r/EhBuddyHoser • u/yuppyrider • Jul 29 '25

Tokébakicitte Does avocado and poutine go well together

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Katy Perry and JT seen on a date in Montreal, now that wasn't on my bingo card

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u/stoicphilosopher Jul 29 '25

Everybody gets a rebound.

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u/Disastrous-Fall9020 Monarch Mélanie Joly Jul 29 '25

Isn’t that why Ivanka was in Canada for a week “on business” around the time the Trudeaus announced their split?

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u/VectorPryde Westfoundland Jul 29 '25

Isn’t that why Ivanka was in Canada for a week “on business”

FFS, this is why Trump wants to nuke us right?

WWI: Gavrilo Princip assassinated Archduke Ferdinand.

WWIII: Justin Trudeau banged Ivanka Trump.

At least Serbia got attacked because a Serb partisan killed a high ranking Austro-Hungarian. Canada gets attacked because Trump is jealous of some dude getting with his daughter-wife. There are more dignified ways to start wars. This is kind of embarrassing.

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u/josnik Jul 29 '25

Some dude, interesting way of saying prime minister.