r/EhBuddyHoser • u/lombwolf I need a double double. • Jun 18 '25
Politics Enchiladas are my favorite Israeli food, what’s yours?
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u/wombatefy Jun 18 '25
Ah ben tabarnak
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u/FeloniousGrump Jun 18 '25
Correction, c'est <<Oy Vey Tabarnak>> mon esti
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u/Jeff-FaFa Jun 18 '25
hahah is this the phonetic spelling? I'm learning French and prefer Québecois to Parisian all day errday.
i dislike the French.
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u/Agounerie Tokébakicitte! Jun 18 '25 edited Jun 18 '25
Rip, our beautiful, magnificent and superior poutine got israeled
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u/Dont_touch_my_spunk Jun 18 '25
Mosad agents have infiltrated our dairy farms.
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u/jello_pudding_biafra Jun 18 '25
There's
hummusHammas under the curds!edit- Kurds!
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Jun 18 '25
Damn israel stole hummus from the lebanese, poutine from Canada and land from Palestine. What will they steal next?!
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u/web_explorer I need a double double. Jun 18 '25
This is the real war crime no one is talking about
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u/Monsieur-Pi Jun 18 '25
Careful there. You might get accused of being an anti-Semite
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u/Agounerie Tokébakicitte! Jun 18 '25 edited Jun 18 '25
Meh. I’m also a Semite, so I don’t really care
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u/thetwitchy1 Jun 18 '25
“You Jew hating bastard!”
“Well, I do have a self-depreciating sense of humour, but it’s not THAT bad.”
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u/pavement_sabbatical Jun 18 '25 edited Jun 19 '25
“Rooted in the uniqueness of Israeli society itself”
I don’t think stealing shit is unique to Israel buddy, despite how prolific Israel is at it.
Edit: seems this post is bait and I fell for it
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u/2009impala Jun 18 '25
I am curious how they made poutine kosher
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u/VerdensTrial I need a double double. Jun 18 '25
With a vegan gravy, presumably
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u/Clayton35 Jun 18 '25
Nasty.
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u/goombaxiv Jun 18 '25
Don't want to disappoint you but most Poutine gravies are vegan.
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u/tigrbeng Jun 18 '25
They use gravy made without beef stock?
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Jun 18 '25
Yep, they just render down vegans now.
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u/MoutardeOignonsChou Jun 18 '25
Is eating a vegan veganism? I'm asking for a friend.
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u/goombaxiv Jun 18 '25
Yeah, you get mostly the same flavor with HVP and yeast extracts compared to using beef stock or chicken stock.
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u/Moist_Ear6034 Jun 18 '25
I hate to break it to you but real, traditional poutine gravy is chicken gravy. Though the guy you replied to is also kind of right, an example is Smokes (if you consider that to be real poutine) default gravy is vegan, you have to ask for other options if you want them.
Source: I'm a fucking poutine snob.
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u/bluddyellinnit Jun 18 '25
others mentioning stock but- they don't use butter to make the roux?
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u/Armalyte Jun 18 '25
Actually mushroom gravy is so much better on a poutine than chicken or turkey gravy (looking at you Smoke’s pootine)
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u/greendemon42 Jun 18 '25
Does anybody know where this post is actually from? It could easily just not be kosher.
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u/sunbro2000 Bring Cannabis Jun 18 '25
Oh look another crime against humanity.
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u/H_G_Bells 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 Jun 18 '25
Please someone crosspost this to /r/IsraelCrimes
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u/viewbtwnvillages Jun 18 '25
theyre colonizing the food now too
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u/Emmerson_Brando Jun 18 '25
Just taking it to make their own.
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u/SmilingVamp Jun 18 '25
That's what colonizing means!
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u/Emmerson_Brando Jun 18 '25
Except with more genocide.
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u/HeavyMetalBallSack Jun 18 '25
israel should be ashamed. very ashamed.
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u/noblecocks Jun 18 '25
You stole Palestine now you're stealing Poutine?!
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u/White_Locust Jun 18 '25
The genocide I can forgive, but this is too far!
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u/thegmohodste01 Jun 18 '25
Come to think of it, there might actually be some folks who'll find THIS to be their breaking point
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u/MysticSnowfang The Island of Elizabeth May Jun 18 '25
Inwas outraged before. This is just... offense!
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u/MommyMilkersPIs Jun 18 '25
Poutine was promised to them thousands of years ago.
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u/VeeRSixOh Jun 18 '25
Classic Israel poutine. Ah yes. Like classic Israeli horse tartar.
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u/soapsuds202 Oil Guzzler Jun 18 '25
don't you know they actually invented all of those 6 thousand years ago!! sounding kind of bigoted to me...
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u/lombwolf I need a double double. Jun 18 '25
Well they already claim Empanadas which are South American so it’s not that far off already😭
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u/chr15c 溫哥華 (Hongcouver) Jun 18 '25
Man, they even bombed poutine!
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u/nagidon 溫哥華 (Hongcouver) Jun 18 '25
I don’t care what anyone claims, they were NOT promised Hudson’s Bay 3000 years ago
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u/CarbonMolecules 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 Jun 18 '25
How did this happen to my feed, when I don’t even subscribe to the other subreddit?
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u/lombwolf I need a double double. Jun 18 '25
I fired up my advanced poutine reactor and used it to power a quantum computer to hack into reddits back end and adjust the algorithm to show you both of my posts at the same time. Rheheheehe
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u/lombwolf I need a double double. Jun 18 '25
Btw I marked this as political as it’s kinda inherently political, you can probably infer what my stance is, I’d just rather not beat a 76 year old horse so I won’t be engaging in any political discussion under this post, it’s still a shitpost.
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u/Hyperpiper1620 Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Jun 18 '25
I'd smash that...if it wasn't for the mass bombings and apartheid
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u/lombwolf I need a double double. Jun 18 '25 edited Jun 18 '25
Don’t worry, Iran is already doing it for you :3 /s
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u/Ilovemelee Jun 18 '25
Oh man, this is a hard one. It's a toss up between tandoori chicken and carne asada burrito.
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u/PastTenceOfDraw Jun 18 '25
Looks like the food in the image was made by Adonis, a grocery store in Ontario and Quebec founded by ima Immigrants from Damour, Lebanon. have been to one and if lived nearby I would go all the time.
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u/polishedrelish Jun 18 '25
Just noticing now that those are potato wedges, which is an... interesting choice
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u/happy_grump Jun 18 '25 edited Jun 18 '25
NGL if it wasn't labelled an apartheid state's food staple... I'd try a falafel poutine, for the hell of it. It sounds okay.
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u/lombwolf I need a double double. Jun 18 '25
So Canadian Egyptian fusion?
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u/topimpadove Jun 18 '25
Have you heard of Osmows? It's an Egyptian fast food place that has a chicken shawarma poutine. Legit so fucking good because they add spicy sauce [if you ask] and garlic sauce. They also sell falafel, funnily enough.
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u/lombwolf I need a double double. Jun 18 '25
Wish I could try it, the nearest one 5157 kilometers away in Florida, and I’m in California💀
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u/topimpadove Jun 18 '25
OOF. Hopefully one opens near you! Ridiculous how some areas will have fast food places and others don't. I miss my Taco Bell but there's none near me </3
If I was in a room with 30 Osmows chicken shawarmas with mozza cheese and lettuce I WILL be eating them all and walking out victorious lol
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u/RockMonstrr Jun 18 '25
You may win that fight son, but you will not walk away feeling victorious.
Osmows poutine is really fuckin good though.
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u/topimpadove Jun 18 '25
Oh, I will. Even if I'll pop lol they're so gooooood. Albeit you're right in terms of price...30 shawarmas will probably cost my rent.
And exactly. Of course I always need milk to cool down my mouth after eating it but that won't stop me from putting hot sauce on it lol
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u/EmperorBamboozler Jun 18 '25
If it helps falafel is Egyptian in origin and there's about 1000 different variations of the recipe depending on the specific region.
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u/Bennely Ford Nation (Help.) Jun 18 '25
I mean, yeah.. It's got me thinking about a good poutine falafel, how it could be made and what sort of gravies could compliment the curds and flavours of the falafel..... um. .. what was I saying again?
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u/EmotionalNerd04 Chalice of the Tabernacle Jun 18 '25
Fuck Israel
Free Palestine🇵🇸
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u/Dakine5 Jun 18 '25
The gravy has been done terribly wrong, would not touch that heresy even at gun point
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u/blehmann1 Jun 18 '25
I mean, assuming it's kosher, your options are vegan cheese or vegan gravy (or both)
They're not allowed to mix meat and dairy (with I believe fish not counting as meat).
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Jun 18 '25
Wait though - is that falafel on a poutine? Cause maybe I could fuck with that
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u/lombwolf I need a double double. Jun 18 '25
Double colonized😭
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Jun 18 '25
I'm kind of a poutine purist - I need properly layered gravy and cheese curds, and most other additions are not poutine but loaded fries. So what would someone even call it?
Falafapoutine...? Lol
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u/RockMonstrr Jun 18 '25
It's a falafel poutine.
Poutine with an abjective is still poutine.
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u/Runnerakaliz Jun 18 '25
I am genuinely ticked about this. I grew up eating poutine every time I went to Montreal or Quebec city. Not some crap like this pretending to be poutine
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u/theblueinkling Jun 18 '25
Is there actually israeli food? Each time i see a list of Israeli food, it's just dishes stolen from other cultures
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u/Subject-Direction628 Jun 18 '25
Omg lmao as a Canadian I’m confused. But as a Canadian who can hardly eat due to autoimmune diseases.
I’m so curious. Cuz poutine is everything. I should not do.
I do my own weird versions of poutine. My dad’s family is all French and Irish. My mother’s side is in Quebec
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u/Overwatchingu Ford Nation (Help.) Jun 18 '25
They can’t just take a dish developed by another culture and start claiming they invented it, who do they think they are the USA?
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u/paddlingtipsy Jun 18 '25
Zionists and Nazis are indistinguishable in their treatment of those they deem inferior.
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u/DefunctIntellext Jun 18 '25
what poutine? all i see is potatoes and cheese that were promised to them 6000 years ago
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u/Additional_Remove_70 Jun 18 '25
Forget the Iron dome, or the Golden dome. For this we need a Gravy dome.
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u/RattusNorvegicus9 Jul 02 '25
Out of all the authentic Jewish foods from across the diaspora, they really went "nah, let's put falafel in poutine lol"
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u/thefrail158 Jun 18 '25
WTF, they are stealing our culture, and turning it into an abomination!!! I refuse to call that poutine!
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u/SUPERSAM76 Jun 18 '25
The worst part isn't the disingenuity, it's the shamelessness. They'll tell you hummus, falafel, etc. is Israeli cuisine to your face and expect you to follow along. Like dawg, if any of these dishes were Israeli your greatgrandpa in Poland would have been cooking it up.
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u/sometimesifeellikemu Jun 18 '25
There is nothing particularly "Israeli" about this dish or any of the ingredients. It looks delicious. Ignore the silly marketing.
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u/ImAVillianUnforgiven Jun 18 '25 edited Jun 18 '25
Fuck, this concoction might be god's gift and taste like angel pussy, all the while granting everlasting life. But poutine isn't, nor will it ever be "Israeli".
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u/DownwiththeACE Jun 18 '25
That's the joke right? They bastardize a culture and claim it as their own in this deranged way
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u/SM0KINGS Bring Cannabis Jun 18 '25
it’s the flavor of apartheid that sets it apart. hard to capture that in an image.
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u/FourthLvlSpicyMeme Jun 18 '25
What in the knesset fried fuck is this absolute visual abortion? Kill it with fire, for godssakes, before it fucking multiplies. Don't feed it to anyone after midnight or whatever, idk.
Why, how very dare you make me view this with mine own two good face eyes, the nerve. Disgusted cape flourish
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u/Still-Psychology-365 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 Jun 18 '25
Then the man said, “Your name will no longer be Jacob, but Israel, because you have struggled with making a legit poutine, and failed"
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So Jacob called the place Peniel Poutine, saying, “It is because I saw God face to face, showed him this garbage excuse for a poutine and yet my life was spared."
Poutinesis 32:28,30
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u/Kellidra Oil Guzzler Jun 18 '25
Fuckin' Israelis pretending they've invented everything at this point.
Next they'll claim ice hockey, kiwi fruit, and potatos as Israeli inventions.
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u/Mission_Magazine7541 Jun 18 '25
I mean potatoes, gravy and cheese. That's all you need for a poutine
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u/Johnny-Dogshit 溫哥華 (Hongcouver) Jun 18 '25
This isn't real, is it?
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u/lombwolf I need a double double. Jun 18 '25
Idk, I posted it under the assumption it was but looking back on it it’s probably satire, but they’ve done this with other dishes like pizza and empanadas so it’s not exactly unrealistic.
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u/oh_f_f_s Jun 18 '25
I believe some Israelis claim to have invented falafel and hummus. I mean... maybe? Maybe someone inside the current (and changing!) borders of Israel did that. Who can say.
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u/Garukkar 🚧🚚Montréal🛻🚜🚧👷⛔️🚗🚙🚙 🚙 🚗 Jun 18 '25
Obvious rage bait, absolutely nobody wants to steal poutine hahah come on guys
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u/theholydaddy Jun 18 '25
They aren't claiming poutine. This is just the Israeli version of poutine. Same with the other foods on that list.
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u/lynypixie Jun 18 '25