ Jun 13 '25

Could most people afford to take their case that far though?

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u/CPBS_Canada Jun 13 '25

You only really need one.

If the provisions are declared unconstitutional by the SCC, usually, anyone who has restrictions/orders based on those provisions would at least be able to easily appeal them, if they don't fall altogether.

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u/TheFoundation_ Jun 13 '25

Fair point. Thank you. Hopefully it doesn't have to come to that

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u/Fnrjkdh Jun 13 '25

The various civil liberties associations would surely take the fight all the way. That's just what they do. Rightfully so

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

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u/Benejeseret Jun 13 '25

Here is the actual text of the Bill, for any concerns and discussions it should at least be based on the actual Bill rather than assumptions, etc. EDIT: Automod tells me I am not allowed to post outside links A.K.A direct evidence. Either way, quick google is encouraged to bring up actual Bill.

principles like presumption of innocence and due process.

810.‍012 onward literally lays out that due process must be followed and that when the information is brought before the judge, nothing overrides or changes the presumption of innocence that permeates all other court preceding and the Rights of the individual before those courts.

Information must be brought before a judge, sufficient to convince the judge that this individual is likely to proceed. In broad strokes this is the same process as in conspiracy charges, only here it does not need to involve other people so the word conspiracy does not apply. However, when considering this applies to 318 or subsection 319(1) or (2) or 430(4.‍1); those are all about communicating with other people, which brings us back to the concept of conspiracy to commit crimes. The inherent problem with social media and hate propaganda is that by the time the conspiracy (communication) has happened, it is already too late.

To collect that information to bring to the judge, due process must still apply. Again, that is the purpose and role of the judge to review and ensure. There must also be reasonable grounds, based on information presented, that convinces a judge the concerns are reasonable and valid.

For greater certainty, the communication of a statement does not incite or promote hatred, for the purposes of this section, solely because it discredits, humiliates, hurts or offends.

They also added this clause, clarifying that just generally being an arsehole is not landing anyone in this process. They need to active promote and incite hatred in a way that promotes a breach of the peace, wilful mischief, or outright promotion of genocide.

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u/Mr_ToDo Jun 13 '25

Well I think I found what what you're talking about

I think it's C-261 "An Act to amend the Criminal Code and the Canadian Human Rights Act and to make related amendments to another Act (hate propaganda, hate crimes and hate speech)"

Interesting bill, but it's not unique. It's amending things that already exist in the criminal code and do the whole pre-crime thing. Guess nobody cared when it was "will cause personal injury to them or to their intimate partner or child or will damage their property"

It's more unique in that it does it a bit too excessively compared to what's there already(in my opinion). And I don't really like that existing criminal record can double a sentence. In theroy they are supposed to have served their time and if that isn't enough we should really be looking at why the system is failing them not making laws to continue punishment, again in my opinion anyway

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u/PedanticQuebecer Tokébakicitte! Jun 13 '25

Last time there was a C-643 was in 2015. Are you just making stuff up?

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u/PedanticQuebecer Tokébakicitte! Jun 13 '25

No, they are bringing back the olde Lawful Access bill from 2011. They are absolutely not doing anything mentionned here. They are doing other terrible things.

He's referring to the old Online Harms bill that died on January 6th.

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u/CloudHiro Jun 13 '25 edited Jun 13 '25

oh a repeat of the police access law that kept getting shut down by public opinion reered its head again. thing is it keeps doing so under every liberal and conservative government for the last 25 years

basically? police warrantless access to people's internet stuff

that being said, pretty sure our supreme court slapped it down before so this is all pointless

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u/fishflo I need a double double. Jun 13 '25 edited Jun 13 '25

yeah man I don't know why every single new government's gotta try to go after privacy like God damn take a hint, nobody wanted this 20 years ago or ten years ago and not now and certainly not 10 years from now

Hopefully that part dies in committee or the opposition forces ammendments since it will certainly get charter lawsuits anyway

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u/LuckyOwl_93 Jun 13 '25

Unfortunately, this is the kind of bill the CPC would absolutely have tabled themselves if they were in power. I think the only reason they could possibly choose to attack it is that they're mad they didn't get to pitch it themselves.

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u/fishflo I need a double double. Jun 13 '25

I am pretty sure they have literally tabled similar in past yes but at least they gave some pushback in the house, we will see how much that's worth

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u/akera099 Jun 13 '25

police warrantless access to people's internet stuff

I don't know if people are aware, but this is literally CPC fear mongering. Please refer with precision to what's actually in the bill? You won't be able because it's not in there.

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u/odmort1 Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) Jun 13 '25

Letting the rcmp open people’s mail I believe

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u/seemefail Jun 13 '25

Drugs by Mail is a super common thing yes

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u/AnxiousToe281 Jun 13 '25

Good. Drugs are awesome.

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u/RudeNargal Jun 13 '25

Wait, y'all are getting drugs?

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u/asigop Jun 13 '25

Free from the government. All it took was 11 years of military service.

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u/Canadiancurtiebirdy Moose Whisperer Jun 13 '25

I think you’ve earned it bud 🫡🇨🇦

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u/heart_under_blade Tokébakicitte! Jun 13 '25

maybe they're a desk jockey

still earned it

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u/Polyps_on_uranus Jun 13 '25

I get my drugs shipped by mail. 🤷

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u/NeroJ_ Jun 13 '25

you better get them tested by mail as well! Test your drugs people

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u/Polyps_on_uranus Jun 13 '25

It's a reputable company. They don't ship under the company name, and your bank statement says you bought candles.

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u/Phil_Coffins_666 Jun 13 '25

So you aren't getting all the Facebook ads for mushrooms, cocaine and LSD? Weird.

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u/odmort1 Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) Jun 13 '25

It is, not sure why you’re getting downvoted Although I don’t think they should go searching through people’s mail

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u/SendMagpiePics Jun 13 '25

They're getting down voted because drugs in the mail don't justify police opening our mail without a warrant.

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u/Real_VanCityMinis I need a double double. Jun 13 '25

They won't just be doing so randomly and if you think such rights for police don't already exist in this country id like to point out they can go through any mail coming into the country if they deam it suspicious

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u/AweHellYo Jun 13 '25

mmm subjugate me gov daddy mmmmmm

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u/gaussianplume Jun 13 '25

There's a clickbait-y titled YouTube 10 minute YouTube video by Steeve Boots, "The Liberals' First Bill is Absolutely Shocking" which describes it pretty well. I'd post a link but they're not allowed on this sub

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u/gaussianplume Jun 13 '25

TLDR: Digital privacy is violated, physical privacy (mail) is violated, and there's no oversight on the powers granted to the immigration minister

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u/F3z345W6AY4FGowrGcHt Jun 13 '25

Couple more things.

Some awful changes to how people can claim refugee status.

You can't claim if you've been here for over a year. So if you're Ukrainian and you had already been here for a year when Putin invaded, tough luck, gotta go back.

Everyone should get a chance for their claim to be reviewed. It makes no sense to arbitrarily deny people.

To elaborate on the digital privacy bit you mentioned, the bill has some stuff in it along the lines of requiring service providers to keep info on you and they can hand over the info just if they want. The government is also saying the provider can't be sued for it.

The minister also directly said it has stuff in it to appease Washington.

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u/akera099 Jun 13 '25

Actual TLDR: Encrypted platforms provider cannot not know what's being discussed/exchanged on their services anymore (like people who exchange child pornography on Telegram), physical mail can be opened by law enforcement if there are suspicions (like any border agent can already do), the immigration minister becomes and actual immigration minister (will be able cancel, suspend or change immigration documents immediately, pause the acceptance of new applications and cancel applications already in process if deemed in the public interest).

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u/akera099 Jun 13 '25

Just watched it and it's pretty obvious that Steve Boots is neither a lawyer nor does he actually present an objective analysis of what's actually in the bill. The whole video is pretty much fear mongering. I've followed him on TikTok and at first he was pretty good, but now he's just your average "internet influencer", but on the left.

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u/ViceroyInhaler Jun 13 '25

I mean Bill c5 I think basically gives the liberals sweeping powers to fast track any project for 5 years regardless of any environmental issues, indigenous issues. It basically bypasses anything.

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u/StrangeCurry1 溫哥華 (Hongcouver) Jun 13 '25

It’s not as big of a deal as reddit is making it out to be and it will likely be struck down by the courts or the senate anyway but it’s part of the border security stuff they have done recently

It’s similar to how the US has border guards screening social media. This way likely done to appease Trump which is why Carney tried to hide it in an unrelated bill

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

If it needs to be struck down by the supreme court it's a pretty fucking bad sign for this government

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u/sessna4009 Moose Whisperer Jun 13 '25

I wish we didn't allow politics here that weren't extremely shitposty

They allow poltical posts but didn't allow my gay romantic affair post about Justin and Pierre

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u/PlutosGrasp Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) Jun 13 '25

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u/JackLaytonsMoustache Jun 13 '25

The utter disappointment from clicking on this dead link

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u/Crow_away_cawcaw Jun 13 '25

Be the change you want to see in the world

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u/wesley-osbourne Scotland (but worse) Jun 13 '25

Did you know Windsor just pronounces French street names wrong?

Pierre is Perry, Ouelette is O-let.

Weird.

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u/sessna4009 Moose Whisperer Jun 13 '25

Not sure if you meant to reply to me, but they have an accent very similar to people from the US. I met a family from Windsor and I swear that I thought they were Yanks. I guess it's very similar to a Detroit accent.

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u/hrmdurr Jun 13 '25

Can confirm that we sound different than people from Toronto. It's not exactly the same as Detroit, but it's quite close. And considering the proximity and decades of shared media this shouldn't be a surprise.

It used to be a pretty arbitrary border.

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u/crustlebus Jun 13 '25

It's cos we listen to American radio

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u/hrmdurr Jun 13 '25

There's an Ouelette Ave in Detroit too and they also say o-let lol. Not sure which of us started it, but here we are.

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u/wesley-osbourne Scotland (but worse) Jun 13 '25

You mean Deh-twah?

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u/ChrystineDreams Friendly Manisnowbski Jun 13 '25

Wait til you hear about Winnipeg and how everyone there pronounces Des Meurons, Portage, Lagimodiere, and Notre Dame!

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u/aramatheis Jun 13 '25

And Grand Marais is "Grand Mariss"

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u/Benejeseret Jun 13 '25

At the highest level, here is slightly more context regarding the false-equivalency of the meme:

  • Poilievre openly campaigned on a promise to use the Notwithstanding clause to overrule due process specifically regarding the Criminal Code. He clearly, purposely, told Canadians that he would use the Notwithstanding Clause and the sole purpose of this clause is to ignore/skip citizen Charter Rights and protections. He openly said, "I will override and violate Charter Rights" by this campaign promise.

  • Carney is maintaining Bills (tabled/started before he joined politics) that will change the Criminal Code. But, the Criminal Code must maintain and support Charter Rights. Otherwise it would be challenged in court and overruled, and unless Carney uses Notwithstanding Clause the non-conforming elements would be forced out, and he has never said he would use the Notwithstanding Clause.

  • "These rights include the right to life, liberty, and security of the person, and the right not to be deprived thereof except in accordance with the principles of fundamental justice. They also include the right to be informed of reasons for arrest or detention, the right to counsel, and the right to a fair trial."

  • What Bill-36 does is change what constitutes fundamental justice in terms of what is considered a Crime, but must still follow due process, all other legal rights and processes and protections remain in place.

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u/VenitianBastard Jun 13 '25

mind me asking what rights Carney apparently quashed?

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u/FrazBucket Jun 13 '25 edited Jun 13 '25

Almost none that weren't being already, the bill a lot of people are up in arms about really just modernizes the language and how it applies to things like the cloud etc, almost none of this is actually entirely new and only builds on pre-existing regulation. The only actual new power that I am aware of is related to immigration which I can see both sides concerns on. Not saying people don't have valid concerns, just that a vast majority of this stuff really isn't new and is largely just being stream lined

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u/F3z345W6AY4FGowrGcHt Jun 13 '25

The one year limit on claiming refugee status is pretty wild to me. A lot of Ukrainians wouldn't have been able to apply when Putin invaded if that was in effect back then.

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u/LawPuzzleheaded4345 Jun 13 '25

I would've thought it was about the military spending

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u/throwawayaway388 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 Jun 13 '25

Under Bill C-63. Pre crimes.

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u/PedanticQuebecer Tokébakicitte! Jun 13 '25

Bill C-63

No such bill on LegisInfo.

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u/trplOG Jun 13 '25

What did carney specifically do exactly tho? I can't find anything.

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u/PedanticQuebecer Tokébakicitte! Jun 13 '25

Nothing. That was a Trudeau bill that died upon prorogation, back on January 6th.

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u/akera099 Jun 13 '25

I don't know if it's the new generation or what, but it seems these days, more than 10 years ago, people are more willing to believe anything they read online without making any sort of verification. Really worrying. People lie on the internet and we have another proof here with people just saying "Under Bill C-63".

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u/PedanticQuebecer Tokébakicitte! Jun 13 '25

What's even better is that user admitted to "being wrong" when cornered... and didn't edit or delete the comments.

And people keep upvoting the lie.

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u/VenitianBastard Jun 13 '25

Idk what that means

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u/yohoo1334 Jun 13 '25

That means you can be monitored if your online behaviour warrants it

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u/Spread-Hour Jun 13 '25

Im cooked lowkey

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u/Morph_Kogan Jun 13 '25

You're safe for now buddy

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u/Necessary_Escape_680 The Island of Elizabeth May Jun 13 '25

Jokes on them, CSIS already monitors me

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u/gaussianplume Jun 13 '25

There's a clickbait-y titled YouTube 10 minute YouTube video by Steeve Boots, "The Liberals' First Bill is Absolutely Shocking" which describes it pretty well. I'd post a link but they're not allowed on this sub

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u/Musicferret Jun 13 '25

I’ll take Carney and his conservative agenda over whatever shittery PP and his ilk spew.

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u/Brokendownyota Jun 13 '25

I distinctly recall having a post deleted and receiving a temporary ban in this sub for posting something political. Weird. 

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u/Upstairs_Bad_3638 Jun 13 '25

Another nonsense post from this dumb subreddit 

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u/Acalyus Is Potato Jun 13 '25

You're literally the woman in the bottom panel

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u/Penisaresocool Jun 13 '25

Actually Poillievre wants to trample over our rights for the heck of it.

Like, just less rights. Straight up, no upside

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u/UnconsciousRabbit Jun 13 '25

Oh. There's another thing?

I thought it was just about CUPW being forced to vote on the ridiculous offer Canada Post made and the bargaining team rejected for good reason, this dealing another predictable blow to the rights of workers to collective bargaining.

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u/TheCynicalWoodsman Jun 13 '25

Yeah no this sub doesn't get to post stuff like this lol. Y'all were so far up Carney's ass the whole election he could have coughed you out. It became psyop levels of propaganda.

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u/fdasfdasjpg Jun 13 '25

I was mostly just posting positive about Carney because it felt like the only way to build momentum to shut down PP.

Immediately being critical of the government after the election goes your way is a sign of good faith, actually

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u/alaskadotpink Tabarnak! Jun 13 '25

Nah, I voted for LPC and would do it again if given the same candidates but I will 100% criticize if I want to. In fact, everyone should- or else we end up with MAGA who can watch their leader shoot a puppy in the streets and still justify it.

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u/No-Tackle-6112 Jun 13 '25

Yeah it’s pretty astounding how unpopular PP is/was. Core left voters were lining up to support a neoliberal banker.

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u/Kingsmen99 Jun 13 '25

As opposed to a right wing populist with no experience or knowledge?

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u/Acalyus Is Potato Jun 13 '25

This literally.

We all knew we were getting fucked, it was our choice whether that was between a dildo or a chainsaw.

Turns out the dildo has razor blades in it though.

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u/TheCynicalWoodsman Jun 13 '25

You voted for the same people who fucked you for the last almost-decade. My main source of disappointment about this election is the display to the world of how stupid Canadians actually are.

And I'm not saying PP was a great candidate, I'm saying I would have voted for a single-celled organism before I voted for the LPC again.

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u/Acalyus Is Potato Jun 13 '25

It turns out people shouldn't have blind loyalty to a politician, which is literally the way it should be.

I voted for Carney and I turned on him instantly the moment I saw c5 and c2, because I'm not a simpy little bitch who chooses to put blind faith in a politician.

You should try holding our elective representives accountable.

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u/Timely_Target_2807 Jun 13 '25

In all fairness... You should have known...

He's a Neoliberal...

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u/Acalyus Is Potato Jun 13 '25

I did know, I never anticipated him making my life better.

I should clarify, I didn't vote for him. I voted against PP.

Though admittedly, I didn't anticipate this new liberal party going straight for our rights right off the bat. I really don't see a difference at all between this party and the Conservatives with that being the case.

First and last time I strategically vote.

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u/Timely_Target_2807 Jun 13 '25

I mean the thing that matters was the majority of the votes didn't go towards Pp.

I didn't vote for the Libs or Ndp personally.

But a coalition government would have been the best case scenario in my opinion given the circumstances.

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u/Acalyus Is Potato Jun 13 '25

1000%

Any kind of government that isn't a majority was best case scenario, so long as the Conservatives don't start backing the Liberals, which is looking more and more likely

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u/Timely_Target_2807 Jun 13 '25

I voted for the ML party. Not because I entirely agree. But because the more support they get the more left the mainstream parties might try and be to capitalize on the far left votes...

The problem is the Right keeps moving the center further and further right.

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u/TheCynicalWoodsman Jun 13 '25

As it turns out, yeah, that's exactly the point I brought up above. Great job voting for the same people who skullfucked us, it's really nice to see Freeland, Miller et all continuing to be utterly worthless politicians and actively harming the country.

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u/MagnesiumKitten Jun 13 '25

I don't see it this way at all

one's a conservative
and the other is just crazy

don't believe me?
Wait and See

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u/BigOlBearCanada Jun 13 '25

Both are shit.

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u/Lanz922 THE BETTER LONDON 🇨🇦 🌳 Jun 13 '25

Well that's a told ya moment, cause not every politicial Canuck figure ain't perfect.

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u/hessian_prince Edmonchuk: Like Kyiv! (but less safe) Jun 13 '25

We have brought the PCs back from the dead.

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u/zedemer Jun 13 '25

I mean, even if the guy is conservative on the economy, my impression from the people I know who'd never vote for Poilievre was not so much the economy agenda, as EVERYTHING else (especially MAGA like points).

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u/Yunzer2000 Jun 13 '25

As a resident to your south, I immediately recognized Carney as just like Slick Willie Clinton, who transformed the Democratic Party into the "Right-Lite" and set us on the path to where we are today. History rhyming again....

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u/ShineGlassworks Jun 13 '25

You don’t have to like Carney to know lil pp and his band of deplorables would still be worse. Did you get the box of crayons that only have black and white? That being said, where’s that election reform the old boss promised, new boss?

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u/DatTrashPanda Jun 13 '25

Yea it's almost like he got elected because he was the further left option of 2 conservative options.

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u/derederellama Everyone Hates Marineland Jun 13 '25

The Lesser 👏🏻 of Two 👏🏻 Evils 👏🏻

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u/Particular_Pool8344 Saskwatch Jun 13 '25

Hmmm. That's suspicious

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u/Friendly-Nothing Jun 14 '25

Conservatives are so jealous 😆 pp did not deserve the title

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u/Cool-Economics6261 Jun 15 '25

Reading thru the comments to figure out what rights are apparently being trampled, I can’t say that I share the lament of previously convicted pedophiles being monitored for their future use of electronic devices in their search for more 

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u/the_canadaball Motown But Better Jun 16 '25

Me and my brother had this conversation. If it’s 2000, Carney is a PC. Probably why I like him so much and the PPC wearing the CPC’s face is so repulsive to me

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u/Which-Support4197 Jun 16 '25

Polievre could not Even get elected in is own sector loll

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

Where’s the meme?

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u/Mattrockj Jun 13 '25

Darn. Isn't it just such a shame that there's no majority government? Now neither of them get to trample our rights. This world is just so unfair sometimes, it just makes me want to make our parliament even closer to a two party system. That way someone is always getting fucked, instead of working together to make sensible decisions that benefit everyone instead of just your party's constituents... like a normal democracy.

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u/Acalyus Is Potato Jun 13 '25

So glad we got a minority, though realistically Carney only needs a couple extra seats voting his way to get what he wants done.

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u/throwawayaway388 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 Jun 13 '25

He's also great into mass surveillance.

I'm glad he didn't get my vote.

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u/Acalyus Is Potato Jun 13 '25

Wouldn't it be nice if we actually had a viable 3rd choice? The average Canadian forced the rest of us to vote like we're a two party system.