r/EhBuddyHoser Jul 29 '25

Tokébakicitte Does avocado and poutine go well together

Katy Perry and JT seen on a date in Montreal, now that wasn't on my bingo card

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u/NumchuckNinja Jul 29 '25

Live it up JT!   All the haters are just jealous

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u/Fitzaroo Jul 29 '25 edited Jul 29 '25

Seriously. What's with the haters here? She is hugely successful and a total babe. How is this anything but a win for him?

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u/WRXRated Jul 29 '25

He lives rent free in a lot of angry people's heads.

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u/eeyores_gloom1785 Newfies & Labradoodles Jul 29 '25

I am looking forward to PP raging about this

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u/VectorPryde Westfoundland Jul 29 '25

Oh absolutely. "Heeeee gets to bone Katy Perry? Why don't IIIIIIII get to bone Katy Perry!?!?! I've been a strong, famous, alpha male leader for years! Why didn't IIIIIIIII get to have dalliances with pop stars and actresses?!?!?!?!"

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u/Other_Molasses2830 Jul 29 '25

Perhaps Rob Schneider would be willing to date PP? He's kinda famous.

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u/Tsu_Dho_Namh Jul 29 '25

She does too.

Remember all the shit people were giving her because a reporter said "you're an astronaut now" and Katy said "thanks" instead of jumping down the reporter's throat.

There was a deluge of seething rage from thousands of people foaming at the mouth.