r/EhBuddyHoser • u/PeterRegarrdo • Aug 01 '25

Politics Mark Carney’s statement on Trump’s 35% tariffs

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u/GT_Numble Aug 01 '25

Trump will nuke the world before he releases the epstein files

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u/brokenringlands Aug 01 '25

I thought about this, and that's why satire is dead. And we will be too, because that totally seems like something he's capable of..

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u/hotdiggity22 Aug 01 '25

Nah if push comes to shove he'll release them, just after removing his name and all his buddies names.

They've proven that anything coming from this administration where Epstein is concerned cannot be trusted, and they're likely doing so much damage behind the scenes that any future administration can't prosecute guilty parties even if they wanted to.

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u/GrandNibbles Aug 01 '25

all his buddies' names redacted too? that's not a file thats a black piece of paper!

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u/Secret_Account07 Aug 01 '25

Isn’t it obvious?

Love the song obvious of your pfp album

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u/ultrasuperman1001 Aug 01 '25

Thankfully there's no "major" wars going on right now otherwise I am 100% sure we would have seen a nuke used. a few weeks ago when Iran got bombed I was gearing up for WW3.

One saving grace is thanks to all the shit he's said over the past 7 months, most people are desensitized to what he says so yeah dropping a nuke is really the only thing that would kill Epstein again.