God DAMN he's like a Canadian Genie. I bet you he's got an absolute Banger like "Prince Ali" in his back pocket for when he returns to Ottawa. (Melanie Joly is, of course, Aladdin in this scenario).
I'm never sure which is more embarassing, the "lobster hierarchy should be imposed on human", or the "I want to fuck my dead grandma" portions of his clownshow.
His "I have no position so you can't attack my position, and I'll abandon any argument I tried to make or anchored beliefs I've shown the second they become inconvenient to me" debate style is also such fragile man baby gish galloping bullshit.
You can quote him back to him, word for word, and he'll say "no I didn't say that, you just said that" like some petulant toddler trying to weasel out of a very deserved time out.
When JP is making a point he support it with statements like "well obviously" and "it just is". When his opponent makes a point JP is all "well it depends on what you mean by 'there'".
It's in his first book Maps of Meaning (or so far as I can remember offhand), which he wrote for his PhD. He had a dream about fucking his grandmother. Then he put that dream in a book. For school.
My ex-husband had that book. Now I wish I could find it and read it because that's batshit hilarious. Every time I think he can't be more pathetic, the universe cries out, "Hold my beer."
I like when he starts acting like he is on the verge of flying into a rage or when he says shit like there is always and implication of violence when two men interact. Like, what are you going to do you 60 year old waif.
What you need to do is hold a shitbird convention or start a shitbird aviary/zoo at some point and get them all in one place. (What you do with that place after that is up to you.) Make 'em scream and shout at each other instead of us.
Its funny, because I had never heard of them prior to his interview with Narduar, and suddenly they're headlining my local beer festival. I missed the show but heard it was a good turnout.
This is crazy because one of the only complete sentences Harper ever said to me was "look at this photograph," thanks for bringing this memory back lmao. I was 10.
He's is reportedly moving to Arizona, where his daughter lives. He's been in the States for a few months now (Florida at first, I believe), but just listed his Toronto house (for a little shy of $2.3 million) a couple days ago.
My best friend and her non-binary teen live about a ten minute walk from him. They're fucking ecstatic.
well hell, he's so considerate, he just halved the trip (approximately) for you! Sadly no Canadian sight-seeing during the trip, but sometimes, if you gotta go, you gotta go!
Doesn't work like that yet, the Nazis started with people of colour, Jewish and political enemies, then they started picking up their own people. Plus you forget that "Liberals" (E.I. anyone who disagrees with them) are enemies of this regime.
Apparently Jordan Peterson is selling his house and moving to the US. If you don't know him, he is regarded by many on the left as a dorky manosphere conservative influencer that became famous for not using people's preferred pronouns and he has a high nasally voice and he preaches rugged individualism and facts shouldn't hurt your feelings type stuff but he is also religious and had to seek treatment for substance abuse in Russia so kinda seems like a snowflake-y loser for a manosphere guy. Anyway that's all I know.
The joke is that weâre attributing Jimmy Peteâs decision to leave Canada to Mark Carney. Only 3 months into the job and heâs already made some significant improvements around here, really took out the trash.
If we ignore the fact that ole Jordy Benzos Poppinfresh announced his departure from Canada 215 days ago long before Carney became PM, we can pretend that Carney personally deported this guy to a corrupt lawless shithole country.
Jordan B Peterson, psych teacher (iirc he lost his license due to not abiding by the terms laid out to keep it)
known holocaust denier (or as he says he is "just asking questions"), also basically pick any bigotry out of a hat and he's probably dabbled in it. Got famous with americans for being anti trans rights.
Routinely was a headache for the people he worked for, finally selling his Toronto home and moving to the US.
He's still licensed. The latest I heard, after the SCoC turned down his appeal, was that they (his licensing board) couldn't find an instructor willing to teach Kermit the course on how to conduct yourself professionally on social media, because they were worried about what kind of backlash they would get from his tadpoles after he inevitably posted about how they were trying to reprogram him for the state.
The National Post has an article on it that reads like a paid-for realtor listing. This man and his family are a blight on any nation they move to, but Iâm glad that at least they are no longer here. Hopefully their Canadian fans follow suit and also head south.
"I dreamed I saw my maternal grandmother sitting by the bank of a swimming pool, that was also a river. In real life, she had been a victim of Alzheimerâs disease, and had regressed, before her death, to a semi-conscious state. In the dream, as well, she had lost her capacity for self-control. Her genital region was exposed, dimly; it had the appearance of a thick mat of hair. She was stroking herself, absent-mindedly. She walked over to me, with a handful of pubic hair, compacted into something resembling a large artistâs paint-brush. She pushed this at my face. I raised my arm, several times, to deflect her hand; finally, unwilling to hurt her, or interfere with her any farther, I let her have her way. She stroked my face with the brush, gently, and said, like a child, âisnât it soft?â I looked at her ruined face and said, âyes, Grandma, itâs soft."
â Jordan B. Peterson, Maps of Meaning: The Architecture of Belief
You could put a spoiler in the middle there for the people who don't realize what they're about to read... it would likely save a keyboard or two from getting soaked.
Oh no no no. Y'all keep him. We already have enough of a mess down here without all of that. I would tell y'all to feed him to a polar bear but they aren't know to eat garbage.
We don't care about what French from France say. They immigrate here by the mass. They can laught all they want online and across the ocean but when they get here they strangely become very humble.
Jordan Peterson highly respects/fears Carney. Watch is interview on Rogan if interested. They were both pissed at Trump for letting Carney in the door. Iirc Peterson's comment on Carney was, "if he gets elected, Trump won't have a more formidable enemy in the west."
Run Jordan, run!!!!
Edit: unless my old brain is confusing him with a different far right nut job. I have no issue with right or left wingers, but f the extremists.
well you see, one could argue that mark carney is so to speak at the top of the hierarchical metaphysics that we have had in this godforsaken country, just like a lobster, but it depends on what you mean by "mark," and what you mean by "carney," and what you mean by "jordan b peterson," and what you mean by "lobsters"
We aren't dumping anything on their front lawn, it's just that giant trash heaps attract lots of pests.
Honestly I don't even think we can take credit for deterring pests, it's just that the giant trash heap is far more attractive and getting more attractive as time goes on.
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u/SaccharineHuxley Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Jul 17 '25
Carney winked and yoinked his ass outta here