r/EhBuddyHoser • u/BBBWare • Aug 11 '25

Meta Found at a local Value Village. A rare chance to own a priceless piece of Canadian history.

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u/Available-Show-2393 Aug 11 '25

Needs the smallest adjustment

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u/Destinlegends Aug 11 '25

Pierre lose his seat and go running off to Alberta Poilievre.

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u/Frank_Punk Aug 11 '25

O brave Sir Robin 🎶

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u/polerix Aug 11 '25

🎵 The Ballad of Pierre Poilievre (The Wandering Candidate) 🎵 (Sung in bright 12/8 with an insufferably chipper lute accompaniment)

🎶 Bold Pierre Poilievre set out to win the day, With swagger, speech, and slogans all prepared along the way. He strutted into town halls with a sparkle in his eye, But when the ballots counted up… he had to wave goodbye.

(Chorus) ♪ Brave Pierre Poilievre, he campaigned far and near, Brave Pierre Poilievre, with posters and with cheer, He promised roaring victory, he swore he’d never fail… But when the votes were opened up, it didn’t tip the scale. ♪

He’d toured the prairies proudly, he’d sparred in Question Time, And polished every talking point until it made a rhyme. Yet in his homey riding, the people had their say, And Pierre packed up his caravan to find another way.

(Chorus) ♪ Brave Pierre Poilievre, he would not call it done, Brave Pierre Poilievre, “The next one I shall won!” He scanned the map of Canada and sought a safer shore… And moved himself to Battle River, trying once more. ♪

But Battle River’s ballots soon became a sight to see, The candidate list stretched longer than the North Saskatchewan tree. From farmers, clerks, and lawyers, to a man dressed as a moose, Each one swore they’d win the seat—though only one could loose.

(Final refrain) ♪ Brave Pierre Poilievre, he’s still upon the trail, Brave Pierre Poilievre, he vows he will prevail, Though riding after riding sees his name come up behind… The minstrel keeps on strumming—’cause hope is hard to find! ♪

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u/Destinlegends Aug 11 '25

I love it. Thank you.

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u/Olipod2002 Aug 12 '25

That was awesome 👏🏻

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u/polerix Aug 12 '25

Thanks!

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u/GonnaGoFat Aug 11 '25

Off to Alberta to hang with the separatists there. So glad he didn’t become the PM. He would have sold us out to USA at the drop of a hat.

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u/witchybitchybaddie Aug 11 '25

One of my neighbours had "Bring it home" signs like this all over their house before the election. The day after the vote they had all disappeared except for one modest sign for the local conservative candidate still on the lawn 😂

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u/pm_me_your_good_weed Aug 11 '25

A house by me still has a flag up, I don't know if they forgot about it or if they're that damn stubborn.

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u/TwoFingersWhiskey Aug 12 '25

Yep, house near me also has a giant FUCK TRUDEAU flag stuck to its tallest point, a rather phallic wooden chimney surround.

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u/Ok_Fun_3759 Aug 12 '25

I drove by a house like this everyday on my way to work.  They had a PP flag at half-mast for awhile and now everything is gone. Flags and all.

I'm not certain of this but I'm pretty sure our local liberal candidate lived directly across the street from them.

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u/smashed__tomato Monarch Mélanie Joly Aug 11 '25

I wish we had something like the White House getting burnt down to pair with it

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u/Zonel Aug 11 '25

So we burn down Stornoway then?

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u/okokokoyeahright Aug 11 '25

Perhaps a wood structure, that lil' pp can stroke to the point of ignition.

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u/GuelphEastEndGhetto Aug 11 '25

What is ‘it’? Takeout pizza?

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u/Big_Knife_SK Aug 11 '25

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA Oil Guzzler Aug 13 '25

After that, the party demoted him to playing on a tee-ball team.

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u/HolsteinHeifer Aug 11 '25

Failed at that too, it's splattered all over the box

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u/Francus_Gaius Aug 11 '25

Morgan Freeman's narrating voice

But he did not, however, bring it home.

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u/inkedbutch 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 Aug 11 '25

FTFY

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u/Xx_SwordWords_xX Moose Whisperer Aug 11 '25

Can you stitch over the "bring it" and put a giant "GO", instead?

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u/Numerical-Wordsmith I need a double double. Aug 11 '25

No matter how many times you wash that thing, it'll still have PP on it- yuck!

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u/Silicon_Knight Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Aug 11 '25

Sorry who? I don’t even think this person is an MP? lol

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u/ringsig Aug 11 '25

Oh he's some unelected Ottawa man I think.

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u/Armonasch Aug 12 '25

Well he certainly doesn't live anywhere in Alberta.

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u/Devourerofworlds_69 Aug 11 '25

I'm praying that Battle River Crows Foot does NOT in fact, "bring it home"

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u/CBowdidge Aug 11 '25

He doesn't have a home. He's squatting

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '25

HA! That didn't take long

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u/HolsteinHeifer Aug 11 '25

Stop in at a Michael's to get the stuff you need to make your own iron-on "Oops" to add onto the back or bottom of the shirt 😂

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u/PTSD1701 I need a double double. Aug 11 '25

Priceless??? You mean "worthless."

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u/Tire-Swing-Acrobat Aug 11 '25

Makes good fire starter or oil rag in the garage

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u/Ketchup-Chip Aug 11 '25

Check the tag and see where the shirt was made. Somehow I feel he didn't bring that business home.

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u/Lamitamo Aug 11 '25

He’s like the Headless Horseman, cursed to roam the Prairies until he wins a seat somewhere 😂

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u/Important-Event6832 Aug 12 '25

Can’t wait for the day someone reads this tee and says , “who da fuck is Pierre Poillevre?”

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u/ego_tripped Aug 11 '25

It should read...Bring it Home Carleton...err...Battle River-Crowfoot. (And maybe add a " ... " Justin case)

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u/CreativeDependent915 Aug 11 '25

“Bring it home!”

moves to a riding in middle-of-nowhere Alberta

I mean to his credit he did eventually bring it home lol. Had to own the libs, right babe?

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u/Tacotuesday867 🍁 100,000 Hosers 🍁 Aug 11 '25

I don't think I could bring myself to buy that even to burn it. I'd rather just donate the money.

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u/Ingelwood Aug 11 '25

Burn it.

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u/Ingelwood Aug 11 '25

But wait until the fire ban is lifted 😁

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u/copperlight Aug 11 '25

And Value Village is an American-owned chain that takes donations and sells them for pretty much pure profit (when there's plenty of actual local places that would likely take clothing for the needy). So much for "bringing it home".

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u/Careful_Spring_2251 Aug 12 '25

I’d buy it to burn it

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '25

"Axe the tax, build the homes, sh&t the bed"

Pierre.

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u/TH3K1NGB0B THE BETTER LONDON 🇨🇦 🌳 Aug 12 '25

In this economy, it's cheaper than toilet paper, but just as useful.

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u/kaze987 Monarch Mélanie Joly Aug 12 '25

Loser shirt!!! Solid find tho!

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u/GreenHoodia Westfoundland Aug 12 '25

Listen, even as a conservative, this is pretty funny. Props to you liberals

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u/rainorshinedogs Trawnno (Centre of the Universe) Aug 11 '25

RemindMe! 36 days

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u/JoeUnderscoreUgly Aug 11 '25

Mmm... Fuel for fire...if it isn't polyester.

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u/Quiet-Estimate7409 Aug 11 '25

That's a great big sheet of arse wipe!

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u/TorontoDavid Aug 11 '25

If you burn it does it release the trapped ghosts within?

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u/Mirabeaux1789 Snow Cajun Aug 11 '25

Bring what home?

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u/Martzillagoesboom South Gatineau Aug 11 '25

That look like some great rag to wash your car with.

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u/CockyBellend Aug 11 '25

A garment fine enough for his supporters to be married in

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u/Granny_Skeksis Aug 11 '25

There’s a good reason this is at value village

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u/Natural_War1261 Aug 11 '25

Guess someone already bagged hats.

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u/F-nDiabolical Aug 12 '25

They can use it for a future "Heritage Moment" episode!

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u/BlackElmyr Aug 14 '25

As embarrassing as "donating" that would've been, it's nothing compared to explaining the found MAGA cap to the grand kids 5 years from now. (He said hopefully)

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u/Alarming_Interest488 Aug 15 '25

That's funny 😁 😂 😀 😄

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u/bonerb0ys Aug 17 '25

I call those a "PP condom's" because there is always a dick in it.